Simon Amstell

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• "It is like a hug from the inside. It's like love but with none of the bother." - Simon Amstell on morphine -- Will Lovell
• He is touring but he isn't coming to Cardiff?!! -- Manuel Dojuel
• He is in Northampton next year, I need to go! -- RubyTuesday
• There are very few programmes better than can't wait for the new season. Watching one of the best eps since Simon Amstell -- Ollie Silverton
• "I realized that buying another cat isn t going to make me any less lonely. It s just going to give my loneliness a mascot" --Simon Amstell -- Alice Dimassis
• Is every YouTube vlogger with >100K followers a middle-class, safe & much less funny rework of Simon Amstell circa 2005?Or am I missing out? -- Seb Law
• Simon Amstell used to be a tv presenter for Nickelodeon. I remember watching back in the day thinking 'Why is he so angry?' -- Oloni
• My greatest fear is accidentally swiping left if ever Simon Amstell shows up on Tinder. -- Вениамин
• I realized that buying another cat isn t going to make me any less lonely. It s just going to give my loneliness a mascot. Simon Amstell -- Phil Torcivia
• Simon Amstell was so funny on never mind the buzzcocks, -- Jayoleyroleypoley
• Simon Amstell has made a film about a vegan utopia. This is maybe the best thing that has ever happened. -- Amy
• Tempted 2 go see simon amstell in truro by my lonesome bc 98% of the ppl i've asked DON'T EVN KNOW WHO HE IS -- emily
• Simon Amstell's coming to Canterbury in March. Crying all of the happy tears right now, I love him so much -- Charlotte Trueman
• Watching simon amstell stand up, so funny, he needs more shows. -- Zuchini
• Is sitting alone at home with a pizza & marathoning all simon amstell seasons of never mind the buzzcocks an appropriate friday night thing -- stuff & thangs | ⚓
• So glad Buzzcocks is back, Harry Koisser kept his cool but Simon Amstell would of wound him up I think, best host ever -- $$$
• exactly why i love simon amstell with every fiber of my being -- not great, bob!
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks is still not the same without Simon Amstell -- Shannon
• In the wise words of Simon Amstell, "Death is coming." -- Ivan
• He is the best host on this. So funny! :D watching Never Mind The Buzzcocks -- Wendy
• Simon Amstell's ~Do Nothing is a work of art tbh. -- Allison
• Rhod Gilbert is great but I miss Simon Amstell as host of Buzzcocks. -- Reece Hayes
• I wonder what Simon Amstell has been up to. I hope he's doing well. -- Didzsa Strange
• Tb seeing simon Amstell in Libertys in a long black coat n being scared to say hi -- mary
• I love Buzzcocks but it was always so much better with Simon Amstell as the host -- kelsey black
• Rhod Gilbert isn't half as funny as Simon Amstell -- prof. hank gilbride
• Buzzcocks will always be shit, sometimes average at best without Simon Amstell, they need his quick wit. This is yawn. -- dillon colivet
• Just really ent the same with Simon Amstell destroying shit celebs/ musicians -- Jimmy Barnes
• He is a hero -- Louter Jr
• Simon amstell is my favourite comedian now, or on parr with jimmy carr at least -- max
• I think he is my favourite person, what a doll -- Yung Geisha
• Simon amstell is my soulmate we would be great friends -- inês
• Aahhhhh he is playing Glasgow the day before my birthday!? If I could afford rent I'd buy them right now. So much restraint... -- Lauren
• He is fucking brilliant -- Norbert Cleeverhook
• SIMON AMSTELL IS SITTIN NEAR ME -- heisenburg
• The realisation that's Simon Amstell's stand-up is essentially the personification of the part of you that's very self-loathing. -- Emer McHugh
• Is it me or is there a baby. Simon Amstell in there? -- Tunatallulah
• Go watch Simon Amstell s Do Nothing Live . You re very welcome. -- AD
• Simon amstell is such a babe tho -- violent nerd
• Simon amstell is my spiritual animal for this night . -- backpfeifengesicht
• Just walked past Simon Amstell, which for some reason has made me really happy -- Ben Baruch
• Rhod gilbert presenting this series of never mind the buzzcocks is v v funny, verging on simon amstell good -- Ellie Deighton
• Simon amstell is VEGAN -- Kavya
• Normal is invented. The word weird is invented, and used by people who are scared of who they are. - Simon Amstell -- a!
• if your gunna talk about comedy examples like simon amstell is not a good one -- SJMPROMOS
• Looking at repeats of Never Mind the Buzzcocks I really miss Simon Amstell hosting it. -- A Christmassy Phil
• All I want for Christmas is for Simon Amstell to return to Never Mind The Buzzcocks -- SEA BEARD
• is simon amstell on this week? -- Laird Elmski
• I have nobody to see Simon Amstell with... Going to end up being that loner in the theatre -- holly louise
• Simon Amstell's UK comedy tour is call "To Be Free"- one thing it won't be. Is it a tour of irony? -- Patrick Wilde

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