Steve Ballmer

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Steve Ballmer is ditching iPads at LA Clippers in favor of Windows

6 years ago (September 25, 2014, 3pm)
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  • 3 star rating LA Clippers owner he is banning all Apple products for the employees/organization. --
  • 5 star rating Accessible design is good design. Steve Ballmer --
  • 3 star rating Replacing David Gregory with Chuck Todd is like replacing Steve Ballmer with, well, Steve Ballmer. --
  • 5 star rating Microsoft billionaire and new Clippers owner Steve Ballmer will institute a no Apple policy for the entire team and staff" so no iPhones ? --
  • 1 star rating Steve Ballmer Wants Clippers To Trade Apple Products For Microsoft (Video): The former Microsoft CEO is still t... --
  • 5 star rating So Steve Ballmer spends $2 billion to buy LA Clippers, & now bans them from using iPads. It's his dime, but still a dick move. --
  • 2 star rating And if he is really focused on something as trivial as using Apple products, not a good sign moving forward --
  • 5 star rating In 2007 Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer said "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance." lawl. --
  • 2 star rating New Clips owner he is not allowing any Apple products to be used by the organization. A bit much right there? --
  • 3 star rating Really glad he is instituting a no-Apple policy. In fact everyone should be using Windows Phone. --
  • 3 star rating So Steve Ballmer wants the Clips to be Apple free org. The smartphone war is over. You lost --
  • 1 star rating So Steve Ballmer made a statement saying he doesn't want the Clippers to use Apple products what would you do ??? --
  • 4 star rating Steve ballmer is gone fuck clips over and be the next jerry jones --
  • 1 star rating So is steve ballmer in there playing cards? does steve ballmer play spades? can steve ballmer bid? does he play with both deuces? --
  • 3 star rating Sidebar, at first I thought Steve Ballmer was being childish but I've revised my opinion. --
  • 5 star rating Steve Ballmer forcing Clippers players/staff to use Microsoft products is childish. If Microsoft made good products no force needed. --
  • 5 star rating He is the real MVP --
  • 5 star rating Steve Ballmer thinks he can tell the Clippers they can't use Apple products? Lol. Is he gonna trade Blake Griffin if he doesn't comply? --
  • 5 star rating Steve Ballmer, new Clippers owner, says he is barring ALL Apple products from his new sports franchise. He's still a fucking M$ homer. --
  • 2 star rating There s no chance the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. Steve Ballmer, April 30, 2007 --
  • 2 star rating Clippers owner he is banning his players from using Apple products. How do I get my kids on the Clippers? --
  • 1 star rating Bill Gates, David Seaman all we need is Steve Ballmer to say "Bitcoin Developers! Developers!" and we can call this a bottom --
  • 5 star rating He is the most fantastic man. --
  • 3 star rating Next time you talk to your IT department at work, tell them that he is your spirit animal. --
  • 5 star rating Clippers owner steve ballmer is! --
  • 4 star rating Lhe is a G. Man now owns more Microsoft shares than Bill Gates --
  • 4 star rating Team covering he is sad indeed reading Kafka s creative works. --
  • 1 star rating There s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. Steve Ballmer, 2007 $MSFT --
  • 1 star rating With Steve Ballmer, Doc Rivers is "extremely confident" the can re-sign Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. (Via The Vertical) --
  • 2 star rating I don't think the world pays as much attention to steve ballmer's silliness as a living being as it should --
  • 5 star rating Steve Ballmer thinks the LA Clippers are goin 2 b America's Team. How bout just being LA's team first? Lebron & KD will have the LAST WORD! --
  • 1 star rating Steve Ballmer wants the Clippers to eclipse the Lakers. First step? Move out of Staples Center. Not being a hater, just real. --
  • 3 star rating He is trying to bring the same intensity that he did when he was CEO of Microsoft to the Clippers. --
  • 1 star rating "Nadella s first pay as CEO is worth more than the entire amount paid to Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer over the past 39 years" --
  • 5 star rating Accessible is good design. ~Steve Ballmer --
  • 1 star rating He is walking around shaking hands and kissing babies and getting a standing ovation from a few in the lower bowl. --
  • 5 star rating He is going to bring Showtime back to LA .. --
  • 1 star rating I just realized: Tomorrow's Clippers-Blazers game is really Microsoft vs. Microsoft - Steve Ballmer vs. Paul Allen. --
  • 3 star rating HOLY SHIT WHAT IF STEVE BALLMER JUST BOUGHT THE CLIPPERS SO HE COULD RENAME THEM "THE CLIPARTS" --
  • 5 star rating Rachel__Nichols .LAClippers Steve Ballmer very revealing on tonight's UnguardedCNN: "Nobody'll believe it, but I was a very shy kid." ... --
  • 3 star rating Steve Ballmer - NOTE: DHUPKHEDA is well - known as a pragatbhumi in the world. --
  • 5 star rating Satya Nadella's Microsoft surely is changing and it's a good sign. Steve Ballmer was stuck in his shell for centuries failing to see outside --
  • 3 star rating He is new Clippers owner, billionaire takes control of franchise from ... - New York Daily News --
  • 3 star rating Steve Ballmer wayyyy to confident to only get Horford is gonna be tuff --
  • 3 star rating I know Steve Ballmer. he is a friend of mine. You're no Steve Ballmer. --
  • 3 star rating Two quick thoughts on the rumor that ex-Microsoft CEO he is willing to pay up to $1 --
  • 4 star rating Steve Ballmer wanted hardcore. I don't this is what he expected. --
  • 3 star rating My reaction to good food is similar to that of Steve Ballmer talking about Microsoft --
  • 3 star rating I think our leadership team is a highly accountable leadership team. - Steve Ballmer --
  • 5 star rating My dream is an hour long show where Ralph Lawler & Steve Ballmer while on the road with the Clippers solve mysteries called Oh Me Oh Murder! --

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