Theo Von

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American comedian (Famous from NBC's Last Comic Standing; Road Rules)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating We've seen his sets @ The Store over the years and love the podcast. He's an absolute sweetheart. Weirdly, I cannot understand why he makes out that he's unhappy and single - guy has been seeing the same woman for years. --
  • 5 star rating with theo von, says you're tight, true or false? --
  • 5 star rating Theo Von and Menker at historic hotel Juliien view --
  • 3 star rating Theo Von tickets still available for this weekend. Call to reserve tickets 319 362 8133 --
  • 1 star rating THEO VON!! October 18th, 8&10pm. 1st 20 peeps get up to 10 Tix only $5 each. Call 626-993-4956 or msg. Don't Miss This!! --
  • 4 star rating Sitting here watching Theo Von laughing alone. Thanks Jordan. --
  • 5 star rating I hope the executive that said "I bet America really wants a show produced by Howie Mandel and Hosted by Theo Von" got fired immediatley --
  • 5 star rating I'll be at the Pioneer Underground in Reno tonight and Saturday with Theo Von, and headlining at the Carson City NV Nugget Friday. --
  • 5 star rating von meinen ja... XD --
  • 5 star rating Theo Von. So funny. That is all. --
  • 5 star rating Relegated to the balcony for Theo Von. --
  • 3 star rating Theo Von thinks women are born to cook. He'll tell you why in the Laughter at 5 After! --
  • 3 star rating Seeing theo von in my tl after i spent most of last month watching old Challenges is weird. --
  • 5 star rating During a podcast interview for Allegedly With Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss, the singer and actress let slip that she's 'hooked up with --
  • 3 star rating ...and for added fun, I would get to talk shit to Theo Von. This fight would be so fun for me. --
  • 5 star rating I LOVE my brother Theo Von! I'm a Falcon fan and HATE the Saints.. --
  • 5 star rating He is definitely one of my favorite comedians. --
  • 4 star rating So upset he is going to be in La Jolla and tickets sold out smh --
  • 3 star rating Please Like Me Stars Josh Thomas and Thomas Ward by Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew ... --
  • 5 star rating Theo Von mullet on fleek --
  • 3 star rating Theo Von's standup on Netflix is one of the best I've seen in a while. --
  • 3 star rating He is on another level of funny! One of the funniest men alive right now! --
  • 5 star rating "Do ghosts believe in you, though?." -Theo Von --
  • 5 star rating A beloved Norman open mic venue burned down & another one has no power. Help us, Theo Von Comedy! What can we do to appease you? --
  • 2 star rating Theo Von's No Offense Netflix special was pretty solid. He had this like new age country style of comedy. --
  • 5 star rating Liked Theo Von's grt hamster jokes like when an associate was caught w 30 lbs of hamster bones by cops! Anyway, wonder if he'd ever --
  • 5 star rating New favorite comedian Netflix: Theo Von Do it. --
  • 4 star rating Morgan wallen is basically Theo von from a different state --
  • 2 star rating "Don't take things too seriously. If somebody's dying, finish your fries. Know what I'm saying?" - Theo Von --
  • 1 star rating When Theo Von followed me, I kept my mouth shut. I didn't want him unfollowing me like Shelby Chong did. So far it's worked. --
  • 4 star rating Thanks Theo Von for the follow! I´m very happy about it. --
  • 3 star rating Holy God...I am in literal tears right now at work while laughing so hard at Theo Von.... --
  • 5 star rating he is always dropping gems --
  • 5 star rating He is to damn funny --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hilarious --
  • 1 star rating Theo Von talking about loggers having an easy job because they re hunting trees is the funniest thing I ve heard this month. --
  • 3 star rating Theo Von's full name is Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski, that is outstanding. --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating That Theo Von was so rude. Kept talking over Brittany so much and being so weird. What a dick. --
  • 5 star rating He is funny --
  • 3 star rating He is so funny on the Allegedly podcast im always laughing out loud like a weirdo --
  • 1 star rating Y'all Gotta watch Theo Von: No Offense on Netflix. I'm fucking Dying. This dude speaking so much truth, it's hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny --
  • 5 star rating He is crazy funny --
  • 4 star rating Whomst sve ed tryna see Theo von at brea in a couple weeks --
  • 3 star rating Vou-vos contar uma coisa sobre o "No Offense", do Theo Von: gargalhei. E olhem que é raro. --
  • 2 star rating I was watching Theo Von's special on Netflix and I was wondering if Yes Duffy is still fine as fuck --
  • 5 star rating Theo von is a funny guuuuy --
  • 5 star rating Theo von is the funniest comedian ever --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hilarious. --

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