Tony Orlando

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• Tony Orlando & Dawn at full blast on my corner? Today is NOT THE DAY. -- Jennifer Iannolo
• Chris Pratt is hosting the premiere of SNL tonight. So guess who's watching the premiere of SNL tonight? That's right Tony Orlando! -- Jordan Nicholson
• I've been on the door of this UV Freshers Rave for over 3 hours and they still haven't played any Tony Orlando. What sort of party is this? -- Jim Dale
• Enjoyed being part of the Pentagon salute to ESGR employers who go the extra mile this morning & to sing Tie A Yellow Ribbon w/ Tony Orlando -- Kathleen Moakler
• L GLAD TO SEE MORE TONY ORLANDO JOKES BEING MADE (I think I need help) -- robbedy
• He is a really shitty knockoff of Indiana Jones -- Brian Cullen
• I'm sorry, a dude in this UPS commercial is named Tony Orlando?! -- Andrew
• Is it just me or does the song 'Knock 3 Times' by Tony Orlando sound like a stalker's anthem?! -- Jill
• My kid is reading a book that involves 3 hamsters named Tony, Orlando and Dawn & I'm way more excited about this than is necessary. -- lantenengo
• I ran into Tony Orlando, He was very nice We had a good conversation & wished each other well -- Steve Connolly
• It's great to relive the memories of something very special to me one more time and seeing Jerry Lewis, Tony Orlando and you -- William Brownstein
• I don't get it, it is late at night and someone is posting pics of Tony Orlando & his bro. Isn't Tony usually found at the crack of Dawn?? -- Woodie Anderson
• He is playing at The Southpoint Hotel in Las Vegas this weekend, so you know what THAT means Candida, Motherfucker Candida. -- David Sternberg
• Jose Feliciano, Freddie Prinze Sr., Tony Orlando, my list of notable Hispanics is falling short...oh, Sonia Sotomayor -- Iris M. Gross
• Just met a guy named Tony Orlando. He was with his wife. How often do you think they get asked if her name is dawn? -- Ben Berry
• Tbh I think 1970's Tony Orlando without the mustache is super attractive. -- andrea
• There is a video of tony orlando on the jerry lewis telethon singing led zeppelin this is what dreams are made of -- chloe ॐ
• If you're going to be near Abilene on Oct. 11, he is performing at Ike library. Cannot for the life of me say why I was alerted. -- Joe Posnanski
• Christmas is in like 2 months and I still don't have a Tony Orlando record just sayin -- Aman
• Why is 'Tie a yellow ribbon" stuck in my head? Tony Orlando and Dawn - leave! -- Pam Mortesen Burr
• He is still performing? -- Cindy Skiles
• When is Tony Orlando going to come rally the Occupy protesters in Hong Kong? -- Sid Acker
• No more Charo, Sammy Davis Jr or Tony Orlando. Now the Telethon is nothing more than Helen Reddy telling off color jokes -- Kokomoschmoe
• Stirring Your Memories Is TONY ORLANDO AND DAWN - Mornin' Beautiful On The Retro Attic Of Oldies -- The Retro Attic
• The only thing that beats Kenny Rogers "coward of the county" is tony Orlando "knock three times" wita song -- Max Currie
• Christmas is in like 2 months and I still don't have a Tony Orlando record just sayin -- ✨
• That is the shape of a man who sits in the dark listening to Tony Orlando and Dawn -- The Short Fuse
• So, has Tony Orlando basically moved to Bethlehem? I'm expecting to see him at the WaWa at this point! -- Hillary Kwiatek
• Johnny says he's gonna show his city friend Tony Orlando a little country life. Tony is afraid of snakes. Snake & Potatoes joke!!! -- Wally
• AWESOME CHRISTMAS SHOW AT THE SANDS LAST NIGHT WITH TONY ORLANDO- A MUST SEE!!! YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. HOPE THIS IS A YEARLY EVENT! -- ANDREA GERMANI
• Tony Orlando and Dawn is my spirit animal. -- Muffin Sangria
• And they have a song called "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House" so they're basically my favorite band ever as of this morning. -- Erik Stormses
• First it was Tony Orlando, then Criss Angel, who is next? Donny Osmond? -- LVwithLove
• Things overheard in the Lehigh Valley now that was inconceivable 1 yr ago: "Ugh why is Tony Orlando still here" -- Domenic Breininger
• I'd also like to point out that Tony Orlando's Bethlehem Christmastacular starts today. So, stay off the roads. -- St. Breakfast
• "This guy needs all sorts of signs. Communication is not his strong suit." My mom about tony Orlando and dawn songs. -- Jacqueline Strunc
• Tony Orlando and Dawn's hit 1970 song "Candida" is not about the yeast genus of the same name (commonly associated with thrush). -- Daniel Dougherty
• If Dawn is dawn, then he is dusk? -- sporknpork
• Is Pitbull destined to be this generations Tony Orlando? Or is that too rough on Mr. Dawn? -- Chuck Pool
• "Where the hell is Tony Orlando?" -- My dad, watching -- Crutnacker
• Hearing Tony Orlando sing makes my guy parts feel funny. Maybe not. I'm so confused -- Mark Conley
• He is starting a new singing group with his grandkids. Tony Orlando and Spawn -- Jon
• Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando & Dawn is the only song that makes me feel like I have rhythm. -- e
• I'm watching The Bachelor for the first time. Do they not realize this is a spinoff of Burning Love? Is Tony Orlando going to show up? -- Anne Clair Goodman
• I'm sorry this chase seen is making you so sleepy, Tony Orlando. -- Classic McDavid
• Yellow Ribbons will set a precedence that will never end, and it is Tony Orlando's fault. -- Pack of Geeks
• The best thing about this mix tape is, having Tony Orlando's yellow ribbon right after Meghan Trainor's All abt that bass. kekekeke -- MONO-Drama
• Candidate Tom Orlando makes joke on his name when people ask about how is this Tony Orlando, crowd chuckles. -- Rick Payerchin
• You guys are being deprived of a SOLID tony orlando & dawn comment because i can't find the picture i was thinking of -- evan
• ..Wait, is Team Vortex the new Tony Orlando and Dawn? -- Pipe-Him Chapman

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