Never be ashamed of having a crush on Timmy Mallett I'm a crusher
Timothy "Timmy" Luke Mallett (born 18 October 1955 in Marple, Cheshire) is an English TV presenter and broadcaster. Mallett is known for his striking visual style, involving loud shirts, colourful...
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Timmy Mallett is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Timmy Mallett
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The only times I've seen pictures of the FA Cup this season Timmy Mallett has been attached to it, have they been welded together? -- Oxblogger
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Did you know that he is still a real people? Honest, he's on here and its really him. So is Rusty Lee too, you must remember her -- Callidity Dharma©
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is a tending topic for real. But who's name is gonna crop up next? Jeremy Beadle? Noel Edmonds? Timmy Mallett? smh -- The Caligraphist®
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So now Dr Fox. Who is left. Noel Edmunds? Keith Chegwin? Timmy Mallett? -- Emma Stansfield
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Rihanna as the next Bond girl? Really?! Who's going to play the villian? Timmy Mallett? -- Joe Titley
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He is on my TV. What is this madness? -- James Morris
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Did I really also just see Wincey Willis & Timmy Mallett? Feel like I've stepped back in time! -- Ames
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Timmy Mallett -- TrudiChandler
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I am more than a little bit upset... ripped Timmy Mallett costume -- Alexandra
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I think I am going to watch movies tonight, Chuckie's Curse and Maniac. Sounds like a fun thing to do. <insert Timmy Mallett's "Oh Yeah!"> -- Moggy&I
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Oh yeah, saw Timmy Mallett wearing Lycra earlier. -- Sweep
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He is 61 this year. -- Ethan Connor
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Sir Terry is dead and yet Chris Evans, Timmy Mallett, Dawn French, Lenny Henry and Barbra Windsor all stay annoyingly alive. -- Essex Boy
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Timmy Mallett glasses -- The Grim Rieper
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Stick a pair of glasses on Vangelis and you have Timmy Mallett. -- Henry Mullen
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As if Timmy Mallett's just walked into the press room with a funny hat... -- Paul Wheelock
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Absolutely disgusted with myself for liking Timmy Mallett when I was a kid. -- Benny
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I'm in the Timmy Mallett wide awake club tonight !!! -- Rob Dillon
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Next James Bond?......
"TIMMY MALLETT!!!" -- Simmo
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The latest episode of 'Great Lives' on R4: "Richard The Lionheart, nominated by Timmy Mallett". No, really. -- Russ Bleedin' L
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Not watched eurovision but just seen winner is it timmy mallett -- macca
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Is that Timmy Mallett and his mother? -- Daniel Blakely
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He is in the crowd... -- Malcolm Tucker
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Timmy Mallett does Richard I for nine year olds on There is dumbing down and then there is this shrieking pillock. -- Stephen Killick
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Timmy mallett talking knowledgeably about Richard the lionheart while still being timmy mallett is one of the best but weirdest things ever -- Tommy de la touche
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He is on Radio 4 telling the life story of Richard the Lionheart -- the hot wings liker
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Timmy Mallett on Great Lives talking about Richard the Lionheart? How bizarre is that? -- Catherine Phipps
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'..someone.. is the Jimmy White of ..something..'
This week Klopp & Pardew
Next week maybe Roy Hodgson or Timmy Mallett -- Jimmy White Fanatic
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Fuck me is Timmy mallett still alive????? -- Liam
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Ffs, he is on comment. Many a schoolboy injury, where we played 'Mallett's Mallet' with some proper heavy duty artillery. -- Phil Black
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Watching One third of Break Machine is serving Timmy Mallett oversized glasses. -- Chris Wills
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Wait , he is 500 yards from me. What's going on? -- Stephen
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Today is celebrating the invention of the two-piece outfit in 1946. Also celebrates Timmy Mallett's music career -- Year Ahead
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I just napped on the train and in my dream we got Timmy Mallett in as a new member. He played saxaphone. -- Sugar Rush!
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who would win in a fight:Badger out of Badger & Bodger if Badger had been trained by Bruce Lee or Timmy Mallett on steroids? -- ffoG enitsuJ
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Just seen Timmy Mallett -- Chris Groves
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Is Timmy Mallett and Sue Pollard had a love child -- Carl Johnson
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Why is Timmy Mallett eating biscuits on my television ? -- Seamus
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Why the fuck is Pru Leith dressed as Timmy Mallett??? -- KP 😕
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Ginny Lemon's a nut job. Looks like Marge Simpson fucked Timmy Mallett using a lemon as lube. -- PapaBeats
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I think I liked it more when Timmy Mallett and Sting were the most notable graduates from the uni I went to. -- 🐝hollyzone🐝
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Prue's obviously read my fan fiction where Timmy Mallett finally gets his Yellowcoat at Maplins. -- Mikey T
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yes he is on comment! What a legend. -- Tom Lievers
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He is making me cry here with his warm tribute to Keith Chegwin. Very fitting -- Tom Hughes
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Another one of the greats gone, Keith Chegwin. Thank goodness he is still with us. -- the record album
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Got 3 mutual facebook friends with Timmy Mallett s son -- Harry W.
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What was the best panto line-up you ever saw? Mine was Cinderella with Timmy Mallett as Buttons and John Virgo as Baron Hardup -- egg knog
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Who the frick is Tommy Mallett? Gimme TIMMY MALLETT any day!! -- Chris
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You know you've hit the big time when Timmy mallett is endorsing your products! -- Martin Mclocklan
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Mark Lawrenson, a man so relentlessly downbeat, he makes Alan Bennett sound like Timmy Mallett. -- Nick Pettigrew
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