Thomas Pynchon

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American short story writer and novelist
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  • 5 star rating A great thing about PT Anderson is that the trailer for Inherent Vice is much more about Thomas Pynchon & colors than the mega-famous actors --
  • 2 star rating So Paul Thomas Anderson doing an adaptation of a Thomas Pynchon book is basically pretention nirvana, yeah? --
  • 5 star rating Is inherent vice the first Thomas Pynchon novel to be adapted into a movie because it's his only readable book? sorry for being rude but --
  • 5 star rating Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved ~Thomas --
  • 3 star rating [ is a nightmare. If there were no people in it it would be beautiful. Thomas Pynchon --
  • 1 star rating So I like Jonathan Franzen and all but we can agree the greatest living American novelist is Thomas Pynchon, right? No contest. --
  • 4 star rating Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength. ~Thomas Pynchon --
  • 5 star rating "A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now." -Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow --
  • 5 star rating "Life's single lesson: that there is more accident to it than a man can ever admit to in a lifetime and stay sane" - Thomas Pynchon --
  • 4 star rating "Captain Beefheart is the musical version of Thomas Pynchon." --
  • 1 star rating I read Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49. It was interesting but the dust jacket calling it hilarious is a stretch. --
  • 2 star rating The name 'Marvin O'Gravel Balloonface' is proof that Thomas Pynchon wrote most of the works of Dr Seuss --
  • 3 star rating Thomas Pynchon has a very odd writing style, but it is very entertaining --
  • 4 star rating Reminder that Thomas pynchon's middle name is Ruggles --
  • 2 star rating Don't forget the real business of the war is buying and selling. " Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow --
  • 5 star rating BREAKING: he is Bill Murray --
  • 3 star rating 1973 is the year that the landmark postmodern novel Gravity's Rainbow by he is published. --
  • 5 star rating A wordy sleeping pill as written by a third rate Thomas Pynchon or a second rate Italo Calvino the book is self-pitying, self-indulgent... --
  • 2 star rating "The Romans 'round here used to say, 'Carpe carpum,' that is, 'Seize the Carp.' " Thomas Mason & Dixon --
  • 4 star rating "Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength." ~ Thomas Pynchon --
  • 5 star rating "But elephants have souls. Anything that can get drunk, he reasoned, must have some soul. Perhaps this is all 'soul' means" Thomas Pynchon,V --
  • 2 star rating "Paranoia is the garlic in life's kitchen; you can never have enough." -Thomas Pynchon, Bleeding Edge. --
  • 3 star rating Reading Inherent Vice, by Thomas Pynchon. Why is there not one pic of this author? --
  • 5 star rating Thomas Pynchon - Is it ok to be a Luddite? --
  • 2 star rating Twenty Feet from Stardom is a great day to be the Thomas Pynchon of graphic design brought to you by: --
  • 5 star rating I love this even if it's false: he is most proud of Gravity's Rainbow because he typed out the manuscript all by himself. --
  • 5 star rating "Life's single lesson: that there is more accident to it than a man can ever admit to in a lifetime and stay sane." --Thomas Pynchon --
  • 5 star rating Maybe Charley Morgan IS Thomas Pynchon! --
  • 5 star rating Charlie "thomas pynchon" morgan is back --
  • 2 star rating You step through a magic mirror and end up behind a pile of diapers. he is here searching for a sword. --
  • 3 star rating You can't convince me that Andrew Hussie isn't actually Thomas Pynchon. --
  • 5 star rating He is so good tho --
  • 1 star rating Currently reading by Thomas Pynchon. The character Bigfoot is too funny and, other than Hope Harligen, may be my fav character --
  • 1 star rating Tim the Mail Guy is wearing a t shirt today that says "Hi, I'm Thomas Pynchon" and it has totally made my Friday. --
  • 3 star rating Theory: Gordon Korman is the YA alter-ego of Thomas Pynchon. Rootbeer Racinette and I are 95% sure. --
  • 1 star rating Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. Thomas Pynchon --
  • 3 star rating The guy in the chair in the opposite aisle is reading V by Thomas Pynchon --
  • 3 star rating Y'all know that he is just one of Joyce Carol Oates' pseudonyms, right? --
  • 1 star rating single lesson: that there is more accident to it than a man can ever admit to in a lifetime and stay sane. Thomas Pynchon --
  • 5 star rating Late 90s Chelsea had so many players that could've been named by Thomas Pynchon: Gianfranco Zola, Tore AndrĂ© Flo, Dan Petrescu, Jody Morris --
  • 4 star rating The real he is impossibly difficult to find on comment --
  • 4 star rating Right now my mind is as blank as a Thomas Pynchon selfie. --
  • 5 star rating I think my neighbor is Thomas Pynchon. I can't prove it & he said "No, I'm not," but that is EXACTLY what Thomas Pynchon *would* say, right? --
  • 3 star rating Bumper sticker just says, "Who's your favorite writer and why is it Thomas Pynchon?" --
  • 1 star rating The working title of this story is "the vagaries of a slow life" and i feel so thomas pynchon. got a good feeling about this --
  • 4 star rating Memphis Depay is the name of a Thomas Pynchon character? --
  • 3 star rating "Say, what the hell is going on here?" --Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow --
  • 3 star rating Submitted: Jurickson Profar is the only Thomas Pynchon character in baseball. --
  • 1 star rating 'If the tower is everywhere and the knight of deliverance no proof against its magic, what else?' thomas pynchon --
  • 3 star rating He is and was leader of will be publishing my next book about how I ran in 2016 --

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