Stewart Lee

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Stewart Lee
Comedian
Votes Ranking Boost Ranking
Loading
Loading
Stewart Lee ranks Loading, and ranks Loading among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.

Stewart Lee is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "Tweet" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Stewart Lee

new! Rate Stewart Lee

Body: 

Average: 7 (1 vote)

Face: 

Average: 10 (1 vote)

Mind: 

Average: 10 (1 vote)

Heart: 

Average: 10 (1 vote)
Minimum 15 Words.
More votes will improve the ranking and your comment will show on the top. You'll be redirected to Paypal to finish the transaction.
3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Is there somewhere I can watch/listen to a full length Stewart Lee thing? I like him a lot and would like to hear more of his talking --
  • 1 star rating In 2012 Stewart Lee gave a very interesting talk at Oxford Brookes. now, i think youll all agree, Brighton is similar to OB 1/2 --
  • 3 star rating Just tried to explain Stewart Lee's comedy to people at work. Not going very well. --
  • 3 star rating Stewart Lee's red-faced fury at the under 40s is the most erotic stand-up routine I've ever seen. --
  • 5 star rating Is Dapper Laughs a Chris Morris character planted in the media to give Stewart Lee something to deconstruct in his next telly show? Hmm. --
  • 2 star rating I am watching the by-election prog. Stewart Lee's Paul Nuttall of the Liverpool Ukips is right-winging it --
  • 4 star rating He is playing the Clyde Auditorium? What's going on? --
  • 5 star rating He is in Oxford in March. Anyone down? --
  • 3 star rating (he is my husbando... and I should probably sleep, because I just typed that.) --
  • 5 star rating He is a god --
  • 5 star rating So Stewart Lee on yt. Much wow --
  • 5 star rating He is God --
  • 5 star rating Hey look, "Sav" did a funny. "Fletch" is presumably giggling behind him like Stewart Lee's Richard Hammond (he's not a real hamster). --
  • 5 star rating He is a legend. --
  • 1 star rating Sample "Mysore is a thousand miles from Calcutta and takes five days to travel by train." The Devil's Cup , Stewart Lee Allen --
  • 5 star rating He is the best standup --
  • 3 star rating Ali Campbell is like a more reptilian and bloated version of Stewart Lee! --
  • 5 star rating Stewart lee is my spirit animal --
  • 4 star rating He is looking well on Pointless Celebrities right now. --
  • 5 star rating He is great. --
  • 5 star rating Every time that deplorable twit of a man Jeremy Clarkson lays out his bigot bait all I think of is the hits it must generate for Stewart Lee --
  • 5 star rating Why is Stewart Lee on ? --
  • 1 star rating Might do a Stewart Lee on Saturday and write all the relegation permutations on my hand with a biro. Just so I don't forget. --
  • 3 star rating Stewart Lee on It annoys the hell out of so please recomment it as much as possible --
  • 1 star rating Grant Shapps is Mick Jones's cousin and Stewart Lee's former employer. But still a massive manipulative lying Tory bastard. --
  • 5 star rating Got Sufjan Stevens tickets. Told my wife. She said "We've got a really busy September." "Have we?" "Yes. We're already seeing Stewart Lee." --
  • 3 star rating Just remembered Stewart Lee's show is on Monday! Really looking forward to this one. :) --
  • 5 star rating Stewart Lee's pal isn't as funny --
  • 1 star rating The great thing about Stewart Lee's book is that, much like House of Leaves, I have absolutely no idea which footnotes are real. --
  • 3 star rating I wonder if he is firehosing me, cos a vid i was just watching stopped due to a copyright issue? --
  • 5 star rating Stewart lee is a fucking genius!!!! --
  • 1 star rating He is meant to be this super intelligent comedian, he might be quite clever (not sure) but he is most definitely not a comedian --
  • 5 star rating Or is it Stewart Lee on Gold, on political correctness? Who cares at this time of night. Just glad it's not Stewart Lee on grammar. --
  • 5 star rating He is on another level --
  • 5 star rating Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle series 1 is on Gold at the mo, it's ep3 tonight. I'm in ep5 if you want to see me running about with a trombone --
  • 2 star rating Going to see stewart lee live on friday, hope his face isn't as disgusting irl as on the telecomputer --
  • 5 star rating I love Stewart Lee so much that I've reached the point where I fondly roll my eyes when I think he's being too superior like he's my grandad --
  • 5 star rating Dead pan funny man he is coming to York Barbican with his new show 'A Room With A Stew' Saturday 6 June! Tickets are selling fast! --
  • 3 star rating Stewart Lee's medieval lepers thing in the paper today is pur-retty good --
  • 4 star rating Is it too late to start the campaign to get Stewart Lee to host --
  • 1 star rating That "facts" line is Stewart Lee's, obviously. Attribution/sourcing is important. Well, unless you're UKIP. Doesn't apply then. --
  • 1 star rating Watching Stewart Lee toilet books episode his destruction of moyles and Clarkson back in 2009 is stand up gold. --
  • 5 star rating Stewart lee's carpet remnant world is brilliant --
  • 5 star rating B5: Kentucky gets a 2-out 2B by Kyle Barrett, who is stranded at 3B. Cats lead 2-0. Due up for Tennessee: Youngblood, Stewart, Lee. --
  • 5 star rating Comedian he is such a fart sucker. --
  • 1 star rating Nigel Farage has misunderstood Stewart Lee's stage-craft. When Lee slags off his audience for being a load of lefties it's funny. --
  • 2 star rating Farage has screwed the pooch here. Insulting the audience is NEVER a good idea (unless you're Stewart Lee) --
  • 5 star rating Stewart Lee from off the telly is on the telly. --
  • 5 star rating 'you are worse then someone from roscommon' Stewart Lee 'but really be nice to people of Roscommon don't make them a national joke' --
  • 1 star rating Still in a daze from being in touching distance of Stewart Lee, you will not get to me today Liverpool Football Club --

Throwback Thursday #TBT

Stewart Lee sexy 0.jpg
Stewart Lee new pic 1.jpg
Stewart Lee dating 2.jpg
Stewart Lee body 3.jpg
Stewart Lee new pic 4.jpg
Stewart Lee marriage 5.jpg
Stewart Lee exclusive hot pic 6.jpg
Stewart Lee hairstyle 7.jpg
Stewart Lee sexy 8.jpg
Stewart Lee new pic 9.jpg