Steven Seagal

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American actor and martial artist (Famous from Under Siege)
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He was named one of The Most Desirable Tall Dark and Handsome Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating "Yes, they're called 'ebola warriors' and NO, Steven Seagal, this isn't a movie pitch." -- President Obama --
  • 5 star rating He is the original Tapout shirt. --
  • 3 star rating Maybe it's just me but Leonardo DiCaprio is starting to look like Steven Seagal. --
  • 3 star rating I can't believe Steven Seagal... I mean Steven Silverman is Lise Silverman's dad. --
  • 1 star rating Steve Bisciotti's spray tan & shoe polished hair is distracting. He needs to fire Steven Seagal's stylist --
  • 3 star rating Steven Seagal never plays a bad guy and samaluza ndeu. he is too rigid. --
  • 5 star rating Steven Seagal movies are trash, he over does this, its 5min into this movie and this nigga done sworn so many times am finna go to church eh --
  • 3 star rating Ponytails on a chap is the worst! Cut that hing aff your no Steven Seagal --
  • 4 star rating He is the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear weapon. --
  • 5 star rating Hard TO Kill with he is on. I like that movie. --
  • 5 star rating 'Steven Seagal Lawman' is like mixing the worst Seagal movies like Under Siege 2,the show Cops, &Jerry Springer's deep thoughts. --
  • 5 star rating Hold up! he is a reserved deputy? --
  • 5 star rating Nothing more satisfying than walking by a TV,seeing Steven Seagal & being able to correctly identify the film based on his accent & clothing --
  • 5 star rating Steven Seagal's movies are too weird though --
  • 5 star rating It's days like these I could use a good ol' fashioned Steven Seagal flick. Wait, whaaa...What's that? I just so happen to have 5 or so here! --
  • 1 star rating He's literally like "Fighting terrorists isn't in my job description, and I'm not tryna lose my job, Steven Seagal." --
  • 3 star rating A comment so bad that it ended being the script of the new Steven Seagal movie. --
  • 2 star rating Just on a curiosity I wonder who would win between Steven Seagal & Chuck Norris hmm both really good.. --
  • 1 star rating Just watched Godzilla. Saying B Cranston is the lead in that is like saying Steven Seagal was the lead in Executive Decision. --
  • 3 star rating He is the one of the most fucking bad ass character ever portrayed in movies. --
  • 1 star rating The movie fights with Steven Seagal in them look so fake .....dudes be flying across the screen and he aint even hit em yet lol --
  • 5 star rating If I was being a total arsehole, you'd probably tell me. If I was Steven Seagal being a total arsehole, though, you might think twice --
  • 5 star rating Steven Seagal - is mir egal. --
  • 4 star rating He is now a real life crime fighter in the U.S. ;) --
  • 5 star rating Steven Seagal: Lawman it is --
  • 5 star rating I really don't like action movies.. At all.. Really at all.. But I just love Steven Seagal.. Only exception --
  • 2 star rating Yes. My laptop just crashed while looking up info on Steven Seagal. That's apparently how awesome he is. --
  • 4 star rating It is fair to assume that i'm carrying steven seagal's child --
  • 4 star rating This Steven Seagal movie is my Saturday morning cartoon. --
  • 2 star rating "I always hated being a child. I always felt like an adult trapped in a child's body." - Steven Seagal --
  • 5 star rating Isn't it bad enough I'm drinking and flashing a new ROM? I have to watch bad Steven Seagal movies and animal cruelty commercials too? --
  • 3 star rating Steven Seagal movies are so shit and kinda fun to watch at the same time --
  • 4 star rating Is it me, or is Liam Neeson becoming the next Steven Seagal? --
  • 5 star rating Insomnia TV: having just heard Bourdain make a Steven Seagal joke on No Reservations: Seagal is a killer Navy cook in Under Siege 1AM on ION --
  • 2 star rating Its so hot that most of my thoughts are just broken down into Steven Seagal three word movie titles. --
  • 5 star rating He is the most untouchable action hero ever. --
  • 2 star rating "Joder, nadie sale hoy. No me queda otra que llamar a Steven". Y así nació he is the last option. --
  • 4 star rating Spending my day watching Steven Seagal films. Life is great. --
  • 5 star rating I can't believe he is a cop now. --
  • 5 star rating My new name is Steven seagal --
  • 5 star rating Steven Seagal looks so good! :-) --
  • 3 star rating Well that Steven seagal guy is blessed.. Great fucking movie... Smiling --
  • 5 star rating Why is Steven Seagal's movies always fake? --
  • 3 star rating Buying dvd 101 : pick up a dvd, if steven seagal is in the movie, put it back. --
  • 5 star rating Keanu Reeves is the new Steven Seagal --
  • 5 star rating AFTER THE HARASSER HAS BEEN APPREHENDED BY THE COPS. I'D LIKE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CALLING STEVEN SEAGAL-LAWMAN HERE BUT SINCE THIS IS --
  • 1 star rating That means on average there's a 54% chance of there being a Steven Seagal film on UK free to air television on any day. --
  • 3 star rating These new images are so stupid. Why does Jai Courtney look like he's doing a bad Steven Seagal? --
  • 5 star rating Fuck what ppl say about Steven Seagal. He's a very interesting person if you'd take the time to read about him. The songs he writes --
  • 3 star rating "So reading about Steven Seagal possibly choking sex slaves counts as therapy" -Ryan --

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