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3 star rating
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  • 1 star rating The upcoming record from the Melvins has a song called Piss Pisstopherson. That's really all you need to know. --
  • 3 star rating the melvins one is so good tho, it almost redeems how trash the rest of them are --
  • 3 star rating no. I said "and well..." because Kurt is dead. The Melvins were an inspiration for him though --
  • 5 star rating The melvins are so good ah --
  • 4 star rating None of the Melvins' Boner Records stuff is up for download. :/ --
  • 5 star rating I worry that I've ritualized this whole "education" thing just seems so gross & the melvins at a venue with a dirt floor like it was --
  • 5 star rating Wait, so are The Melvins EC fans? --
  • 4 star rating Skipping Outcast tonight for the Melvins. I am so punk rock --
  • 1 star rating Which is grating. the game itself is really fun. Buzz from the Melvins makes a cameo. that kinda sealed the deal for me --
  • 1 star rating Voodoo Experience 2014 My Friday's Schedule is Royal Teeth - twenty one pilots - Rise Against - Slayer band - (the) Melvins --
  • 5 star rating I love the melvins so much --
  • 3 star rating June bug by the Melvins is an amazing song, a lot of bass guitar and its so sick --
  • 4 star rating "The Bit" by he is the best rock song ever do not @ me --
  • 5 star rating I'm so excited to see Strike Anywhere, Hot Water Music, The Melvins, Circle Takes The Square, The Descendents and Lifetime this weekend --
  • 3 star rating Is anyone going to the melvins in Austin tonight? I'll hook it up with gas money. --
  • 5 star rating Well I didn't even get to see the Melvins thanks to yet another family disaster. Age 30 is a decent age to disown your family, right? --
  • 1 star rating One thing I look over during dev is the soundtrack, Sunset has bands I've bought albums for. The Bronx. The Melvins. So awesome. --
  • 4 star rating Love watching the melvins. This is how grown ups rock and roll. --
  • 2 star rating Sadness unchained that I missing the Melvins tonight in Dallas. Being a grown up sucks bullhead testicles. --
  • 1 star rating I really hope more of you start appreciating the amazingness of The Melvins because of Sunset Overdrive. Or listen to them more! --
  • 2 star rating I missed the Melvins tonight and I'm really bummed about it but I did make $200 and will make more tomorrow. --
  • 5 star rating The new (the) Melvins album rocks! I love that the lineup is so fluid ... this time around, with one of my favorite guitarists Paul Leary... --
  • 5 star rating Seriously considering not going to see The Melvins tonight. They don't go on until 10 & mama has to wake up by 7. I am old & lame. --
  • 5 star rating Also an implication that her drug use was linked to her time in the Melvins, when Buzz is known for having little time for substance abuse --
  • 3 star rating Lets all stream The Melvins at the same time and really break the internet. --
  • 5 star rating Ya girl is finally seeing the dodos next year :') and the melvins :') and kindness for the second time :') and maybe kanye again too :''''') --
  • 5 star rating Choco plumbing by the melvins is an unreal song. --
  • 3 star rating This is my kind of office party, currently playing, Metallica, NIN, The Melvins, Wildhearts --
  • 1 star rating It's 8 o'clock and the bird is out of the oven at the Melvins, but we're a few games in so it's fine that dinner is in an hour --
  • 4 star rating Ah, so The Melvins have a XMas album? Interesting... --
  • 3 star rating I don't really like the melvins but the album they did with jello biafra is pretty good --
  • 1 star rating Caught a truly mental (but brilliant) two-piece support band last night. Turns out they're half of the Melvins. How cool is that? --
  • 4 star rating My playlist is looking like this: Fallujah Nujabes The Melvins --
  • 4 star rating Damn I need to jam the Melvins more theyre so dope --
  • 3 star rating Really wanted to listen to the Melvins Electroretard but someone recorded the MP3 backwards :( --
  • 5 star rating The Melvins are so important --
  • 5 star rating The thing is, I wanted to be like the Melvins, that seem to record stuff all the time. But they're three dudes with producers. I'm just me. --
  • 1 star rating Houdini by the Melvins is one of the best albums of all time and if you don't agree with me we can't associate with each other --
  • 1 star rating How did everything I read about Sunset Overdrive somehow manage to avoid mentioning that fucking Buzzo from he is in the game? --
  • 4 star rating The Melvins. Is that good? I'm kind of feeling it? --
  • 3 star rating Our next release is heavily influenced by The Melvins' album Lysol. Just the first 8 minutes. --
  • 3 star rating The Bit by the Melvins is one of the metalest songs ever, 2 drummers FTW!!! --
  • 5 star rating only the melvins could pull this off, really --
  • 5 star rating Perhaps "discovering" isn't the right word, I've always known about The Melvins, but initial attempts to engage were unsuccessful. --
  • 5 star rating You know what, I'm going to dedicate to checking out some more stoner/sludgy metal. The Melvins and Sabbath really inspired some sick bands. --
  • 4 star rating So The Melvins and Karp together..... I'm beyond excited! --
  • 3 star rating King Buzzo from The Melvins being in Sunset Overdrive makes it even better. --
  • 1 star rating I cracked the music code on the They're playing area based music based on possession. So I guess they'll be playing the Melvins! --
  • 5 star rating Why are the melvins so good --
  • 4 star rating My new music is like a halfway point between The Melvins and K.Flay. --

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