Strong Bad

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Strong Bad is one of the major characters of the Homestar Runner series of animated Flash web cartoons. He is portrayed by Matt Chapman, the principal voice actor and co-founder of the series. Strong...
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Strong Bad is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I know Strong Bad from his sbemails. I have a crush on him because I'm genuinely insane and think he's so damn attractive. My body sees this short little fictional man and says "OMG POTENTIAL MATE!!!". I want him to be my husband --
  • 5 star rating He is on comment! --
  • 5 star rating Omg the new Strong bad song is so good --
  • 2 star rating The handle makes me think of the captain of the USS Strong Bad in radio communication. Which is awesome. --
  • 4 star rating I'm crying because Strong Bad on comment is the best thing xD --
  • 2 star rating "Why is Homestar Runner parodying something so out of date?" "Why is Strong Bad using an old Compy computer?" --
  • 5 star rating "welcome to windows 98. WHY ARE YOU STILL USING WINDOWS 98?!?!?!?" see this is why i love strong bad --
  • 4 star rating Lil is watching our old Strong Bad Emails dvd and laughing so much. --
  • 4 star rating Hopefulness is something strong & bad & good at the same time --
  • 5 star rating My 12 y/o son thinks he is "kind of weird" --
  • 3 star rating So, dressing up as Strong Bad for this Halloween is acceptable, right? --
  • 5 star rating Freakin he is commenting! --
  • 5 star rating So, uh, Strong Bad has a comment account now: --
  • 3 star rating Coffee does nothing to me so I thought I should make it really strong... bad idea --
  • 2 star rating I was just making a sexy strong bad and like half way through i was like "wait a minute. this is ujst me" --
  • 3 star rating I still update my Flash player is for those rare needed doses of nostalgia and Strong Bad cartoons. --
  • 4 star rating Omfg, strong bad is playing with sethlon. Someone fly me home. --
  • 3 star rating so d dragons are back wen they have finished killing all d strong bad guy disappointed --
  • 4 star rating How is there no mod for SSBB that puts Strong Bad into the game? --
  • 3 star rating I am catching up on Strong Bad Emails. This is how you do Friday nights. --
  • 3 star rating Shoutout to my sister for being a strong, bad ass woman during a time like this --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 2 star rating is on in 3 hours! If you pretend he is Sami Zayn and Kratos is Adrian Neville then it's basically Takeover! --
  • 4 star rating Hopefulness is something strong & bad & good at the same time --
  • 2 star rating My life is a cocktail of strong bad luck, tingly weird situation and base of always delayed decisions. --
  • 4 star rating Man why isn't Strong Bad taking over for Letterman? --
  • 1 star rating The eternal hellscape that is Stocklands Shellharbour. (This comment works better if you read it in Strong Bad's voice) --
  • 5 star rating Hi strong bad. This is Rikoshi from Santa Clara and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and --
  • 1 star rating Every toon/sbemail where homestar and strong bad and being chummy makes me think of me and mel and that's true beauty I think --
  • 1 star rating So I just saw a huge spider in my room, I killed it with some strong bad smelling perfume, spritz spritz mtherfcker --
  • 2 star rating Mom have been constantly reminding me that I must visit grandfather. Got a very strong bad feeling tho.. --
  • 2 star rating Copped all 5 episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People on PSN last night. So many memories. --
  • 3 star rating I want to rewatch all of Strong Bad's Emails, but the videos on the site are SO TINY --
  • 1 star rating He doesn't know Strong Bad, he doesn't know Drew Magary... Jesus take the wheel, there's only so much educating I can do. --
  • 1 star rating Weezer got so bad. So very bad. Like there's a strong bad slope right after the Green Album... which I actually like. --
  • 5 star rating Rejection is a strong, bad feeling. The amount of damage it can cause can be seen in the lenghts one is willing to go just to not feel pain. --
  • 1 star rating Yo I'm here to tell you 6 yrs later thAt Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is very good. You're welcome --
  • 2 star rating Tbh no matter how strong bad thing is around me, I will find a way to say I don't like what's going on... --
  • 1 star rating Good News: The new girl thinks I am really strong. Bad News: I knocked her flat onto her back with my shoulder... :-/ --
  • 5 star rating A strong bad feelin of being Single recently. Esp when sby distribute to me n realized tht many male hv been married or in a relationship --
  • 4 star rating Hopefulness is something strong & bad & good at the same time --
  • 3 star rating Apparently I'm not the only one who listens to Strong Bad's The System is Down when an MMO crashes. --
  • 5 star rating Strong Bad, Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. Come on, you can do better than that! This is like the highlight of my week. S --
  • 5 star rating My favorite rapper is Strong Bad --
  • 5 star rating In the 4th episode of strong bad's cool game for attractive people, after you beat the game the End Game content is fake bloopers its amazin --
  • 5 star rating Andrea is unstable and STRONG. Bad combination. --
  • 1 star rating He is trying to say that you need to really try when writing an essay instead of just filling the space. 1010B --
  • 2 star rating Someone asked me is I was strong bad kin. I do not know what otherkin is please have mercy on my sickly ass --
  • 3 star rating I am not saying that I hate my course, I am just saying I have a very strong bad feeling about it --

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