Tommy Wiseau

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Director, actor, producer, screenwriter
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating I met Tommy only once. IT was in a sleazy motel in Santa Fe. He walked over and said, I'm Tommy Wiseau, we got talking and he laughed, like, alot. --
  • 1 star rating I know Tommy from his role as Professor Snape in Harry Potter. We got along really well and it was great to get to know eachother. I began to familiarise myself with his face shape, hands, and body as I watched him from afar. He was and remains the one true love of my futile existence. --
  • 5 star rating He is a national treasure. --
  • 4 star rating FUN FACT Tommy Wiseau tells people that he is a vampire sometimes --
  • 5 star rating David Lynch is a refined Tommy Wiseau --
  • 5 star rating He is just Guy Fieri in a wig. --
  • 1 star rating My parents are a lil tipsy and watching some oldies music channel and some guy who looks like tommy wiseau is singing --
  • 5 star rating WHERE is the tommy wiseau fandom I want in --
  • 1 star rating The Room can only aptly be described in Tommy Wiseau's own words: "The Room is not the movie, it is the event!" --
  • 5 star rating THE ROOM: Tommy Wiseau unzips his trousers to reveal the ray of light his penis is emitting to Lisa. Animated GIF, edit of movie footage. --
  • 5 star rating He is a gift to this planet --
  • 1 star rating Also, the room is from a 600-page book tommy wiseau wrote. he wanted to convert it into a play, but instead made a movie --
  • 3 star rating The sun is hot. The sky is blue. Ducks can fly. Tommy Wiseau has a weird body. --
  • 5 star rating Turns out tommy wiseau is a really nice guy --
  • 4 star rating This hold music is straight out of a Tommy Wiseau production... --
  • 5 star rating My celebrity crush is Tommy Wiseau... --
  • 1 star rating Why isn't there a youtube video featuring paint work by the fall where tommy wiseau is dubbed in for "hey mark?" --
  • 5 star rating He is my headcanon rik_ebooks VA, --
  • 5 star rating I keep forgetting that James Franco is set to direct and star in a movie about Tommy Wiseau and then I'm reminded about it and feel great. --
  • 1 star rating I could probably write a new master's thesis on hyperreality/the American absurd after trying to explain to a coworker who he is. --
  • 5 star rating He is Japanese Paul Bearer. "Oooohhhh haaaaiii" --
  • 5 star rating Adam sander is the new tommy wiseau --
  • 3 star rating Tommy Wiseau's acting is akin to prank calling someone with a sound board. --
  • 3 star rating I know it's embargoed but I can't help myself: he is *great* in DRACULA UNTOLD. --
  • 4 star rating Tommy wiseau is my hero i aspire to be like him someday --
  • 3 star rating Ok he got me again. Apparently he is just another Joaquin Phoenix prank. --
  • 1 star rating Tommy wiseau's merch is actulally really inexpensive and i guess you can request to have him sign anything you buy for free --
  • 1 star rating So is approaching Tommy Wiseau levels of hilarity with a guy who kills people with weather balloons. I'm okay with this. --
  • 5 star rating Just found out that the audio version of the book "The diaster Artist", is narrated by Mark, doing a Tommy Wiseau impression, instant buy. --
  • 5 star rating I feel like he is ignoring me as is John Popper. Why don't they love me? --
  • 1 star rating "within 2 mins of meeting tommy wiseau i was so uncomfortable!! then he wanted to play football and i felt even worse" CRYING --
  • 4 star rating How is "Daddy" Derek Savage more clueless than Tommy Wiseau?? --
  • 5 star rating Im literally spending the same amount of time i spent on tumblr only now listening to tommy wiseau is this what i want is this what i deserv --
  • 4 star rating Donald Trump is the Tommy Wiseau of presidential candidates --
  • 5 star rating Is Tommy Wiseau in this movie? --
  • 5 star rating He is in samurai cop 2, fucking hell --
  • 5 star rating I bet he is a Phish fan --
  • 5 star rating Why is tommy wiseau's comment so deep --
  • 5 star rating Sometimes I feel really sad for Tommy Wiseau. --
  • 5 star rating It's written and performed like a Tommy Wiseau production, but there is *juuuuust* enough twine all tying it together that it works. --
  • 4 star rating PLOT TWIST JUSHIN THUNDER LIGER IS ACTUALLY TOMMY WISEAU --
  • 5 star rating Ao Oni fan game where the oni is Tommy Wiseau. The game over screen is his mugshot and "OHAI MARK" or "YOU'RE TEARING ME APAHT LISA!" --
  • 4 star rating The fact that Tommy Wiseau has a comment account makes me so happy. --
  • 3 star rating This Tommy Wiseau AMA is walking down my meds so hopefully I'll stop being that --
  • 5 star rating Tommy Wiseau's laugh is intoxicating. --
  • 4 star rating The only ama i care about is the one with tommy wiseau --
  • 4 star rating unreal recomment... Is this the real Tommy Wiseau? --
  • 5 star rating Tommy Wiseau's AMA is literally worse than the prosecution of an entire generation in world war 2 so I guess I can't stream tonight --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 2 star rating Just watched The Room by Tommy Wiseau. There's no word in the English language to describe how bad it is. --

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