Stannis Baratheon

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• Watching Goal! and he is high as fuck signing up Mexican footballers and shit. -- Ryan Bamsey
• Damn he is too fuckin epic sometimes! >_< -- Elijah Jason Li
• So who should sit on the Iron Throne? The one true king of Westoros Stannis Baratheon -- LETS JACK
• I'm also putting "Stannis Baratheon impersonator" on it. What is life. -- Monsieur Antichrist
• He is a b**** . -- nisha ♛
• Just seen a picture of Stannis Baratheon and the caption, "The night is dark and full of ballin' ass niggas." Fuuuck haha. -- Zak
• I'm not so easily killed. Men have been trying for years. -Stannis Baratheon -- Game of Thrones
• Stannis baratheon is not all that. you feel -- star lord
• Nash Grier is a fucking pussy. Get a real hero, like Tom Brady or Stannis Baratheon -- HELP TB12 OR RIOT
• He is just the coolest cunt going!! -- Tywin LanniSpeer
• Alfred Lambert from "The Corrections" is basically Stannis Baratheon. -- Tom Barrabi
• Had a nightmare last night with all the biggies: accidental infant injury, cats being mean to me, and Stannis Baratheon -- Spook-way Spook-y
• Stannis Baratheon's access to global capital is hooked up by a man named DAVOS. -- Flynkenstein Monster
• I once had a picture of stannis baratheon standing over a map of westeros and it says what is this? a kingdom for ants and now i lost it -- Teen Khaleesi
• He is the one true king of -- Julie M.
• Someone needs to tell Stannis Baratheon that strange women distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- Sara Renee
• Sweet Lord above when does Stannis Baratheon DIE ALREADY LIKE DUDE IM SO SICK OF YOU AND MELISANDRE UGH -- AGJ
• He isn't a nice guy but who else is doing something about the White Walkers -- At least, be human
• Fun fact: he is the father of Tom Riddle. -- Megan Talarski
• David Cunliffe is the Davos Seaworth to Andrew Little's Stannis Baratheon -- Ian Witham
• "Qual a sua Crush?'' Stannis Baratheon -- Rachel Baratheon
• No but seriously, why is Stannis Baratheon so pussy whipped? -- Raya
• Realizing the same actor that plays he is also Harry Vardon in Greatest Game Ever Played has thrown me for a big loop. -- Stuck
• Stannis baratheon is literal trash tho -- Alex Jabbour
• "But this is Stannis Baratheon. I'd have a better chance seducing his horse." -- Bolin Smith
• I am so sick and tired of Stannis Baratheon and his little entitled tantrums -- Jennie
• TIL that young Tom Riddle in Half Blood Prince is the son of Stannis Baratheon in Game of Thrones. -- Kanye Facts
• EVERYONE AT THE IS WRONG, STANNIS BARATHEON IS THE RIGHTFUL KING OF WESTEROS BY EVERY LAW THEY HAVE. DANAERYS HAS NO CLAIM! -- Nick McSpadden
• Stannis baratheon is such a wasteman -- anime dad
• Stannis baratheon/mick mcgratty is definetely my weird crush -- Brian Gray
• "When you see the truth, right there in front of you, as real as these iron bars, how can you deny her God is real?" -Stannis Baratheon -- GameOfThrones Quotes
• STANNIS BARATHEON IS THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS -- AngryGoTFan
• Is that Stannis Baratheon in that Game of War commercial? -- LLAP
• STANNIS BARATHEON IS NOT AZOR AHAI AND MELISSANDRE IS NOT FROM ASHAI -- Enlightened Titan
• Himself so full that hed died eating a boar, stuffing himself so full that hed smithed for Stannis Baratheon, who had pinned it on the end -- brubru
• How many people know who he is? -- Sansa Stark
• I really am team stannis baratheon. Sorry everyone -- Josh Brown
• I've only just realised that he is also Leonard Woolf -- Darcey Buttell
• He is the guy you hate but begrudgingly respect. He could work on his manners though. -- NOW TV
• Stannis Baratheon like "Joffrey is an inbred bastard pass it on" -- Angie Shumway
• Can Stannis Baratheon die already?!? I mean he is a fickle, easily manipulated idiot!!! -- Amber
• Favourite games of thrones character? Mine is Stannis Baratheon. -- Joseph Barrett
• There's a guy who looks dead on like Stannis Baratheon at ihop. Kinda wanna ask him if he really believes in the Lord of light -- Tess Heywood
• Friendly reminder that Stannis Baratheon, The Lord of Dragonstone, is the true and rightful king of Westeros. -- Luxury Problems
• He isn't dead he isn't dead he isn't dead he isn't dead Stannis Barathe -- lauren greyjoy
• He is a badass. -- Steve
• Stannis baratheon is the best dad ever i'm crying rn -- juliette
• "Rainha sem dragão, não dá não. Vote Stannis Baratheon". Slogan q só o namorado é capaz de proferir enquanto vemos GoT. -- Amanda Ourofino
• He is like the Martin O'Malley of the Seven Kingdoms -- Chandler Dean
• If I was a Stannis Baratheon type then I would say taking the L train out of commission is a just punishment for living in Wburg. -- Drew Grant

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