Smush Parker

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Professional basketball player (Famous from Los Angeles Lakers)
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Smush Parker is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating CSI is former school for Pierre Jackson, Carrick Felix and Smush Parker. --
  • 1 star rating Bringing in Scott Elbert in a playoffs game is like bringing in Smush Parker in to take a GWS in the NBA Finals. --
  • 3 star rating If we go 41-41, just at least let's hope we get to see, he is my point guard, Kobe --
  • 5 star rating You cant really blame Kobe for being a ballhog. After playing with Luke Walton, Smush Parker and Kwame Brown I'd be used to not passing too. --
  • 5 star rating you set it so all your starters each play 40 minutes, sim till the trade deadline and then 2k has Smush parker as your starting PF --
  • 2 star rating make your team better. Or is he not a team player? HOW CAN YOU SMUSH PARKER BETTER??? Answer that --
  • 4 star rating So hoe smush Parker make Lakers in 06-07 season lol??? --
  • 5 star rating all we need now is Smush Parker back lol --
  • 3 star rating I'm smush parker Im Greg Oden Im Kwame Brown Flirting is a sport and I'm Kobe Bryant --
  • 3 star rating Im Smush Parker I m Darius Miles Im Kwame Brown Flirting is a sport and I m Kobe Bryant --
  • 2 star rating Funny part is that this isn't even the worst lakers team Kobe had.....Remeber Smush Parker and Kwame Brown? --
  • 4 star rating Who is the greatest Laker of All-Time??? Smush Parker --
  • 4 star rating in rap life. in real life ur neighbor is Smush Parker --
  • 5 star rating . and he is no Kobe. Your point sir? --
  • 5 star rating Is smush parker a better Pg then John wall? --
  • 3 star rating those teams were trash man smush Parker n kwame brown like really that's torture lol --
  • 5 star rating where is my boy Smush Parker lol boiiii --
  • 5 star rating So why I chose the Lakers as my eight seed? Kobe once had a guy named Smush Parker and Kwame as a starter for 2 years and made the playoffs --
  • 5 star rating I look like lebron but I'm really smush Parker --
  • 3 star rating So looking forward to the Kobe doc in 2030. 'Do you think he was nice?' Smush Parker: Well....? --
  • 3 star rating Kobe is playing with a more mediocre team than when Smush Parker started for us with Kwame Brown --
  • 5 star rating Smush Parker really a greater Laker than Dlo --
  • 3 star rating Which is better, the kwami brown smush Parker lakers? Or the olidipo OKC?!? --
  • 5 star rating Ronnie Price is the equivalent of Smush Parker --
  • 4 star rating Is this Laker roster worse than the Smush Parker days? --
  • 5 star rating I wonder what he is doin --
  • 3 star rating He is the reason niggas like me thought there was chance I could make it to the league --
  • 1 star rating Jeremy Lin is terrible... Why do the lakers keep getting these guards with no heart like Steve Blake, Smush Parker, Sasha V etc. --
  • 4 star rating Bench Nick Young for the game, he is playing like Smush Parker... --
  • 1 star rating Jeremy Lin is the only athlete to ever make me more mad than Smush Parker. Nigga stays running 1 on 5 fast breaks. --
  • 1 star rating Chris Mihm, Kwame Brown, Smush Parker, Lamar Odom, Kobe Bryant. Only one of those guys is still in the league today. Amazing. --
  • 4 star rating Boobie Gibson isn't better than Delly? Smush Parker? Bimbo Coles? --
  • 5 star rating He is the greatest Laker of all-time --
  • 3 star rating I would be so tight if Luke Walton or Kwame Brown or Smush Parker ever followed me --
  • 5 star rating Mitch is responsible for players like. Smush Parker, samalki walker, JLin, the list goes on if sorry ass players he's tried to put with bean --
  • 3 star rating Rondo dumb AF.. He gonna be the next Smush Parker.... Who is Smush Parker? ...... Exactly --
  • 5 star rating ASAP Ant is the Smush Parker of the ASAP Mob --
  • 3 star rating God this is worse than the Smush Parker and Kwame Brown days. By a wide margin too. --
  • 2 star rating Barbershop discussion:"these guys try to hard...we need some guys that don't try. Where is Smush Parker?" --
  • 5 star rating Smush Parker was so weak --
  • 5 star rating Is it possible to hire Smush Parker to sing happy birthday to me in an Australian accent when I turn 22? If not the Internet has failed me. --
  • 2 star rating What Memphis Bleek is to Jay-Z and what Cory Gunz is to Wayne, is what Smush Parker was to Kobe Bryant. --
  • 5 star rating Question were is smush parker --
  • 4 star rating Is the Smush Parker laker team worse than this one? --
  • 1 star rating Somewhere SMUSH PARKER is watching & saying 2 himself "If that Dellavedova kid can score 5 pts, I could STAR 4 HAHAHAHA --
  • 3 star rating Me trying to help Dame with third shift is like Smush Parker trying to help Kobe in the playoffs. --
  • 5 star rating Man this is probably the worst year I have ever endured as a Laker fan. And I thought the Kwame brown and smush Parker era was bad. Smh --
  • 2 star rating At the end of the day, We're all kobe bryants in the sports betting game. Marcus is our smush parker. --
  • 1 star rating Brees is about to be out there looking like kobe. they got me out here throwing to smush parker. -drew brees LMAO --
  • 1 star rating I don't think it's fair that the all time leading scorer duo in a single game is Kobe and Smush Parker.....SMUSH ONLY HAD 13 --

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