Stu Francis

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Stu Francis (born 1951, Bolton, Lancashire, England) is a British comedian with a camp style of delivery who achieved celebrity as lead presenter on the children's television programme Crackerjack...
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  • 5 star rating He is at the Bolton game!!!! --
  • 5 star rating Stu Francis ? --
  • 3 star rating Just seen Eddie Davies and Stu Francis at the whites hotel,huddled together. --
  • 5 star rating . Scraping the barrel aren't we? Stu Francis? --
  • 3 star rating Was that not Stu Francis? Getting yer 80's TV mega stars mixed up there Mr M. --
  • 5 star rating haha! Stu Francis. Blast from the past. --
  • 3 star rating None of us look like the fresh young things we once were, but Lordy! And Stu Francis too bonus! --
  • 3 star rating Wednesday I'm back hosting GOOD OLD DAYS OF MUSIC HALL AND VARIETY - starring STU FRANCIS view --
  • 3 star rating "it made the screaming in my head stop for 98 minutes" - Stu Francis --
  • 3 star rating Its a lucky cat. It could have ended up on Noels Xmas Cat Kick with Stu Francis. --
  • 3 star rating I just showed that Stu Francis video to the kids. They think he's HILARIOUS. --
  • 4 star rating no, it's no good. Stu Francis I get but not Frank Carson. --
  • 3 star rating I had the same feeling when I took Stu Francis on a tour of a vineyard. --
  • 4 star rating I thought it was Stu Francis who fucked wee Jimmy Krankie. --
  • 5 star rating Stu Francis styie? --
  • 5 star rating Stu Francis... --
  • 3 star rating Just been followed all the way from the petrol station by the legend that is Stu Francis. --
  • 4 star rating Feeling very Stu Francis-ish tonight. A grape holds no fear for me. --
  • 2 star rating in Where the panel will be Paddy McGuinness, Vernon Kay, Sarah Cox, a Carrs Pastie and Stu Francis. --
  • 2 star rating First he could then rip a tissue, now Stu Francis lets rip at humanity in Crackerjack - punch the producer! --
  • 1 star rating I wonder if the genius who came up with 'grandad' is the same person who wrote Stu Francis' gags on Crackerjack? --
  • 5 star rating 12 hours sleep! 12 whole hours. I am energised. I could even crush a grape (remember Stu Francis?) --
  • 3 star rating You know what, I'm happy being ignorant on politics! Like a fuckin panto this!! Where's Stu Francis --
  • 5 star rating That was good seeing stu Francis at Salford Red Devils today (crush a grape) bring on the Leigh bacon rappers. --
  • 5 star rating Villa scored. Cue Sherwood's best 'ooh I could crush a grape!' Stu Francis impression. One for the oldies.. --
  • 5 star rating Earth shattering things I learnt today: Stu Francis's 'Crush a Grape' was not on the BBC as I assumed. It TX'd on ITV. Where's my scotch? --
  • 5 star rating Stu Francis should have opened a vineyard. --
  • 5 star rating Home to crush the sofa like Stu Francis used to crush grapes. --
  • 5 star rating I only piggin met Stu Francis tonight, he said he could crush a beer!! --
  • 4 star rating Why is Stu Francis being airbrushed out of Crackerjack history? --
  • 3 star rating At a dinner party Robin Askwith Pol Pot Stu Francis (off crackerjack) --
  • 5 star rating Also STU FRANCIS! --
  • 5 star rating God I loved Stu Francis when I was a kid --
  • 5 star rating I'm trying to think of who I've shaken hands with who has touched history & I can come up with Stu Francis, Reg Presley & John Lukic. --
  • 5 star rating Stu Francis There's a fine line between hyphenated words... When I was a child my father hit me with a camera... I still get flashbacks --
  • 5 star rating Mood status: Like that time Stu Francis could crush a grape but really couldn't be arsed. --
  • 1 star rating I presume Stu Francis came up with Kit Kat Snap and Share for people who cannot break a Kit Kat without assistance. --
  • 3 star rating Just been told new owners are Stu Francis & Paul Nicholls. Announcement very soon. --
  • 1 star rating Loving the random consortium lists coming out from fans... anyone raise the stakes? Stu Francis and Vernon Kay? --
  • 5 star rating My hands are so weak from all the sewing I dont even have the strength to crumble an Oxo Cube. Is that what Stu Francis used to say? --
  • 5 star rating MP crushes story with all the power of Crackerjack's Stu Francis (Google it kids!) --
  • 5 star rating Is that Stu Francis on as Rod Stewart --
  • 5 star rating I once saw the Krankies live with Stu Francis. However, sadly I was unable to crush a grape or jump off a dolls house. --
  • 1 star rating Stu Francis Vicar St last night. My lungs still hurt from the laughter. That laughter kept my mind off the uncomfortable stools. --
  • 5 star rating Wasn't it Stu Francis who had sayings like he could "rip a tissue"? If he met Lawrence he could add "I couldn't crush a biscuit" --
  • 5 star rating In the immortal words of Stu Francis: ooh, I could crush a graaaape . --
  • 3 star rating This week's panel: Stu Francis Bob Monkhouse Jeanette Krankie Ainsley Harriot Lady Penelope --
  • 3 star rating I have it on good authority that ITV want Stu Francis and Darius as replacement presenters --
  • 3 star rating Evening all. Is this evening going to include an episode of Ultra Quiz '85, hosted by Stu Francis? --
  • 3 star rating If any of you have children, please indoctrinate them with Stu Francis catchphrases. Thanks. --

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