Simon Van Kempen

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American, TV Personality (Famous from The Real Housewives of New York City)
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3 star rating
Rated by 26 man-crushers
  • 3 star rating WTF??? Simon Van Kempen has a song? This is not good. Can't be good. Loathe him. Ugh... --
  • 5 star rating siri what is a simon van kempen --
  • 3 star rating He reminds me of Simon van Kempen, the creepy Australian husband of Alex McCord on the RHONY --
  • 4 star rating Can you believe he produced Simon van Kempen's single? --
  • 3 star rating Goldstone produced Simon Van Kempen's "I Am Real!! A Bravo connection to the Russia Collusion!! --
  • 3 star rating OH MY GOD "I'd blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpie right now" this episode is already everything --
  • 4 star rating I luv the housewives talking about simon van kempen in 2017 --
  • 3 star rating "I'd blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpee right now" I. AM. SCREAMING. --
  • 3 star rating "I'd blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpee right now" LOLZZZZZ BETHENNY --
  • 2 star rating "Whatever happened to them?," Dorinda asks wistfully about 2 ghosts, Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen --
  • 4 star rating I'd blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpee right now! --
  • 3 star rating "i'd blow simon van kempen for a slurpee right now." let's all stop to ponder this. --
  • 4 star rating "I'd blow Simon van Kempen for a slurpee right now" - Bethenny --
  • 2 star rating Imagine wearing a speedo in public and just willingly drawing a comparison to Simon Van Kempen like that --
  • 2 star rating On a scale of Simon Van Kempen's "I Am Real" to actual queen Erika Jayne, this is a "Chic, C'est La Vie" --
  • 2 star rating Let's not pretend like Simon Van Kempen did not deserve a golden apple on the first few seasons of RHONY --
  • 3 star rating Simon van Kempen is the Piers Morgan of the Real Housewives of New York City --
  • 5 star rating Goodnight to everyone except Simon Van Kempen --
  • 1 star rating Remember when Simon Van Kempen released a single, "I am Real"? No matter what happens in the world, we will always have that --
  • 3 star rating "just because i like clothes, doesn't make me gay!" Simon van Kempen, RHONY, 2008. --
  • 1 star rating They made that grimy unshowered camp counselor look like nicolaj coster-waldau and simon van kempen had a baby --
  • 3 star rating I d blow Simon Van Kempen for a Slurpee right now. - Bethenny Frankel --
  • 3 star rating PK looks like Brooks and speaks like Simon van Kempen. He s also just as sleazy as both of them. --
  • 5 star rating I m gonna comment you!!! - Simon van Kempen --
  • 3 star rating Just sitting here thinking about Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen. The usual. --

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