Spike Jones

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American musician and band leader
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Spike Jones is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

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  • 1 star rating Thanks to you my kids are now obsessed with Spike Jones' Cocktails for Two.No really...thanks!It's so much fun! --
  • 5 star rating Spike Jones...so good! --
  • 3 star rating Finally get to watch Spike Jones' Her. I plan on this being pretty fantastic. --
  • 4 star rating He isn't his real name, of course. It's ''Spichael Joneson''. --
  • 1 star rating Is it just me, or does anyone else want to do nothing but watch Jimmy lip sync to Spike Jones all day? That was awesome!!! --
  • 1 star rating - Any restaurant that professes to being a fan of he is one I gotta try. Let's have a drink. <Clink clink!> --
  • 3 star rating Last night you lip Sinced Spike Jones. In "700 Sundays" so did Billy Crystal --
  • 3 star rating Really, maybe because I like Spike Jones and never hear it anywhere, I will admit I liked it. --
  • 5 star rating loved "cocktails for two" he is under appreciated! --
  • 5 star rating use to listen to spike jones w/my grandparents love love loved this!!! Seriously Jimmy You ROCK every show!!!! --
  • 1 star rating Really liked the Spike Jones song! My father used to play me that song when I was a kid! Talk about a flashback! --
  • 5 star rating love the lipsync! I grew up with and have original Spike Jones lp! So fun --
  • 1 star rating The very fact that is lip syncing the legendary comedian Spike Jones just made him the reigning king of late night! --
  • 3 star rating Spike Jones? I wonder if anyone else besides you and me know who he is!!! That was awesome! --
  • 3 star rating I think the better question is: what COULDN'T Spike Jones have done with a banana piano --
  • 3 star rating Do The White Thing could be a new Spike Jones movie, with the single being White The Power by W.A. --
  • 5 star rating SPIKE JONES IS LEGEND --
  • 1 star rating The interesting thing about Shanghai is that it looks a lot like what Los Angeles looked like in Spike Jones's film Her --
  • 3 star rating Beautiful film. Wonderful themes and cinematography. Very well done, Spike Jones --
  • 5 star rating Spike Jones made a movie about 'Siri' and it is called 'Her' now everytime I think 'Siri' a picture of Scarlett Johansson comes to mind --
  • 3 star rating That Delta cute suitcase commercial is such a harsh rip off of Spike Jones amazing Ikea commercial. --
  • 3 star rating A Favorite Christmas Song All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones --
  • 3 star rating This update is so strange like it's giving such futuristic-spike jones vibes --
  • 5 star rating DJchantilly is playing Spike Jones - You Always Hurt The One You Love --
  • 1 star rating OMFG, the All I Want For Christmas cover by he is just terrifying.. Why is that a song, this is a song I'll hear in a nightmare.. --
  • 4 star rating Michael bolen treatment x spike jones dropping next week --
  • 5 star rating Beck is to music what he is to movies. --
  • 1 star rating I'm listening to Arcade Fire while reading about Spike Jones and Siri won't be my girlfriend so I'm going to be alone forever --
  • 3 star rating All I Want For Christmas(Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers --
  • 4 star rating Her is so beautiful. Thank you spike jones. Thank you. --
  • 4 star rating "The past is just a story we tell ourselves." Spike Jones, Her --
  • 4 star rating "The past is just a story we tell ourselves." ~Spike Jones, Her --
  • 5 star rating I love spike jones. He is truly amazing. --
  • 5 star rating I can't believe i just found spike jones on vinyl O__O pancake is extremely attentive, she's probably thinking "what is this lunacy?" --
  • 4 star rating All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - SPIKE JONES --
  • 5 star rating Serenade to a jerk / strictly for music lovers by spike jones & his city slickers. --
  • 4 star rating Listening to - Spike Jones ~~ That Old Black Magic --
  • 5 star rating Spike Jones - Power House --
  • 5 star rating Do you remember Love for Sale - Spike Jones & His City Slickers? WSKIDRadio does... --
  • 3 star rating I'm glad I can Google knicks meme when I forget Spike Jones' name in conversation --
  • 1 star rating Pls tell me i wouldnt be obsessed with microbrews and like...spike jones's Her. I dont wanna be that kinda guy --
  • 5 star rating Fuck that im "the next spike jones" --
  • 1 star rating The Spike Jones Orchestra . --
  • 4 star rating Now playing Spike Jones New Band - Harlem Nocturne on ThePenthouse.fm --
  • 1 star rating Looking to start a Spike Jones and His City Slickers type band. I've got all of the noise makers, just need music. --
  • 5 star rating "Powerhouse", Spike Jones. --
  • 4 star rating .... am I the only one my age who listens to Spike Jones......? --
  • 3 star rating "Jeez I used to like a lotta dumb music. Spike Jones? Talk about stupid." - grandpa --
  • 5 star rating Is just sitting here thinking about spike jones --
  • 5 star rating Spike Jones at the bar --

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