Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ted Cruz I'm a crusher
Junior U.S. Senator from Texas (Famous from Republican candidate for President of the United States in the 2016 presidential election.)
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Ted Cruz is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Ted Cruz
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The thing about Ted Cruz s beard is that the President is violating the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. -- Brian Schatz
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Is Supreme Court Justices was Ted Cruz campaign. -- #MakeAmericaFinnegan
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Has anyone gotten horny over ted cruz's beard yet? if so then they need to seek help -- eric
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Someone told Ted Cruz growing a beard is a substitute for a having a chin -- casey murderface
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Notice how he is trying to stay off peoples radar, Texas just passed paper ballot law -- Rick Droit
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Ted Cruz with a beard looks like a cool stoner who is friends with a friend of yours. Sorry. -- Ryan Smith, but festive 🎄
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A Craven Getaway Driver Who Recomments a Shitty Glaive Who Ironically Is Friends With Ted Cruz -- Numenera Bot
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He is going to Antartica to eat whales -- Ingi
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He is so horny rn just hit the rt and move on bro -- wario uzumaki
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So, is no one going to talk about the Alisa M vs Ted Cruz disaster? -- Poot Reynalds
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Warren is Ted Cruz. At this rate, Bernie will say her husband is ugly and her dad killed JFK. -- Rick Wilson
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Lyin Ted Cruz just thinking to my women on 7-Eleven, down on the World Trade Center, right after it really broke the vote. -- real trump quotes
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he is still alive? Who knew. -- denise cain
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Ted Cruz over here being a real POS again... -- Ro
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he is a fucking retard -- AB
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Ted Cruz saying stop the hate is like Vanna White tellingly people to stop spinning their wheels. -- Lee Walker
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"My name is Ted Cruz. You insulted my wife and my father. Prepare to .... have me kiss your ass at every possible opportunity." -- Matt S
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"My name is Ted Cruz. You, Donald Trump, insulted my wife and my father. Prepare to have your boots licked." -- KarmaCorona
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He is a piece of -- Pat Jones Is Staying Home
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He is the Matt Gaetz of Jim Jordans. -- 🧂The Salty Professor🧂
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He is younger than Gwen Stefani. -- Most Wow Facts
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I m thinking poetic license or typo. Like I think he is Gross. Poetic license or typo? -- J Mark J
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he is gonna make em an offer they can't refuse -- Andrew Maximus
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Why is Ted Cruz allowed to lie about the without any repercussions? -- David Weissman
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For what it s worth, he is the Marco Rubio of Madison Cawthorn... in short, they re all human pieces of shit -- Ben Kacmarcik
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Thank goodness he is worrying about Oscar rating instead of helping Texas. -- It’s Lose not Loose
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He is a leftist! -- Political Hot Take Bot
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One of my students during an oral exam : Ted Cruz, from what I've seen, is a very shady man -- Visiblement Lesbienne
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Kids today won t believe it, but there was a brief moment in time when Ted Cruz was taken seriously. -- Rob
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Nah cus aidy as ted cruz is one of the best things to happen on snl -- Affie
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"he is anti-creampie and I ain't with that." - random man at the bar -- Hana Block
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Ted once again showing very clearly that he exists purely to give your tax dollars to billionaires. The US cannot afford Ted Cruz. -- ALargePanda
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UPDATE: I shaved. Now I don t look so much like that Ted Cruz meme. -- Brandon Liggan
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CNN won't cheer for Ted Cruz. Ted is an enemy of America. -- talonh
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So when is Ted Cruz joining dreamsmp? -- Wasssup360
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Ted Cruz Translated: "Is there an enemy of America for whom Besides me, I mean?" -- Wing-Nut Translator Bot
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Fucking ted cruz keeps liking and recommenting mcyt comments/replies and it is immeasurable how uneasy that makes me -- james
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he is the worst our country has to offer. -- michael
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he is a disease -- Kiki Bigglebottom
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Lisa talking about how her gay grandpa meant so much to her but donated to Ted Cruz -- 🦄
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he is against teaching truth. -- Brian Johnson
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Pacers really getting beat by Ted Cruz. -- iPacers.com
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he is vaccinated -- Political Shrek
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he is deranged! -- Kevin G.
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Ted Cruz. This is at the Verizon Wireless Arena in Manchester, New Hampshire! -- Jaden Trump Ebooks
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It's fun to take this time to call Kari Lake a BIG LOSER, but remember...he is a douche. -- Mr.BeenUnderARock
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ALERT! he is running out of hyperbole! -- Thomas Anzalone
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