Steve Martin

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Steve Martin
American comedian, writer, entertainer (Famous from The Jerk)
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Steve Martin is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has grey hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium grey hairstyles & haircuts.

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  • 5 star rating He is so horribly perfect in this movie. --
  • 2 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 5 star rating " How dare you.hi Steve Martin, I am a huge fan." LOL! THIS IS WHY I LOVE + ADORE STEVE MARTIN SO MUCH! --
  • 5 star rating "Scientists discover hokey-pokey to be basic building block of matter. So the hokey-pokey is, after all, what it s all about." Steve Martin --
  • 1 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. -Steve Martin --
  • 1 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 3 star rating The best way to get noticed, is to be so good that they can t ignore you. ~Steve Martin --
  • 1 star rating The ONLY reason I have comment is because I heard that Steve Martin was on it and was being really funny. Come back soon. --
  • 5 star rating He is so good. Tres Bien. --
  • 1 star rating Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you're asked to sit down.-Steve Martin --
  • 1 star rating Steve Martin once said "b so good they can't ignore u" so my advice 2 u is " I know u can def b better than Steve Martin" --
  • 3 star rating "he is so hot." "I guess in a dad way." "I'm sorry, what other way is there?" --
  • 5 star rating Movie maybe he is mad mockin makin fun of French by over gesturin speakin gibberish like bwauh bwauh blaah any help so I can sleep --
  • 1 star rating Nine new followers so far tonight. I presume it was "This guy is doing some pretty great puns about Steve Martin tonight." --
  • 2 star rating Harold Ramis, Robin Williams, Joan Rivers. So many icons lost recently. Somebody tell me he is okay! --
  • 5 star rating I really thought like was in either "My Cousin Vinny" or Steve Martin in "My Blue Heaven" Very White Bread. There is no food here unles ... --
  • 5 star rating Haha he is a really funny guy --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny tooo --
  • 4 star rating Aw The Pink Panther with he is on :) This movie is so cute --
  • 4 star rating Steve Martin playing the Pink Panther is so bad it's criminal. --
  • 2 star rating He is outrageously unfunny as Closeau, and it's so mystifying how the world let him do that shit twice. --
  • 2 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 5 star rating I bet no one has ever tried that before! I like saying he is working in my loft. He's very good, but then he does have two brains. --
  • 1 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. -- Steve Martin --
  • 1 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 5 star rating Whoa - I just put my first crush on the air with Leo Laporte - Steve Martin! And he goes 'is this Heather?' Auggggh! --
  • 1 star rating Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you're asked to sit down.-Steve Martin --
  • 1 star rating "Writer s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol." -Steve Martin --
  • 3 star rating Cheaper By The Dozen is so stressful to watch, the kids are ruining Steve Martin's life! --
  • 5 star rating He is so sarcastic and funny and its just amazing --
  • 3 star rating He is so freakin old looking like seriously he looks like dust and he's only 69. --
  • 2 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 1 star rating Now, Steve Martin says: you know,.. this really is a pinpoint: That was Steve Martin, who really is baptized. --
  • 4 star rating So Atlanta is definitely firing Steve Martin after that, right? --
  • 2 star rating My mom is watching some random Steve Martin movie in the living room and woke me up from laughing so loud --
  • 2 star rating "Writer s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 2 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 5 star rating Pretty sure I've always had a little itty bitty crush on Steve Martin. Is that weird? Am I weird? --
  • 2 star rating So Robin Williams was depressed, Bill Cosby is a rapist, next we're gonna find out he is a pedophile :( --
  • 2 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 3 star rating I just remembered that steve martin is 69 and now i'm really sad/distressed bc he's old ;\ --
  • 1 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. - Steve Martin // That's funny! --
  • 4 star rating "Be so good they can't ignore you." Steve Martin. This is so true! --
  • 5 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. -Steve Martin *spit-take of red wine* --
  • 1 star rating Watching a classic "Father of the Bride"... already cried once and still have 30 minutes to go.... he is awesome..so hilarious! --
  • 4 star rating is one of my favorite of all time movies! he is so my dad! --
  • 5 star rating I love that this song ....samples Steve Martin's dialogue? Music in this movie is so strange. --
  • 1 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 2 star rating Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin --
  • 3 star rating So, am i the only one who is laughing at bowfinger? steve martin and eddie murphy.... --

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