Stephen Malkmus

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  • 4 star rating He is playing the Riverside! Imagine seeing range life live... --
  • 1 star rating "Date With Ikea is the best Pavement song. It s also not a Stephen Malkmus song, which is probably why I like it. --
  • 5 star rating Stephen Malkmus RTing a rando's Pavement diss and Martellus Bennett's "Go upstairs and practice your trombone" comment is GOAT level. --
  • 3 star rating Free Taco Bell for lunch and Stephen Malkmus on the radio. Everything is coming up Millhouse today! --
  • 1 star rating Crying in the vegan pizza place bc you re afraid you re going to be late for the stephen malkmus show is the mood for summer 18 --
  • 1 star rating Stephen Malkmus' self-titled album is pretty great rainy day listening if you want something nostalgic but not gloomy. <3 --
  • 5 star rating The GARDEN STATE diss on the new Spoon is the best indie-rock ether moment since Stephen Malkmus burnt Billy Corgan to the ground. --
  • 3 star rating Let's pray that that account is actually Stephen Malkmus though it definitely isn't xo --
  • 3 star rating I wonder if stephen malkmus is ever gonna notice me calling him dad on comment dot com --
  • 4 star rating 'Condescending Stephen Malkmus' is my favorite meme --
  • 2 star rating I read The Corrections but all I can remember is that someone had dinner with Stephen Malkmus or something --
  • 1 star rating I've got a pretty good archive of thank you notes going so far - top 3: Matt Groening, Stephen Malkmus & Michelle Obama! --
  • 1 star rating Not so many degrees of separation: Spotify says Heatmiser (Elliott Smith's first band) is similar to Stephen Malkmus. Why not? --
  • 3 star rating A good voice isn't so important. It s more important to sound really unique. ~Stephen Malkmus --
  • 4 star rating Is PIG LIB the best non-Pavement Stephen Malkmus record? --
  • 4 star rating This song Lariat by Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks is pretty good --
  • 3 star rating I really want to see Stephen Malkmus covering "Remedy" is that possible rn --
  • 5 star rating Stephen malkmus is covering the black crowes? Idk --
  • 3 star rating Is Stephen Malkmus covering Black Crowes at It's funny you should ask... --
  • 1 star rating My teen self dying being this close to Stephen Malkmus...but he s looking at his phone on stage. Plus post-Pavement! --
  • 5 star rating I love Pavement but it sounds like he is phoning it in --
  • 2 star rating "Who was it that said the world is my oyster? I feel like a nympho stuck in a cloister. - Stephen Malkmus --
  • 4 star rating Ellis: is this some reggae? Rosie: this is Stephen malkmus --
  • 1 star rating []: Stephen Malkmus on "Lariat" calling the '80s "the A-D-Ds" is one of my favorite lyrical moments of the year. --
  • 5 star rating The library is a music-obsessed, broke person's dream. today's picks: parquet courts, stephen malkmus, mac demarco, and cloud nothings --
  • 5 star rating He is probably the coolest musician of the 90s --
  • 2 star rating Stephen Malkmus Superstar, Act One, Scene One, Lights up on Spiral Stairs. "My mind is clearer now..." --
  • 5 star rating O primeiro disco que eu baixei esse ano foi esse do stephen malkmus & the jinks, ouvi só por cima e agora to ouvindo de novo. que disco! --
  • 3 star rating "...and we're counting up the instants that we saved, tired nation so depraved..." Stephen Malkmus --
  • 5 star rating He is a real 10/10 --
  • 3 star rating I wonder if Draymond Green knows how lucky he is to be one of the 37 people he is following. --
  • 1 star rating The Bucks should claim Josh Smith and rehire Scott Skiles so Stephen Malkmus has more material for his next album. --
  • 4 star rating At Noodles and Company. They're playing Stephen Malkmus. That is all. --
  • 5 star rating Okay, no really. i am in love with stephen malkmus. or maybe just his voice. i do not know. --
  • 5 star rating Stephen Malkmus And The Jicks - Senator (4:25) --
  • 5 star rating Rosemarie dewitt = stephen malkmus --
  • 3 star rating 5:09pm Cinnamon and Lesbians by Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks from Wig Out at Jagbags --
  • 3 star rating Smdh at my teen-self who thought stephen malkmus was too hard on billy corgan. --
  • 5 star rating Stick Figures in Love by Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks from Mirror Traffic --
  • 5 star rating J Smoov de Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks. ESO --
  • 5 star rating "... Pavement were afraid of success. Stephen Malkmus refuted this, attributing the stylistic shift to excessive marijuana consumption." --
  • 5 star rating Stephen Malkmus - Jenny and the Ess-Dog --
  • 2 star rating Due to my poor skills in explanation my dad now thinks Stephen Malkmus and Eric Ayotte are the same person. --
  • 5 star rating 28.12. 10:17 Uhr: Stephen Malkmus "Phantasies" --
  • 5 star rating 2014 5 Real Estate - Atlas Ought - More Than Any Other Day Beck - Morning Phase Cheatahs - Cheatahs Stephen Malkmus - Wig Out at Jagbags --
  • 2 star rating @ 20:28:57 ET: "No One Is (As I Are Be)" by Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks from "Mirror Traffic" (2011) --
  • 5 star rating Stephen Malkmus - Church on White --
  • 4 star rating Stephen Malkmus & Lee Ranaldo - Can't Leave Her Behind --
  • 5 star rating A voice coach could teach me to sing, he couldn t teach me to love. ~ Stephen Malkmus --

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