The Naked Ape

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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Looks like someone is reading the naked ape. --
  • 2 star rating There stands the naked ape in his monkey suit / Behind the little mustache he grew, the shifty brute --
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  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 3 star rating I need to go get a new book but I gotta finish reading "the naked ape" --
  • 5 star rating Reading "The Naked Ape" --
  • 3 star rating just read the naked ape, it was life changing bro, I recommend it to you. --
  • 3 star rating So you think organized mass murder (i.e. war) isn't "routine daily behavior" for the naked ape? --
  • 3 star rating Have you read The Naked Ape and The Human Zoo by Desmond Morris Alice ? --
  • 5 star rating The Naked Ape " " --
  • 2 star rating no who f up Politics, its humans. Generally have a good system. The Naked Ape just f'd things up. --
  • 5 star rating The naked ape. --
  • 5 star rating In the NAKED APE Morris writes that human breasts became analogues of the buttocks in order to provide a sexual signal that was easily seen --
  • 5 star rating Just want to read The Naked Ape and sleep. --
  • 5 star rating Humans: the naked ape --
  • 5 star rating A book called The Naked Ape that dared to examine human behaviour, society and sexuality from an austerely zoological point of view --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 5 star rating Entonces el busto en las mujeres se explica y es cierto que Los hombres estamos atraidos por naturaleza a èl. The Naked Ape -Desmond Morris --
  • 5 star rating The Naked Ape.. --
  • 3 star rating Somebody get me "The Naked Ape" and "The Celestine Prophecy" and we'll be bestfriends forever ! --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 5 star rating The naked ape will fight to the death for their city system nested holarchies of family & tribe see Troy Carthage Leningrad Kobanî & Aleppo --
  • 5 star rating The naked ape. --
  • 3 star rating I am avid reader right now I'm reading "The Naked Ape" by Desmond Morris --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 3 star rating 48LawsOfPower, Celestine Prophecy & The Naked Ape are by far my favorite books. --
  • 2 star rating I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape." Desmond Morris. - The naked ape --
  • 3 star rating One does not just read "The Naked Ape".....but I am, I am the Neo of reading. --
  • 5 star rating Why is the main characters love interest in the crowd of a football game reading "the naked ape" --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 2 star rating He'd done the Human Zoo after The Naked Ape, I remembered. I sometimes felt I was watching someone who'd --
  • 5 star rating The Naked Ape --
  • 3 star rating "The Human Zoo" by Desmond Morris changed my life. I wish I could read "The Naked Ape" --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 3 star rating It seems that at the moment, i'm going to the naked ape store opening by myself --
  • 1 star rating The "Naked Ape" by D. Morris was just an answer to a jeopardy question. Thanks first year seminar...you did me a solid! --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 5 star rating "The naked ape" --
  • 5 star rating The amount of ignorance in the world is in direct proportion to the percentage of the population who have never read The Naked Ape' --
  • 5 star rating Yeah...I read the naked ape 2... --
  • 5 star rating Happy Friday everyone...The Naked Ape Team would like to wish every1 a great festive season ahead...& a safe one too. Love&Respect --
  • 4 star rating The Naked Ape, lord willing I start reading it tomorrow. --
  • 5 star rating Kamina the naked ape --
  • 4 star rating I want dis book called the naked ape for Christmas --
  • 5 star rating Kamina the naked ape --
  • 4 star rating Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape! --
  • 5 star rating The naked ape --
  • 5 star rating "The human animal, I discovered, was still finding it hard to come to terms with its biological nature." - Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape --

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