Theon Greyjoy

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(Famous from Game of Thrones)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating The actor who plays Theon Greyjoy in "Game of Thrones" is Alfie Allen, Lily Allen s younger brother who her song Alfie is about. --
  • 3 star rating Why is dickless theon greyjoy in this fuck sake that's all your gonna be known for --
  • 1 star rating Fucking bastard that bolton is a fucking bastard I hate Theon Greyjoy a lot but what is done to him is so much worse --
  • 1 star rating Only redeeming value of John Wick is Theon Greyjoy being typecast as the disappointing idiot son who gets his balls cut off. --
  • 4 star rating He is in John wick and ther green goblin from Toby Maguire spiderman --
  • 3 star rating I'm watching "John Wick", Theon Greyjoy just killed his puppie, now shit is going down. --
  • 1 star rating The actor who plays Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones is Alfie Allen, Lily Allen s younger brother who her song Alfie is about. --
  • 3 star rating Acabei de ver que tem um participante do bbb15 que lembra o Theon Greyjoy só que mais velho. --
  • 5 star rating I love how Alfie by Lily Allen is about Theon Greyjoy --
  • 1 star rating "Theon Greyjoy: ""Only a fool humbles himself when the world is so full of men eager to do that job for him.""" --
  • 5 star rating He is the reason I have trust issues --
  • 2 star rating "Only a fool humbles himself when the world is so full of men eager to do that job for him." Theon Greyjoy --
  • 5 star rating P.S. he is a little bitch. --
  • 5 star rating Theon greyjoy's subplot is giving me the willies --
  • 2 star rating Theon Greyjoy: "Only a fool humbles himself when the world is so full of men eager to do that job for him." --
  • 3 star rating He is even more annoying in the books. Didn't think that was possible.. --
  • 5 star rating Theon Greyjoy's whole career got ruined after GOT. He's in John Wick, I'll always think of him as being dickless in any role he does. --
  • 5 star rating He is such a faggot... --
  • 5 star rating He is a bitch. --
  • 5 star rating He is the bad guy in this movie! --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucking dickhead omfg --
  • 5 star rating "What is dead may never die." Theon Greyjoy --
  • 5 star rating Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen) is Lily Allen's brother, eg the Alfie she wrote the masturbation song about. This revelation has floored me. --
  • 3 star rating The actor who plays Theon Greyjoy on "Game of Thrones," Alfie Allen, is the brother of Lily Allen. --
  • 3 star rating Oh that Russian dude was Theon Greyjoy. No wonder he looked so familiar...and why I hated his face. --
  • 5 star rating Winter is coming, theon greyjoy is NOT --
  • 3 star rating I dislike Theon Greyjoy so much that I struggle to read those chapters --
  • 5 star rating My name is THEON GREYJOY! --
  • 3 star rating The only death I'm waiting for is Theon Greyjoy's.....oh pardon me Rick's --
  • 2 star rating Lmao thats that russian guy is played by the same guy that plays theon greyjoy. no wonder hes a prick :P --
  • 5 star rating I care so much about theon greyjoy every day --
  • 5 star rating Theon greyjoy is a fuck boy --
  • 3 star rating Is it that time again? Why yes, it might just be that time. [TIME TO CRY ABOUT THEON GREYJOY] --
  • 5 star rating Vocês ja pararam pra pensar que theon greyjoy so sofreu asoiaf inteiro o unico momento feliz foi quando ele esteve ao lado de quem do ROBB --
  • 4 star rating It is so satisfying to watch theon greyjoy suffer. --
  • 5 star rating He is right up there with Dolores Umbridge --
  • 5 star rating Theon Greyjoy out here being a fool in John Wick. --
  • 4 star rating Q. What is it that Vadra have but Theon Greyjoy don't? A. Land --
  • 4 star rating Theon greyjoy is definitely the best definition of cloaca hole --
  • 3 star rating Is that Theon Greyjoy giving our hero static? This won't end well for his junk. --
  • 5 star rating The actor who plays Theon Greyjoy in "Game of Thrones" is Alfie Allen, Lily Allen's younger brother who her song 'Alfie' is about. --
  • 2 star rating He is an idiot who gives a shit whose king. As long as you got yours. People who keep reaching always die --
  • 1 star rating Then moment when Theon Greyjoy realizes that she's actually his sister. Incest is totally a theme in Game of Thrones --
  • 2 star rating The new undergrad in the lab looks just like Theon Greyjoy. It really freaked me out when I met him. --
  • 3 star rating Fear is what keeps a man alive in this world of treachery and deceit. Roose, to Theon Greyjoy --
  • 3 star rating "What is dead may never die but rises again harder and stronger" - Theon Greyjoy --
  • 5 star rating Theon Greyjoy's suffering is a lot like accidentally microwaving metal and hearing the terrible sounds, but being too far away to stop it --
  • 2 star rating Finally watching and all of it is made even better by the fact that he's trying to kill Theon Greyjoy --
  • 3 star rating Watching ...Is it just me.. Or does Nate Ruess look like Theon Greyjoy...? --
  • 3 star rating Theon greyjoy: hoe don't do it ramsay snow: robb stark is dead theon greyjoy: oh my god --

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