Thomas Haden Church

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American, Actor (Famous from Lowell Mather on Wings)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Only thing that could make Operation: Why the Hell Not more sideways is Thomas Haden Church running through an ostrich farm. --
  • 1 star rating He is fine but the way he says "boom" like "bowm" in that Miller Lite commercial really bugs me for some reason. --
  • 1 star rating Re: that Miller Lite ad where Thomas Haden Church (I think) says "hubbida hubbida": Isn't it supposed to be "hummina hummina"? --
  • 1 star rating Let's take a moment to appreciate how comedically good everyone is in this. Thomas Haden Church and Fraser in particular --
  • 5 star rating He is so gross looking --
  • 5 star rating Whitewash (2013) DVDRip x264: In the harsh, wintry woods of rural Quebec, Bruce (Thomas Haden Church), a down-on-his-luck snowplow op... --
  • 5 star rating I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need. Thomas Haden Church --
  • 3 star rating Thomas Haden church jus tackled this man with one hand by his toes bhahahahahaha --
  • 5 star rating Why spend money on anything else when you could use it to create a show where Thomas Haden Church points at things amd asks if they're memes --
  • 3 star rating Thomas Haden Church was sneaky good in Easy A. His snark was excellent --
  • 3 star rating Did I just hear Thomas Haden Church narrating a Miller Lite commercial? I give up. --
  • 3 star rating THC (Thomas Haden church) has a Motorola razr in Sideways. Unreal phone --
  • 4 star rating Is that thomas haden church doing the miller lite voiceover? --
  • 5 star rating Ang payat pa ni thomas haden church --
  • 1 star rating I like guessing the celebrity voices behind those cool commercials... = Thomas Haden church. = Robert Downey Jr. --
  • 5 star rating "What happened with his face?!" he says about Thomas Haden Church. "Oh, I thought he was someone else," confusing Church for Josh Brolan. --
  • 2 star rating So far we have appearances from Thomas Haden Church and Jada Pinkett. No discernible plot just yet. --
  • 3 star rating Fact: Most movies would improve immensely if you replaced all the actors with Thomas Haden Church. --
  • 3 star rating Thomas Haden Church was sneaky good in Easy A. His snark was excellent --
  • 5 star rating When I hear Thomas Haden Church doing the voiceover in a commercial, I like to imagine it's his character from Sideways and not him. --
  • 1 star rating I can't hear Thomas Haden Church's Miller Lite VO without thinking of the fake VOs he did at the bar in "Sideways." --
  • 2 star rating Dear Miller Lite: Even Thomas Haden Church does not inspire infinite goodwill. Run. Another. Commercial. --
  • 1 star rating Thomas Haden Church: Underrated foxy person (I'm sorta watching Tombstone) (SpouseW said "Tombstone. It's a hard movie.") --
  • 5 star rating Thomas Haden Church makes me want to drink --
  • 4 star rating Spider-Man 3 has got 99 problems but Thomas Haden Church ain't one. --
  • 3 star rating Whatever happened to Thomas Haden Church? He was awesome in Sideways, fucking the fat waitress --
  • 4 star rating Just saw Thomas Haden church at H.E.B ........ --
  • 4 star rating My uncle sounds like a mix between jim carrey and thomas haden church --
  • 1 star rating Nothing like a homer to lighten the mood. Now we're talking about Thomas Haden Church, and Wings, and Sideways... --
  • 5 star rating Also I would let Thomas Haden Church bang it out --
  • 2 star rating Just saw Thomas Haden Church at a convenience store in the middle of nowhere. Seriously, look at where I am. --
  • 1 star rating This Demon Knight cast is pretty stellar. William Sadler, Thomas Haden Church, CCH Pounder, Dick Miller, Charles Fleischer... --
  • 1 star rating It's the one where Tim Daly and Crystal Bernard are fighting, Steven Weber is cracking wise and he is acting dumb. --
  • 1 star rating I knew I liked North Texas. Roy Orbison went to school here. As did Thomas Haden Church and the original ROBOCOP (Peter Weller). --
  • 5 star rating George Clooney sought role of Jack in Sideways (2004). But director felt he was too big a star, gave role to Thomas Haden Church. -IMDB --
  • 1 star rating was a decent Canadian movie. I'm willing to bet more than half the budget was Thomas Haden Church's pay cheque. 6/10 --
  • 5 star rating And there's Thomas Haden Church! --
  • 5 star rating Thomas Haden Church was just so good in this. --
  • 5 star rating He is so good as the dumb hick dad. --
  • 1 star rating "Who wants a milkshake? I know I do" nenene! Park Ranger Chet Masterson is Thomas Haden Church (he has THE BEST lines!) --
  • 2 star rating Spiderman 3 - Did this scene where he is born as Sandman really take 3 years to make? via /r/movies ... --
  • 2 star rating Is that Thomas Haden Church narrating the new commercials? Because if so, I'm definitely buying some. --
  • 5 star rating Topher Grace come Eddie Brock? Per me pessimo, ho apprezzato molto Thomas haden church come sandman, è quello che appare di più! --
  • 3 star rating Just saw thomas haden church infront of me at a steakhouse un Uvalde texas! --
  • 2 star rating ALL ABOUT STEVE (2009) Sandra Bullock, Bradley Cooper, Thomas Haden Church. Dir: Phi Traill.FXM 9:00 PM PT. --
  • 5 star rating Thomas Haden Church --
  • 1 star rating Sometimes before I comment I imagine Thomas Haden Church telling me that not all my generation's thoughts are gems a la Easy A --
  • 3 star rating Thomas Haden Church greatly exaggerates the impact Miller Lite has had on the world. --
  • 5 star rating DP Peter A. Holland, ACS joins DDA! Peter shot the upcoming film, "Cardboard Boxer," starring Thomas Haden Church and Terrence Howard. --
  • 4 star rating Dominic Monaghan and Thomas Haden Church for The Goon live action --

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