Never be ashamed of having a crush on Stephen Merchant I'm a crusher
British writer, director, and comic actor (Famous from The Office)
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Stephen Merchant is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Stephen Merchant
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Am I the only one who thinks he is cute in a strange kind way. -- Felix Macro Snowmew
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Stephen Merchant makes me laugh so much hahahaha -- Lorette
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The episode of Modern Family where the family stay in the hotel in Las Vegas is brilliant. especially cause it has Stephen Merchant in it -- Mairéad
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Stephen Merchant with stubble is love too -- invisible blowjobs
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Not entirely convinced Per Mertesacker isn t Stephen Merchant. -- paris byrd
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Who likes Stephen Merchant really? -- hevcicero
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Best Ice buckets so far:
5. Mourinho
4. Stephen Merchant
3. Joss Whedon
2. Cumberbatch
1. Emma Willis -- Maximum Peter
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I saw a bloke on the train who looked just like Stephen Merchant but was about 6 foot 4. So, like a really really small -- Ben Green
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Watching An Idiot Abroad he is still bae -- Ashleigh Alaway♛
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Holy fuck stephen merchant is tall -- Daniel Archer
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I would climb stephen merchant like the tree that he is -- gaudio of the galaxy
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My only goal in life is to become friends with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. -- Caroline
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The mere sight of Stephen Merchant playing George Washington on last nights Drunk History made me laugh so hard I spit out my hummus. -- Brighid
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He is better than Ricky Gervais in Extras -- Joe McDonald
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is absolutely brilliant. As are Stephen Merchant and David Cross. That is all. -- John Richard
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Have I got More News for You is fine as well! Who is the host? STEPHEN MERCHANT! -- Lynz
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Stephen Merchant in all your fave shows. And if Steve is already in your show, have him replace the female lead or Karl. -- Ashley Elizabeth
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Stephen merchant's portrayal of george washington on the philadelphia episode of is everything i've ever wanted -- monica
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Tonights Drunk History is about the revolutionary war and he is in it im too pumped -- L
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Am I the only one who finds Stephen Merchant really hot??? I don't know why but he just does it for me -- Tabatha Roy
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Stephen Merchant. That is all. -- Betsy Apple
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I really fancy Stephen Merchant n I'm sorry idk what's wrong with me.. -- #1 loser
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Booted up Portal 2 again. Wheatley is voiced by Stephen Merchant. Knew his voice sounded familiar. -- Christina Lafferty
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Stephen Merchant really does look like a live action Wallace & Gromit character. Was he an inspiration, I wonder. -- Defiantly Not Naked
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The Cadillac ad starring he is a brilliant integration of his show, Hello Ladies. Excellent marketing. -- Stephen A. LaRose
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The Stephen Merchant Cadillac commercial is my favorite thing on TV right now. -- Dieter Kurtenbach
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He is doing Cadillac ads now? -- Braineater Supreme
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So amused over the fact that Stephen Merchant does a voice for the game 'Portal 2' -- Eleanor
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Listening to Stephen Merchant on Real Time is infinitely better if you imagine it s Wheately speaking. -- Nerd Jokes
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Stephen Merchant (eng. Sprecher von Wheatley) ist auch so asdfghjkl. -- mary.
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So, are we all making the 'Old Rope literally brought the roof down' joke? Great night despite that. And hello, surprise Stephen Merchant! -- Laura Sorensen
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I'M LAUGHING SO HARD i haven't had feels like this since stephen merchant sans the bad fan fiction -- kyra is having feels
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Wait, why on earth is Stephen Merchant in a Cadillac ad? -- Research Rants
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Whatever the question is, he is always the answer. ;-) -- Stephanie B
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I have such a crush on stephen merchant -- lyl
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Do most people even know who he is in that Cadillac commercial? -- Jeremy Burns
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I just remembered he is 6'7"
wheezes and sweats nervously -- Jodi Carmine
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STEPHEN MERCHANT IS IN THIS EPISODE OF MODERN FAMILY! OH MY SHIT!!! -- Jiminy Jangus
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Shared a lift with (I know, who hasn't) but Stephen Merchant's Dad is über cool! -- Geoff Boyle
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OMG Stephen Merchant staat 22 oktober gewoon in TivoliVredenburg dat is echt gaaaaaaaf -- Dion
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Is it just me or does Jurgen Klopp have a look of Stephen Merchant about him? -- Fabozzi Faris
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This Stephen merchant series is cracking me up tonight -- Blacksmith
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Why is Stephen Merchant rocking up -- Craig Wilson
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Is that Stephen Merchant in a Cadillac commercial? Huh. -- Shoy
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Not only is there an awkward sequence, but it's also tremendously plausible that NBC didn't want dudes appearing to eye Stephen Merchant. -- Klout Nomi
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"Stephen Merchant! Hilarious creator of The British Office, which, in my opinion, is far superior to the American knock off."-No Eagles fan -- Chip Chantry
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Hey Cadillac, white flag is waved. We ve all seen the Stephen Merchant commercial 8,027 times. -- Mark Rinehart
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This Stephen Merchant Cadillac commercial is the new J-Lo Fiat commercial from 2011. Getting old really quickly. -- Adam Reiter
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He is hilarious to me -- Dan
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That cadillac commercial doesn't make sense because if stephen merchant were walking down the street I really would be ogling him. -- Lilly Richard
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