Ted Nugent

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is a Rowdy Gentleman and he's got you in a stranglehold baby. -- Rowdy Gentleman
• In 1986, Ted Nugent made a $10 million bid to buy Muzak so he could close down the company. His offer was rejected. -- Wealthy Facts
• The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power. Ted Nugent -- Farrukh Ali
• Well Chef Aarón I think my cooking style is best described as a mix between a Ted Nugent concert DVD on mute and an Hideo Nomo Mets jersey. -- Kevin Brewer
• "My idea of fast food is a mallard. ~Ted Nugent -- Reasons To Vote GOP
• The amount of times I get asked if I'm related to he is ridiculous. -- •em•
• The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power. Ted Nugent -- Nosheen Saeed
• Last weekend Ted Nugent was all fired up and shooting guns off. I seriously think he was playing the same drinking game I was on my kayak -- NOT YOUR AVERAGE TJ
• I definitely think he is sitting on a park bench across from the Y. I drove past him twice now. -- This Girl
• Stranglehold by he is how I'm feeling. -- Kevin Fagg
• If you bow hunt and don't know who he is then don't bow hunt -- bacon n Aggs
• Best soft rock song is stranglehold by Ted Nugent easily -- Obito Uchiha
• Ted Nugent: that more than 100M lawful gunowners would B punished & restricted due2 the criminal abuse by .00001% is pure insanity no thankU -- End Gun Free Zones
• Ted Nugent is a washed up dick. -- David Schantz
• Stranglehold by he is just a badass song. -- Alejandro Zapien
• So glad Wendy Davis has called out Greg Abbot for campaigning with known sexual predator Ted Nugent. Needed to be said. -- Gabe Ortíz
• The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period. -- Ted Nugent -- בועזיז
• Talk all the shit you want about how crazy ted nugent is but that man is living the fuck out of his life. what a happy guy -- lady daydream
• Surge soda returning to the public sector can only mean he is working on a new album. -- Tucker Johnson
• The opposite of he is Harry Oldhobo. -- Slam Squat-Thrust
• Ted Nugent: Future News is, he fucks dudes in restrooms. -- Swarthy-James
• My idea of fast food is a mallard. ~Ted Nugent -- Bob Cristello
• Casey and I were dancing like rock stars to Ted Nugent's Stranglehold last night, and today my neck is so damn stiff from whipping my hair -- rapunzel
• Despite my negative opinions of Ted Nugent, "Stranglehold" is a pretty dope tune. -- Anthony Tanner Leudy
• TED NUGENT PLAYS GUITAR LIKE WHITE BOYS ARENT SUPPOSED TO AND OH BABY IT IS HONEY -- Raymond
• Due to clear cutting and deforestation, Ted Nugent's "soul patch" is nearly decimated. Give now to protect this precious 'Merican resource. -- Gene Peyroux
• Ted nugent is bad ass and has always been bad ass -- ur not kewl
• TDump is so disconnected that he said 7-11, instead of 9-11. No one has ever made that mistake! He's dumb as Ted Nugent & just as shitty! -- The New Me
• If if he's found guilty, Phil Rudd will still only be the 2nd worst person in Rock as long as he is around. -- Frank Conniff
• Of course he is on the P.E.T.A. episode of "Bullshit!" Love it. -- Lindsey
• It is pure evil to attempt to disarm innocent citizens - Ted nugent -- Klayton
• Ted nugent is my spirit animal -- Taylor Woolf
• Fb is trying to violate my 1st amendment rights. Free speech. But the likes of Ted Nugent threaten the president's life but it is posted -- sandra kirby
• He is that dude. -- Elijah
• Every night, my neighbor drives his blue convertible to Ted Nugent or Sugar Ray. What else is there? His shades, his jeans ... I just can't. -- Katie Lewis
• I can't decide which version of Cat Scratch Fever is better. Pantera or Ted Nugent? -- Matthew
• Rush Limbaugh is a bitch he is a bitch Louie Gomert is a bitch. Michelle Bachman is a bitch. I am Groot -- Troy Bond
• is apparently trying to out Ted Nugent -- Gilchrist Whitedale
• Guys, is this libelous? 'Tomb Raider II. It's a bit like the Antiques Roadshow, but with Ted Nugent's casual disregard for animal life.' -- Matthew Hughes
• So Greg Abbott campaigns w/child predator Ted Nugent & accepts $ from rape apologist Clayton Williams, but he's standing for TX women? -- Yard Pimp
• Really though, is there anything better than ripping lo-fi black metal with hefty KISS and Ted Nugent influences? I think not. -- ANTI↯VENIN
• Is Ted Nugent dead or in jail yet? -- Dissident Aggressor
• Wtf? Axl Rose is joining AC/DC? Next thing you know, Ted Nugent will be joining One Direction! -- Tom Kidd
• I WILL ASK YOU WHY YOU LET PEOPLE LIKE YOUR TED NUGENT KILL SO MANY ANIMALS YOU SEEN THE PICTURES ITS THE YEAR 2012 YOUR TONGUES ARE STCKI -- lance R McLoed
• I'm watching a Ted Nugent Hunting show and the whole thing is literally him just sitting there with his music blasting in the background. -- Drew Rakers
• He is insane -- Aaron Holman
• He is a legend -- Collin Wells
• I am voting to cancel out Ted Nugent's vote. VOTE VOTE VOTE! It is really easy, and it is free, sort of. -- Bradley Jones
• Richard Sherman is becoming the Ted Nugent of the NFL. -- DavidTrembley
• DJoftheNight is playing Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever -- RisqueRadio

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