Takeshi Kitano

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Japanese film director and comedian
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating I got a bunch of Takeshi Kitano movies from some friendly guy so there's hope for me yet. --
  • 1 star rating Takeshi Kitano Top 5: 1. Sonatine 2. Dolls 3. Kikujiro 4. Hana-bi 5. A Scene at the Sea Honourable Mention: Boiling Point --
  • 3 star rating ''Quentin Tarantino cool olan resimliyor ve filmle tiriyor, he ise cool olan n ta kendisi.'' --
  • 1 star rating Read someone's review of St Vincent, likening it to Takeshi Kitano s Kikujiro. A bold bet or a foolish critic? --
  • 2 star rating People who studies know which way to move on. People who don't study will never know. (Takeshi Kitano) --
  • 5 star rating Disfrutá tu nueva TV con grandes clásicos del cine. Te recomendamos ver El verano de Kikujiro ( Kikujirô no natsu , Takeshi Kitano, 1999) --
  • 5 star rating Il sesto giorno Dio creò Takeshi Kitano. Il settimo giorno, mentre Dio si riposava, Takeshi Kitano lo colse di sorpresa e lo riempì di botte --
  • 1 star rating Estoy viendo una película de Takeshi Kitano y la música es de Joe Hisaishi y es igualita a la de Totoro y eso me confunde. --
  • 5 star rating Watching "Dolls" by Takeshi Kitano. --
  • 5 star rating Kinucakes Takeshi Kitano's DOLLS is really good, it's four super melancholy but beautiful love stories, and Hisiashi's soundtrack is great. --
  • 5 star rating Takeshi Kitano's DOLLS is really good, it's four super melancholy but beautiful love stories, and Hisiashi's soundtrack is great. --
  • 1 star rating Sometimes, someone called Takeshi Kitano as "Mr.Beat" from his comedian name...however, it is not polite for him... --
  • 5 star rating Takeshi kitano truly is the best --
  • 5 star rating About halfway through takeshi kitano's newest film 'outrage beyond' really enjoying it. not quite a return to form but very good still. --
  • 5 star rating So instead, Takeshi Kitano's --
  • 3 star rating ´ w(( 0 ))w --
  • 5 star rating He is just too good, --
  • 5 star rating Oh JOHNNY MNEMONIC, you are the very definition of a mid 90s sci film shot in Canada. Time has not been kind. Also, Takeshi Kitano. --
  • 2 star rating Is Takeshi Kitano from Takeshi's Castle the same Takeshi Kitano that made that game Takeshi's Challenge? --
  • 4 star rating Do takeshi kitano só vai o fireworks mesmo que já tá baixado --
  • 3 star rating Oh AMI is guest on Omokuro Kantoku on 10/26, Takeshi Kitano as one of its hosts --
  • 3 star rating I'm always staggered Takeshi Kitano was in Johnny Mnemonic. Keanu Reeves not so much. --
  • 1 star rating Just watched Sonatine. Japanese gangster films tend to follow the same script. Movie - meh, but 'Beat' he is cooler than cool. --
  • 4 star rating My alter ego is middle-aged tracksuit takeshi kitano --
  • 1 star rating W-T-Fuck is up with Takeshi Kitano's 'Outrage'?! How could the director of 'Hana-bi' make that?! Oh, how the mighty have fallen. --
  • 3 star rating Fact: Hana-bi (Fireworks) by he is one of the greatest movies of all time. --
  • 3 star rating One crazy scene is TAKESHI KITANO raped young man --
  • 5 star rating Another unfortunately overlooked film that explores racial issues in Japan is Yoichi Sai's masterful Blood and Bones with Takeshi Kitano. --
  • 1 star rating And now we're off the the karaoke bar to sing the same song three times in a row because he is an insane person. --
  • 4 star rating Takeshi kitano is a special kind of cultural touchstone --
  • 4 star rating Wow, Takeshi Kitano's film Brother is underwhelming. --
  • 1 star rating "Sword fighting in film is not about how good the fighter is, but how good the actor receiving the blows is." Takeshi Kitano --
  • 2 star rating I was just thinking, a movie with Liam Neeson and Takeshi Kitano. That is something I would pay to see. --
  • 5 star rating the saga of the blind Samurai, on at 22:35. Takeshi Kitano's is one of my most loved films. --
  • 5 star rating I wonder if Takeshi Kitano's humor on films like Getting Any?, Glory to the Filmmaker! is as odd, crazy to Japanese people as it was to me. --
  • 5 star rating He is bae. --
  • 3 star rating Takeshi Kitano's performance in Battle Royale is on my top five performances ever --
  • 1 star rating I was born from Takeshi Kitano's suicide attempt. The year is 199x. Chocolate has not yet been ostracized from the public domain. --
  • 5 star rating Takeshi Kitano makes TW news by saying (correctly imo) ppl wait in line so long for things bc only way for poor people to get smthg nice now --
  • 2 star rating Is it that time of Sat night yet where it is compulsory to watch Takeshi Kitano? I feel like we're close. --
  • 5 star rating Amazed to see the new Takeshi Kitano movie is at LFF, which I totally forgot existed. Less amazed to not see Journey To The Shore, tho --
  • 5 star rating Movie time! Kids Return by Takeshi Kitano it is. --
  • 5 star rating Is there anyone cooler than Takeshi Kitano? --
  • 1 star rating Takeshi Kitano, king of modern yakuza movies, is appearing in Yakuza 6. Do you know how many swears I said when I found out? --
  • 3 star rating And that's ok because not-giving-a-f*ck he is usually the best Takeshi Kitano anyway --
  • 3 star rating I`m really happy that Beat Takeshi (Takeshi Kitano) actually has a massive role in Yakuza 6. --
  • 3 star rating Watching SEGA's livestream. They just announced that 'Beat' he is in Yakuza 6!!! --
  • 5 star rating Just thought I'd emphasise that I love Takeshi's Castle and how awesome Takeshi Kitano actually is. --
  • 5 star rating That is some awesome news ! he is a god --
  • 1 star rating He is on TV putting forward his idea for the Olympic Stadium - a skyscraper with tracks and pools on each floor. --

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