Tim Howard

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Soccer player (Famous from English club Everton)
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Tim Howard is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his athletic body.

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Tim Howard’s Heroic Goalkeeping Performance, in GIFs

6 years ago (July 14, 2014, 11am)
Tim Howard goes shirtless and shows off his completely tattoo-covered torso for the cover of AdWeek‘s lastest issue. The mag examined the 35-year-old soccer player’s potential for endorsement deals coming off his star-making turn as the USA’s goalkeeper at the World Cup.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating He isn't the Tim Howard of this season's Premier League; he is the Tim Howard of the World Cup. --
  • 2 star rating He is set to return to the Barcelona and Manchester United in action, and more! Tune in at 6 ET on ESPNEWS! --
  • 5 star rating He is a monster --
  • 5 star rating " he is still fighting Belgians in his mind " --
  • 5 star rating He is here to save our souls. --
  • 5 star rating He is as good as it gets --
  • 5 star rating Tim howard is wild --
  • 4 star rating He is one of the worst keepers ever in the PL. Absolutely useless --
  • 3 star rating Their keeper is the high school female version of Tim Howard. I want the world for this kid. --
  • 4 star rating That Norwich defender is a better keeper than Tim Howard! --
  • 1 star rating This freeze-frame Carragher analysis of Tim Howard's pre-free-kick bouncing is quite something. Actually, it's just something. --
  • 5 star rating This is good Tim Howard analysis from Carragher --
  • 3 star rating Who cant take their chances -.- My highest rated player is Tim howard -.- --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking huge on FIFA 15 --
  • 3 star rating Why Everton so bad on fifa? Tim Howard just acted like a 54 rated goalie not 82 --
  • 3 star rating to all the blues on my list, get in you beauty in blue Tim Howard what a save !!! is the word --
  • 5 star rating Is there a player suffering a greater World Cup hangover than Tim Howard? Been partly responsible for Everton's slow start to the season --
  • 1 star rating I've been saying this for a while, but really was confirmed over the weekend. he is surely one of the worst keepers in England. --
  • 5 star rating He is shit on Fifa --
  • 5 star rating He is really a beast --
  • 1 star rating Guys, I think the world is ending. Scott Gomez scored two goals and in my FUT sim, Tim Howard made TWO WHOLE SAVES. --
  • 3 star rating Whenever I go to sparknotes, a tim howard ad always pops up and it's starting to get really creepy --
  • 3 star rating According to Fifa he is the BPLs answer to Manuel Neur. Beyond bullshit --
  • 5 star rating He is cool as fuck --
  • 4 star rating He is my new favorite player fuck a injured ass Rondo --
  • 5 star rating Plot twist: he isn't the US goalkeeper in FIFA15 --
  • 4 star rating The fact that he isnt on USA in FIFA 15 is disgraceful --
  • 3 star rating Tim Howard and Distin make my life considerably difficult! This season is a fucking write off --
  • 5 star rating He is a big cunt --
  • 5 star rating Tom Watson's taken a hiding. The last American to get so fucked on British soil was Tourette's Tim Howard when he went to his local library. --
  • 3 star rating He is bordering on the "jack the ripper" line each growing beard week --
  • 5 star rating He is on fire today --
  • 5 star rating Could someone tell Tim Howard his beard is fucking ridiculous. Might've saved that free kick if it wasn't for the extra face weight. --
  • 5 star rating Creighton's Danielle Rice is channeling Tim Howard today. She cuts off a St. John's run and makes another save just outside the 6-yard box. --
  • 5 star rating Why is Tim Howard so good??? --
  • 1 star rating Bloody footballer cant exist without being in media eye, Why the hell is Joey Barton on why not Tim Howard or Brad Friedel --
  • 5 star rating He is following me on IG, I see you T! --
  • 3 star rating I just bought Tim Howard on FUT 15 for $5100, kicked me out he is gone and money is gone? --
  • 5 star rating Hoggard goalie is like Tim Howard tonight --
  • 4 star rating brenna is like the team's own Tim Howard Bailey is the best! --
  • 1 star rating Really hope NYCFC pulls the ultimate troll move and uses their top allocation spot to try and get Tim Howard. --
  • 1 star rating Roberto Martinez insists he is not worried about Everton's lack of clean sheets this season and backs Tim Howard to find form. --
  • 5 star rating He is bae --
  • 3 star rating should be free they just gotta size up the blacker Tim Howard so he is ready to go --
  • 3 star rating Grace Gryphons goalie is getting a workout. Already many saves. Tim Howard in the making? --
  • 5 star rating Tim Howard instead of Ospina and that team is OP --
  • 3 star rating I hate how everyone thinks tim Howard is good cause he had a good WC, he is extremely overrated --
  • 4 star rating Ebola is the one thing Tim Howard couldn't save for the US --
  • 5 star rating Bishop is playing like Tim Howard on ice! --
  • 2 star rating It seems the only thing that can save the U.S. from Ebola is Tim Howard seeing how he saves everything --

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