Theo Epstein

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Baseball executive (Famous from youngest general manager in major league history who broke the curse of the Bambino)
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  • 2 star rating RT Theo Epstein- "The best single-team spring training facility.. this place is as good as it gets" on --
  • 3 star rating So, the question is, will he go the Billy Beane or Theo Epstein route? --
  • 1 star rating The Cubs have done it right! he is doing it again and might break another curse soon! First Boston, now Chicago! --
  • 3 star rating theo Epstein to the cubs is another recent example (he was a GM though) --
  • 1 star rating That Theo Epstein sure is the best in the biz. I absolutely HATE that team on the north side but that Theo sure is good --
  • 3 star rating Just shagged baseballs in front of Theo Epstein. Pretty sure this is the year! --
  • 5 star rating LRT: this seems like a really horrible curse to inflict on theo epstein, like one of those "eternal life without eternal youth" screwups --
  • 5 star rating Insisting on the best is a nice buzzphrase, but it sounds like Tom Ricketts, Theo Epstein, and the rest are representing the premise.-TH --
  • 1 star rating I really hope Theo Epstein doesn't jump the gun this offseason. These pitchers are second teir compared to next offseason. --
  • 2 star rating Theo Epstein thinks the Cubs will win the NL Central in 2015. All I can say is. "Good luck with that" hehe --
  • 3 star rating Now that the World Series is over, it's time for Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer to get shit done. --
  • 2 star rating And lets go live to Wrigley Field where he is announcing Joe Maddon as the next manager of the Chicago Cubs --
  • 5 star rating I'm officially praying that at least one of the guys gets drafted by the Cubs. Playing baseball "for" Joe Maddon AND he is unreal! --
  • 5 star rating It's really hard for me to not write Theo Epstein a love letter. He's on a mission --
  • 5 star rating Maddon is a Cub due 2 the money and the young talent. Not complicated. Theo Epstein could be Junior Samples & the same would have happened. --
  • 2 star rating The Cubs are building the perfect team. This is madness. Or not really. It's Theo Epstein's absolute order. --
  • 3 star rating Joe Maddon will be a major piece to the Theo Epstein puzzle. The time is coming. --
  • 1 star rating Theo Epstein just made his first legitimate splash since being hired by the Cubbies. You can't get much better than Joe Maddon. --
  • 1 star rating Theo Epstein won't rest until he's done what many of us think impossible. This offseason is off to a great start. --
  • 5 star rating Theo Epstein as GM & Joe Maddon as Manager is a dangerous combo in Chicago. They have positional prospects up the wazoo. Trade for pitching. --
  • 4 star rating Joe Maddon to manage the Cubs? he isn't messing around. --
  • 3 star rating He is working magic. The Cubs really are going to be good in a season or two. --
  • 3 star rating He is at it again... Closing on a deal with Joe Maddon as the manager of the Cubs. --
  • 4 star rating Theo Epstein Is A Man Sent From Heaven.. --
  • 5 star rating He is a bad man. --
  • 3 star rating He is building a monster on the North side..the latest piece..Joe Maddon --
  • 5 star rating He is working some serious magic in Chicago --
  • 5 star rating The vision of he is about to become true --
  • 5 star rating He is a god --
  • 1 star rating I'm a white sox fan, but he is a baseball God in terms of running a club.... Lester n shields are probably next... --
  • 2 star rating If the Cubs hired Maddon, that's just another great move. Looks like the Theo Epstein plan is working out. --
  • 4 star rating Hiring Maddon is yet another brilliant move by Theo Epstein. --
  • 4 star rating Theo Epstein and Joe Maddon together is going to be scary. --
  • 4 star rating I do think Cohen is gonna make a run at Theo Epstein. --
  • 4 star rating He is a baseball God... Welcome to Chicago Joe Maddon --
  • 3 star rating Joe Maddon to the Chicago Cubs is the best move Theo Epstein has made in this career --
  • 1 star rating So...first it was Theo Epstein. Now Joe Maddon? All I can say to haters is...tick tock...get your jokes in while you can. --
  • 1 star rating Is Theo Epstein gonna end baseball's longest curse before Dave Dumarski and Brad Ausmus lead the Tigers to a title? --
  • 3 star rating He is a big time GM. Created magic for RedSox in 04. Give him time in Chicago, you never know.. --
  • 5 star rating And, as we all suspected, Joe Maddon's going to the Cubs. Which is the best thing the organization has done since hiring Theo Epstein. --
  • 5 star rating I'm definitely not a Cubs fan, but I idolize their GM Theo Epstein and I love Joe there's that. --
  • 3 star rating If the Cubs win the World Series, he is going into the hall of fame as a GM, which is insane. --
  • 5 star rating He is a bad man. --
  • 4 star rating He is the best thing that ever happened to the Cubs --
  • 1 star rating I hope the NL Central is ready for the Cubs. Now have great manager and even greater young talent. he is a genius. --
  • 5 star rating Theo Epstein, Joe Maddon, Kris Bryant, Anthony Rizzo, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler and so on...Cubs won't be a joke for too much longer --
  • 1 star rating He is the best GM in the business. Any opportunity the Cubs have to improve, you better believe Theo is looking into it --
  • 5 star rating He is that dude. --
  • 5 star rating He is a Demi-God. --

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