Stephin Merritt

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American musician
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I really want that stephin merritt scrabble poem book, which makes me feel so white mark kozelek is probably gonna write a song about me --
  • 1 star rating Why is it so hard to find someone to go see Stephin Merritt talk about 2-letter scrabble words with me?! Oh, wait... --
  • 4 star rating My 3-month old is enjoying me reading Stephin Merritt's book to him: view --
  • 4 star rating DJoftheNight is playing Stephin Merritt - Forever And A Day --
  • 5 star rating "everyone else is willing to put in a part-time job worth of work in order to manage their social media" ~ Stephin Merritt, Magnetic Fields --
  • 1 star rating Hoorah Stephin Merritt & Roz Chast: 101 TWO-LETTER WORDS is out today. And huzzah Chin-Yee Lai, who designed it! view --
  • 5 star rating I want Stephin Merritt to review my book so bad. He hates better than most love, and my black heart is all aflutter. --
  • 5 star rating Stephin Merritt's Tournament of Books judgment has ruined so much music I used to love. --
  • 3 star rating The moral of the story is that he is an incredibly talented songwriter --
  • 4 star rating Today I found out that he is Dale Peck's ghostwriter. --
  • 4 star rating Oh haha stephin merritt is being dumb and gross again? --
  • 3 star rating Listen, Stephin Merritt. I know Dale Peck. Dale Peck is a friend of mine. And you, sir... --
  • 1 star rating Wait, why is Stephin Merritt writing criticism? I mean, I sure like magnetic fields, but that's kind of...unrelated. --
  • 4 star rating Who is Stephin Merritt and why does he hate novels? --
  • 5 star rating Seriously, fuck Stephin Merritt. --
  • 5 star rating I just can't with this Stephin Merritt TOB judgement today. Reading this is making me doubt my affection for certain Mag Fields songs --
  • 5 star rating The Troll Of The Day is Stephin Merritt. --
  • 3 star rating So, did Stephin Merritt not read the second half of An Untamed State, then? --
  • 2 star rating I dunno, I wouldn't really call Stephin Merritt up and ask him to review some books, but that's just me. --
  • 5 star rating He is bad --
  • 3 star rating "This too shall pass, so raise your glass to change and chance." -Stephin Merritt. <3 --
  • 3 star rating Enjoying Strange Powers, the Stephin Merritt documentary. There should be more of him. --
  • 3 star rating Tries to make a playlist but every song is from one of stephin merritt's various projects --
  • 3 star rating This is terrible I hope it s a hit that makes Stephin Merritt money to make up for it --
  • 5 star rating Cheer up, Stephin Merritt --
  • 5 star rating Yo cuando estoy aburrido le mando un mail a Claudia Gonson proponiéndole cualquier cosa a Stephin Merritt que ya sé que ni de coña --
  • 3 star rating A voz do stephin merritt parece que entra no ouvido e sacode o teu cerebro --
  • 3 star rating Ultimate life goal: develop a persona similar to that of daniel handler and stephin merritt --
  • 3 star rating I need a version of "Give Me Back My Dreams" with Stephin Merritt singing. --
  • 3 star rating Anyway, is that Stephin Merritt in that new Netflix show Wet Hot American Summer?!?!?!? --
  • 1 star rating By the way; Ems if you are reading this, you're as awesome as Stephin Merritt and folks a.k.a The Magnet Fields --
  • 2 star rating "Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt And The Magnetic Fields" (2010) is an in-depth movie (B) <nw5w8x> --
  • 1 star rating Can't stop thinking about how Stephin Merritt rhymes 'you were in it' with 'infinite' and it makes me so happy. --
  • 5 star rating Lou Reed I love you. Thank you Stephin Merritt. Words are all there ever should be for perfection in life <3 <3 --
  • 5 star rating Perfect pop songs: -velvet underground sweet jane -notorious b.i.g. juicy -stephin merritt cover of robyn's call your girlfriend** --
  • 3 star rating Wish I'd found Stephin Merritt's music about 20yrs ago. Yet another thing to thank my wife for. --
  • 5 star rating You've gotta be a special kind of songwriter to get away with using "unfurl." You've gotta be Stephin Merritt or Colin Meloy or no one else. --
  • 5 star rating I love you stephin merritt --
  • 2 star rating "Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt And The Magnetic Fields" (2010) is a coherent movie (B) <o1bh82> --
  • 2 star rating Stephin Merritt har förstört (låt)texter för mig. I princip alla andra känns som misslyckade försök. --
  • 5 star rating Stephin Merritt Scott Fagan Scott Stephin 3 --
  • 5 star rating Me gustaría poder cantar como Stephin Merritt. --
  • 3 star rating Stephin merritt has no opinions on slur reclamation but he can t deny a good rhyme --
  • 5 star rating 50 añazos cumple Stephin Merritt. --
  • 1 star rating When we kiss it feels like a flying saucer landing curso avanzado de ironía, romanticismo y lol, por Stephin Merritt. --
  • 3 star rating Today's Eartha Kitt, Chris Montez, William Hart, Stephin Merritt, Andy Rourke, Carlos Johnson --
  • 3 star rating Un dia como hoy en 1966: Stephin Merritt, cantante estadounidense (The Magnetic Fields). --
  • 1 star rating HAPPY PA3 ... Stephin Merritt (50), Shabba Ranks (50), Richard Hawley (49), Kid Rock (45), Lil Jon (45), Calvin Harris (32) --
  • 2 star rating Sometime I should compile a list of Stephin Merritt songs that read exactly like Sprginsteen songs. --
  • 5 star rating Still in love with Stephin Merritt, still mad I lost all my videos from when I saw him. this is the shit that keeps me up at night. --

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