Steven Pearl

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• Steven Pearl~ I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. -- Sadhaka Chasmor
• "Well Steven, Pearl has gone crazy....I'm trapped on a space ship with a crazy person" -- Malevolent Mr. Kappa
• Steven Pearl~ I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking, He called me a quitter, -- Adda Georgeot
• I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.-Steven Pearl -- The Prof
• I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl -- Rachel Hanretti
• I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -- Steven Pearl -- FortuneTeller
• "I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm, you were the quickest." - Steven Pearl -- Daily Quotes
• I can t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.- Steven Pearl -- Morris Choice
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl -- gamesphobia
• I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. -- Steven Pearl -- Edward J. Coburn
• Thought Cinmeon was KT. Thought Steven Pearl was some random guy. Guys behind me know nothing of basketball -- Clint Richardson®
• For the record, all of these guys are better than Steven Pearl. -- Matt Shelton
• Steven Pearl~ I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. -- Maktaghine Thornton
• Steven, Pearl, and Amethyst's voices all sound exactly how i imagined them. But Garnet's is so far different than what i expected. -- Asuna
• RJ Hunter hits 87% of his free throws. That's what a coach's son is *supposed* to do, right Steven Pearl? -- Lone Nut
• Steven pearl is dead -- - ̗̀Qoo ̖́-
• STEVEN, PEARL IS SO DISTRESSED -- Kenny
• There were so many wirts it was hilarious. also there was an adorable su group w steven pearl and amethyst -- Big Dragon Papa
• Garnet: here is fresh macaroni for my boy steven pearl: congratulation! amethyst; snart -- ari ❤
• When I was young we didn't have MTV. We had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl -- Dottie Simms
• Steven: pearl, youll love this game!! steven: R O A D K I L L E R *guitar riff* -- mckenzie
• Pearl replied to Steven "I don't know Steven" Pearl replied -- *:･ﾟ✧鴫野颯斗*:･ﾟ✧
• Amethyst had sweat coming down her face and was moving frantically , Pearl replied to Steven "I don't know Steven" Pearl replied -- creepypasta.txt
• "STEVEN?!" pearl yells, in her signature yelling voice -- ❀ 버거 킹 ❀ daddy
• I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.-Steven Pearl -- Guy Ordinary
• "I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." - Steven Pearl -- Extractastic
• UGH people r gonna start namin their kids after their fave characters:///were gonna hav ppl runnin aroudn named steven & pearl Wait -- mia
• Steven: pearl!!!! SNAKE PEOPLE must be causing all the WEIRD STUFF in beach city!! pearl: steven, we are sentient gems steven: :O -- Gay Cat
• "we know you have our steven" PEARL'S MOM MODE: FUCKING ACTIVATED -- skeeter
• All the iconic SU catchphrases "If every hot dog was perfect" "Believe in Steven" Pearl voice: STEVEN -- Ryan Luggy
• Garnet: where's steven?? pearl: [points] OVA THERE -- the cool maxie
• Just pearl really. we get some scenes in amethyst's dumpster palace, but steven & pearl's relationship we mostly have to take for granted -- Tree Pic Seeker
• Steven/pearl is called peven because it peeves the fuck outta me -- kulisu
• If I were to animate Garnet's Song, and Rage was Ruby and Hooloo was Sapphire; Who would be Jasper? [ignoring Steven, Pearl, Peridot] -- Raye
• "Steven: Pearl? What s sex? Pearl: Its what killed your mother now never ask me again" EU TO KIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK -- BIAtriz
• I can t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.- Steven Pearl -- sandystweeple
• I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. -- Steven Pearl -- Ed Coburn
• Steven: Pearl! What's the best thing to put into a pie? Pearl: Well, there's different fr- Steven: Your teeth!! Steven: STEVEN!!! OH MY GOD -- gay space ass
• Steven: Pearl? What s sex? Pearl: Its what killed your mother now never ask me again -- Bird Mom
• I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -- Steven Pearl -- Gary Alexander
• Somewhere Steven Pearl shed a tear watching that reverse layup. -- Garrett Bell
• Steve Forbes adds Jason Shay to his ETSU basketball staff. Good get for them. Better than Steven Pearl..... -- The David Cole...
• Why would u think i ship steven/pearl.......what sort of person do u take me for.........[clutches heart in horror] -- nug ebooks
• Steven: pearl how did mom and dad even make me pearl: well steven it's a complex process involving reproductive-- garnet: they had sex -- Miles P. Linux
• Steven: Pearl? What s sex? Pearl: Its what killed your mother now never ask me again -- GAY BIRD NERD PEARL
• What if for a wig i interpreted story for steven pearl's bangs as like puffy split sailor moon bangs? that could be pretty cute i think -- monica ❀
• STEVEN PEARL IS NOT AN EGG -- fletcher
• Um. Here's my sad Steven Universe comic, um. Somebody's sad because rose is dead. One or more gems die, but probably Steven. Pearl is crying -- Chuck May
• The questions were so obvious I mean I could easily see which ones belonged to steven/pearl/garnet/amethyst -- jenna...
• Steven Pearl I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. :-D -- Irene

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