Simon Neil

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Simon Neil
Scottish, Musician (Famous from Biffy Clyro)
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He was named one of The Most Charming Scottish Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Simon Neil is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Beautiful Man. Smile. Eyes n Lashes, Wiggly Bum, Charisma, Tatts, Naughtiness. I want him badly ... --
  • 5 star rating I'm so in love with Simon Neil it's stupid --
  • 5 star rating He is a god --
  • 5 star rating I swear the bar man is Simon Neil --
  • 1 star rating College tomorrow. Get to spend physics with 45 year old women who call each other Will,Jay,Simon,Neil. I'm being serious btw --
  • 5 star rating Simon Neil's voice is a gift to humanity --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucking perfect human being --
  • 4 star rating I will never get over the fact that he isn't mine. --
  • 4 star rating Sorry but he is just the most attractive man on the planet. --
  • 3 star rating So my girlfriend fancies Martyn Woolford and Simon Neil. I have no chance --
  • 3 star rating Watching videos of biffy at T this year actually so good simon neil is insane --
  • 3 star rating To The Bone is literally such a beautiful song, as per Simon Neil doesn't disappoint --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucking great musician --
  • 5 star rating I never see anybody commenting about how fantastic a voice simon neil has and you should really all be commenting about that because it great. --
  • 5 star rating He is playing right back for hearts --
  • 3 star rating I'm actually so attracted to Simon Neil from biffy clyro, he's one handsome man --
  • 5 star rating Simon Neil's voice is amazing --
  • 5 star rating He is god. --
  • 5 star rating He is my hero --
  • 5 star rating He is a beautiful man --
  • 5 star rating Had a dream I sat next to Simon Neil at a festival. And the only thing I thought to ask him was what conditioner he used in his hair. FFS. --
  • 5 star rating He is such a babe --
  • 2 star rating So many men with huge bushy beards around at the mo. It's not attractive even if your name is Simon Neil --
  • 1 star rating My mom still refers to The Inbetweeners as "The Inbetweenies". I wonder which one is her favourite... Simon, Neil, Milo or Jake? --
  • 1 star rating What are you up to this Tom is in Exeter at a Deep Water Soloing comp, Simon & Neil are running a charity event in the Lakes --
  • 3 star rating Fuck, that Radio One Rescore of Drive was really great. Simon Neil's new song is v booful too --
  • 4 star rating He is bae and everyone who disagrees is just in denial --
  • 5 star rating Simon neil is so beautiful i could actually cry --
  • 1 star rating Had a dream I was pals with Simon Neil last night. Real life is never going to be as good as that so I may as well just give up. --
  • 5 star rating I don't even know why i'm so stressed out about my hair maybe it's cause if i meet simon neil again i don't wanna look like an asshole --
  • 4 star rating I cant deal with how beautiful simon neil's accent is <3 --
  • 5 star rating He is my dream man --
  • 3 star rating He is actually the most beautifulest person to grace the world, oh and Johnathan... --
  • 1 star rating I just saw Simon Neil smoking in some interview for the first time and I must admit it looks really weird to me.. --
  • 4 star rating But he met someone who knows simon neil so it's all good --
  • 5 star rating He is SUUUUUCH a babe tho --
  • 5 star rating He is beautiful --
  • 4 star rating All I think about is simon neil like 24/7 and it's becoming a problem --
  • 5 star rating I fancy Simon Neil so much. --
  • 5 star rating No even funny how fuckin hot simon neil is --
  • 5 star rating My French is just pages about my love for Simon Neil --
  • 5 star rating Simon Neil's beard is getting soooo long. --
  • 1 star rating He is here and the only way Gail knew how to respond was to stare from across the foyer going "are you fucking kidding me?" --
  • 5 star rating Simon neil is just --
  • 4 star rating He is the only person who can get away with wearing beige chinos --
  • 5 star rating My loves over the years: age 14: bradley cooper age 15: chris martin age 16: simon neil age 17 (currently): noel fielding I'm so fickle --
  • 5 star rating Pretty sure he is on my bus. --
  • 5 star rating He is an actual god --
  • 5 star rating So Biffy are probably my favourite band right now. I might ask for a 'Simon Neil' at the hairdresser's tomorrow. Not that they'll know him. --
  • 5 star rating He is a God --

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