Spoon

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• So weird how we park on a driveway but I've just eaten a bag of flour with a spoon. -- Jazmasta
• Josh is spoon xutttteeee -- Caitlin
• ...meanwhile the Big Boss of the office is wandering through the halls eating peanut butter off a spoon. I just. -- Moosetress Jizz
• No food in my house so looks like eating nutella with a spoon is the motive -- Rand
• Last weekend put me off, too much 'Irvine out' stuff for me. Blokes been given a spoon for a sword fight so far. Needs half a chance -- Ashley Burtoft
• Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl. -- Mark Wahlberg
• Beating your child with a switch, belt, wooden spoon, etc... is NOT a cultural issue. Ignorance crosses ALL ethnic and socio-economic lines. -- Karen J Larson
• Mary Berry is such a rusty spoon -- Bruce Wayne
• Confusion is when u steal a meat from ur mum's pot and forgot where the spoon was, either it was on the pot or inside the pot -- AdÉjobi mobolaji
• "All Girl" Mini spoon pendant. So cute! -- Voices for Heroes
• Siri is awesome -- Justin Spoon
• In the UK we were born with a silver spoon in our mouths.The promise is of a golden one.The danger is, it will actually be wooden -- Martin Williams
• When my fork or spoon can't get what ever is left on my plate, I use my finger to scoop it all up.. I have a food problem. -- Queen Bones
• "do you ever remember the transition from spoon to fork?" "i had the option, THE OPTION" "it was so beautiful, the fork" -- Jordan
• Miss my taurus sista macG.. stayed arguing. Over paper towels. Notebook paper. A plastic fork/spoon. Bruuhh.. the list is so unecessary. -- You Sleep ASF
• This dude is legit walking around with half a watermelon and a spoon and just loving life -- Hailey Rumsey ❥
• Eating mango chutney with a spoon is a bit weird isn't it... -- Hanz
• Oh what are we five now Dean, and how is he getting that when I said I dont spoon? -- Sammy
• Flu Spoon, they left you standing alone, so I licked off the frosting, now I'm sick going home -- @chickaboombangcrash
• My spoon is too big -- shoc..kor.w..ave....
• Don't try to bend the spoon. There is no spoon. Once you realize that truth, then you'll see it's not the spoon that bends, but yourself. -- Katrina Tagum ♕
• When is the spoon spanking husband on? Cause it's not on today! -- amanda
• The thing to do tonight is Cymbals Eat Guitars at Turner Hall and then sprint to the Riverside for Spoon. -- Spencer Rose
• The world is not your mother, nothing is spoon-fed. DECIDE what you want, DEVOUR the ones in your way. -- Keith McConville
• I'm trying to eat a screwball in the bath w no spoon it is proving very difficult -- jade
• So until spoon out per algebra problems: pnIl -- PatersonRamacey
• I love Lloyd on Corrie, but this storyline with Neil and the woman who looks like Mrs Spoon from Button Moon, is a load of arse. -- Katie Tracey
• Relationship status: my cell phone is the little spoon. -- Irene Willen
• Requesting tall handsome man to be big spoon so I can take stoned nap before work -- ☯ pizzaslut ☯
• What is the definition between discipline ans child abuse? My mom use to beat my ass with a big metal cooking spoon. That was discipline. -- Mr. B
• It is very well known, he who eats with the devil must have a very big spoon -- Brandi Payne
• Peanutbutter is best by the spoon full -- Katie Rodd
• Ngl I really wish I had someone to spoon me all the time -- laureη
• The world is not your mother, nothing is spoon-fed. DECIDE what you want, DEVOUR the ones in your way. -- The Alpha Movement
• Also louis knows Harrys curls or his smell bc he is the big spoon and Harry is the little spoon amen -- sweet pea steff
• Chipotle being able to get away with charging $2 for a spoon of guacamole is the worst part of capitalism. -- The Gay Burn Book
• I just bought a pocket knife with a spoon and fork I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!! -- gret
• Agr é só fé -- Raafa Morel
• Really boring seeing Mullins hot pots winning egg & spoon races up until the spring festivals,least on the flat they take each on -- jonathan pack
• In a sushi coma while kayla is continuing to spoon feed me like a baby -- Tanner Compton
• Eating fufu with a spoon is the best -- ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
• Fics where harry is the big spoon just don't feel right anymore -- siana
• So you're still spoon feeding yourself that bs -- Ryean
• This is where you retards say Bradykill. -- I hate your face
• Best part about being home for Christmas: when mom bakes, you get to lick the spoon -- Morgan Drish
• Kaitlin: dude spoon me really fast What lmao -- sarah☽
• This cookie dough is so thick, it broke a wooden spoon and the mixer... -- Kayce Landreth
• Spoon of frosting is always good lol. -- ••mmmariyahhhh••
• All I want in life is to spoon with harry that's all I want das all -- Paula
• When my 3 yr old is the big spoon>> -- mary

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