Tim Heidecker

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Tim Heidecker
American actor and director (Famous from The Five-Year Engagement)
Votes Ranking Boost Ranking
Tim Heidecker ranks Loading, and ranks Loading among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.

Tim Heidecker is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "Tweet" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Tim Heidecker

new! Rate Tim Heidecker


Average: 10 (5 votes)


Average: 10 (4 votes)


Average: 8.3 (4 votes)


Average: 10 (3 votes)
Minimum 15 Words.
More votes will improve the ranking and your comment will show on the top. You'll be redirected to Paypal to finish the transaction.
3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I know Tim Heidecker from On Cinema at the Cinema, because he's so incredibly sensual; --
  • 3 star rating I think Tim Heidecker in Bridesmaids is kinda the funniest performance of all time --
  • 4 star rating Why is Tim Heidecker so pretty with that makeup on lmfao --
  • 1 star rating "The Comedy" with he is really good, but not if you watch it as a comedy. It IS funny, but only if you don't watch it like it is. --
  • 5 star rating Tired of waiting for Tim Heidecker to call me for musical collabs, just going to do it myself (may have noticed this is a running trend) --
  • 1 star rating I had a dream about Tim Heidecker looking into my eyes and hugging me, but realized it actually happened last night so. --
  • 1 star rating Josh is seeing tim & eric live tonight and i asked him to bring back tim heidecker for me. just all of tim. just tim --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 5 star rating Oh my gOD the vOICES in this are like so english it sounds like tim heidecker's impression of paul mccartney, elton john and "king charles" --
  • 2 star rating 8-Year-Old Boy Watches as His mom is my body,in it an improvement upon what you've done Tim heidecker --
  • 5 star rating He is in Bridesmaids. --
  • 2 star rating There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. ~ Tim Heidecker --
  • 5 star rating Tim heidecker in drag is life --
  • 4 star rating Is Tim Heidecker just Jeffrey Dahmer reincarnated. --
  • 4 star rating So i recommend the Marc Maron interview w/ Tim Heidecker --
  • 5 star rating Tim Heidecker's stand up is fantastic. --
  • 3 star rating Seriously why does the Yearbook cover look like a really closed up Picture of Tim Heidecker --
  • 1 star rating Hiring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim to direct their commercials is the best marketing move old spice ever made. --
  • 3 star rating The song i'm listening to is by tim hecker but i thought it said tim heidecker --
  • 5 star rating "What is this, Ice?" - Tim Heidecker --
  • 4 star rating Just watched Bridesmaids for Tim Heidecker. Not very funny --
  • 2 star rating There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. Tim Heidecker --
  • 4 star rating Tim heidecker in high fashion drag is so my aesthetic --
  • 3 star rating Official 2015 aesthetic is Tim Heidecker saying "I put some rolls in my mouth" --
  • 3 star rating Mac demarco's fucking pitchfork documentary is the exact same thing as The Comedy w tim heidecker --
  • 3 star rating Blade Runner's Deckard is clearly influenced by Tim Heidecker's Decker. --
  • 1 star rating Best sound of 2014 is tied between how Tim Heidecker says "ridged chips" and the way Rick Ross pronounces "pears." --
  • 1 star rating The Comedy is a really well done commentary on the whole nihilist hipster culture. Tim Heidecker gives an excellent performance. --
  • 4 star rating Max Zorin is like a Tim Heidecker character or something. --
  • 1 star rating Have u ever seen the movie "the comedy" by tim heidecker? that movie is about ppl like fake gold egg. it's not a good thing --
  • 3 star rating Idk who tim heidecker is, but if you remove the "eid" you get tim hecker and i know who that is --
  • 1 star rating Where is that Tim Heidecker comment that's like "eating waffles in the nude" because that is Sigma at his core --
  • 5 star rating Tim heidecker is so cute --
  • 5 star rating Tim heidecker is my precious angel boy --
  • 1 star rating He is in bridesmaids and I'm laughing really hard. All he's doing is standing there and I can't stop laughing omg --
  • 5 star rating He is nearby. He asks, Which one are you? --
  • 5 star rating Tim heidecker takes the same approach to stand up that i do: very picky. a lot of his work is based on criticizing the genre's conventions --
  • 5 star rating I love tim heidecker's strangely specific ability to become convincingly stern out of nowhere --
  • 5 star rating Me mamo Tim Heidecker. --
  • 4 star rating Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are two of my favorite actors --
  • 3 star rating Eric wherhiem for president Tim Heidecker for Vice President in smaller jokermans font --
  • 2 star rating Eric Wareheim for president and Tim Heidecker, in a smaller font, in jokerman font, for vice president. --
  • 2 star rating Like, has anyone interacted with Tim Heidecker in real life? Can anyone confirm that he's not a giant prick? --
  • 3 star rating What was the point of having Tim Heidecker in Bridesmaids when he does absolutely nothing? --
  • 4 star rating I would watch an Urban Meyer biopic starring Tim Heidecker --
  • 5 star rating Tim Heidecker vs Dean Ambrose feud confirmed --
  • 5 star rating Tim Heidecker TED Talk --
  • 5 star rating I saw a guy who looked JUST LIKE Tim Heidecker --
  • 5 star rating My shining boy, tim heidecker --
  • 3 star rating My two favorite things in life are 1. Masturbating 2. Touring with my best friend Tim heidecker --

Throwback Thursday #TBT

Tim Heidecker sexy 0.jpg
Tim Heidecker new pic 1.jpg
Tim Heidecker dating 2.jpg
Tim Heidecker sexy 3.jpg
Tim Heidecker body 4.jpg
Tim Heidecker body 5.jpg
Tim Heidecker dating 6.jpg
Tim Heidecker new pic 7.jpg
Tim Heidecker full body 8.jpg
Tim Heidecker dating 9.jpg