Never be ashamed of having a crush on Steven Seagal I'm a crusher
American actor and martial artist (Famous from Under Siege)
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Steven Seagal ranks , and ranks among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.
He was named one of The Most Desirable Tall Dark and Handsome Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list. He was named one of The Most Desirable Tall Dark and Handsome Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Steven Seagal is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Steven Seagal
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"Yes, they're called 'ebola warriors' and NO, Steven Seagal, this isn't a movie pitch." -- President Obama -- Patton Oswalt
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He is the original Tapout shirt. -- GrossHopper
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Maybe it's just me but Leonardo DiCaprio is starting to look like Steven Seagal. -- H. Forest Rosedale
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I can't believe Steven Seagal... I mean Steven Silverman is Lise Silverman's dad. -- Jason
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Steve Bisciotti's spray tan & shoe polished hair is distracting. He needs to fire Steven Seagal's stylist -- Arnold Schizopolis
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Steven Seagal never plays a bad guy and samaluza ndeu. he is too rigid. -- VIP_TO_GOD
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Steven Seagal movies are trash, he over does this, its 5min into this movie and this nigga done sworn so many times am finna go to church eh -- Harry MeanMug
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Ponytails on a chap is the worst! Cut that hing aff your no Steven Seagal -- Ross Meek
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He is the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear weapon. -- Strange Facts
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Hard TO Kill with he is on. I like that movie. -- aaron jacob nebel
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'Steven Seagal Lawman' is like mixing the worst Seagal movies like Under Siege 2,the show Cops, &Jerry Springer's deep thoughts. -- Jason Shinn
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Hold up! he is a reserved deputy? -- Gina J
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Nothing more satisfying than walking by a TV,seeing Steven Seagal & being able to correctly identify the film based on his accent & clothing -- Sportz Punz
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Steven Seagal's movies are too weird though -- karis
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It's days like these I could use a good ol' fashioned Steven Seagal flick. Wait, whaaa...What's that? I just so happen to have 5 or so here! -- Out On The Wire
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He's literally like "Fighting terrorists isn't in my job description, and I'm not tryna lose my job, Steven Seagal." -- Morgan Collins
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A comment so bad that it ended being the script of the new Steven Seagal movie. -- Short and True
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Just on a curiosity I wonder who would win between Steven Seagal & Chuck Norris hmm both really good.. -- Ruby
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Just watched Godzilla. Saying B Cranston is the lead in that is like saying Steven Seagal was the lead in Executive Decision. -- Dream Shake
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He is the one of the most fucking bad ass character ever portrayed in movies. -- !! Rushaal !!
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The movie fights with Steven Seagal in them look so fake .....dudes be flying across the screen and he aint even hit em yet lol -- the Weez.
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If I was being a total arsehole, you'd probably tell me. If I was Steven Seagal being a total arsehole, though, you might think twice -- Anton Bitel
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Steven Seagal - is mir egal. -- Franzi Pinkman
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He is now a real life crime fighter in the U.S. ;) -- RUSSELL Ogrodnik
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Steven Seagal: Lawman it is -- ★Roelofs★
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I really don't like action movies.. At all.. Really at all.. But I just love Steven Seagal.. Only exception -- Michael V. Lauria
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Yes. My laptop just crashed while looking up info on Steven Seagal. That's apparently how awesome he is. -- Rob Tiongson
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It is fair to assume that i'm carrying steven seagal's child -- my pimp is very nice
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This Steven Seagal movie is my Saturday morning cartoon. -- Paul Bubluski
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"I always hated being a child. I always felt like an adult trapped in a child's body."
- Steven Seagal -- The Daily Inspirtion
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Isn't it bad enough I'm drinking and flashing a new ROM? I have to watch bad Steven Seagal movies and animal cruelty commercials too? -- Bo Jackson
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Steven Seagal movies are so shit and kinda fun to watch at the same time -- kris holland
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Is it me, or is Liam Neeson becoming the next Steven Seagal? -- T. Reeves Wilson
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Insomnia TV: having just heard Bourdain make a Steven Seagal joke on No Reservations: Seagal is a killer Navy cook in Under Siege 1AM on ION -- 157 Live
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Its so hot that most of my thoughts are just broken down into Steven Seagal three word movie titles. -- Nick Petrillo
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He is the most untouchable action hero ever. -- D ∆ R I U S
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"Joder, nadie sale hoy. No me queda otra que llamar a Steven".
Y así nació he is the last option. -- Maska
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Spending my day watching Steven Seagal films. Life is great. -- Paulus
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I can't believe he is a cop now. -- J.D.
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My new name is Steven seagal -- Tinoco Fernando
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Steven Seagal looks so good! :-) -- Stacy Williams
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Well that Steven seagal guy is blessed.. Great fucking movie... Smiling -- sexlover
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Why is Steven Seagal's movies always fake? -- Sesan Ekundayo
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Buying dvd 101 : pick up a dvd, if steven seagal is in the movie, put it back. -- The Other Guy
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Keanu Reeves is the new Steven Seagal -- Bob Loblaw
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AFTER THE HARASSER HAS BEEN APPREHENDED BY THE COPS. I'D LIKE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CALLING STEVEN SEAGAL-LAWMAN HERE BUT SINCE THIS IS -- Johnny Annihilator
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That means on average there's a 54% chance of there being a Steven Seagal film on UK free to air television on any day. -- Exploding Helicopter
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These new images are so stupid. Why does Jai Courtney look like he's doing a bad Steven Seagal? -- Cameron A Mitchell
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Fuck what ppl say about Steven Seagal. He's a very interesting person if you'd take the time to read about him. The songs he writes -- † Snyder ™
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"So reading about Steven Seagal possibly choking sex slaves counts as therapy" -Ryan -- collin
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