Shane Battier

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American basketball player
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3 star rating
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  • 3 star rating "Pressure is trying to feed your family, make the mortgage. We play a game." - Shane Battier --
  • 1 star rating just as we've had Danny green and Shane battier finals games, I'm expecting and so excited for a dion waiters finals game --
  • 3 star rating So we finally know how Kobe was hitting these shots over Shane Battier. view --
  • 5 star rating Shane Battier 98% of the game, I spent not touching the ball but contributing so fully in the intangible LeBron could do his thing --
  • 4 star rating "Champions are made when no one is looking" Shane Battier - only at view --
  • 1 star rating This Mike Miller cosplay in Cleveland is in really poor taste. It's enough to make Shane Battier turn in his grave. --
  • 3 star rating Only player I really truly HATED was Shane Battier and hell no I would never take him on my team. --
  • 4 star rating Everything will get better when he is head of the Fed. --
  • 4 star rating What is Shane Battier's strangest meal he EVER ate??? Please answer. --
  • 5 star rating Shane battier is at my job --
  • 3 star rating Shane Battier's immediate reaction to almost every circumstance is to fall down. The Duke way. --
  • 4 star rating Oh your favorite player is shane battier? no, it's not --
  • 2 star rating Ran into Shane Battier at The Daily. Had a bit of a limp walking. He also had a turkey sandwich. That is all. --
  • 5 star rating Why do you think shane battier is one of best defenders in the NBA! He could easily shut down the most athletic player in the league --
  • 1 star rating My pops is madd amped he gettin a signed basketball from shane battier lmaooo all he knows is he comes off the bench --
  • 2 star rating Lol I ain't never seen so many charged called in a nba game since Shane battier was on the grizzlies --
  • 5 star rating THESE NIGGAS WANNA BE SHANE BATTIER SO BAD --
  • 2 star rating If Thunder face the Heat, he is gonna have a field day drawing charges in the lane on Westbrookagroo --
  • 2 star rating So David West can muster 27 pts against NeNe/Gooden....but looks like shit when he goes against Shane Battier --
  • 1 star rating Melvin Ejim says he is ready to be a glue guy like DeMarre Carrol, Shane Battier, etc. Defensive chops, rebounding, high IQ. --
  • 4 star rating He is 100 times better than LeBron James at guarding Kevin Durant. --
  • 2 star rating "I don't complain about playing time. My job is to play so well the coach can't sit me"-Shane Battier --
  • 5 star rating Manu Ginobli, Shane Battier, Lebron James, and James Harden are professionals at flopping. They do it very well and never get caught. --
  • 5 star rating He is such a humble person --
  • 5 star rating He is Nicolas Batum's father. --
  • 5 star rating Hope people understand that the heat team is nothing without shane battier and ray allen. Ray allen time and time again with big shots --
  • 1 star rating He is not getting any tick this year. Everybody remembers Ray Allen's shot in game 6 but Battier was 3-4 from deep. --
  • 5 star rating Also FUCK Shane Battier, that dude is a narc --
  • 4 star rating I know this is random but I really don't like Shane Battier --
  • 5 star rating Shane battier looks so salty --
  • 1 star rating Shane Battier better be coming into the game. I know Brooklyn is about to go for a three to win the game. Nothing to lose. --
  • 5 star rating I hate the heat. I love Shane Battier. My heart is torn. --
  • 5 star rating He isn't even looking to shoot the damn ball --
  • 5 star rating SHANE BATTIER IS SO BAD --
  • 4 star rating I respect Shane battier but why is he in the game --
  • 5 star rating He is the worst. --
  • 4 star rating He is a detriment to our race. Get him the hell outta there. --
  • 5 star rating Shane Battier defense is unreal. --
  • 5 star rating I don't understand why Rashard Lewis plays more than Shane Battier. Battier is better in all phases right now and he can guard JJ better. --
  • 4 star rating Shane Battier defense and set 3 is A1 when we need him --
  • 5 star rating Did I really just hear Shane Battier say "We live in America, the greatest country in America"? He really is a dumb motherfucker... --
  • 4 star rating Shane Battier said, "America is the greatest country in America." --
  • 3 star rating Shane Battier said america is the greatest country in america... are you serious? --
  • 4 star rating He's being a dick to shane battier even how dare you --
  • 1 star rating Everyone brushed it off like Shane Battier didn't say "This is America, best country in America" during his interview. --
  • 3 star rating Shane battier dumb ass just said that America is the greatest country in America?? --
  • 3 star rating Shane Battier really just said "This is America. the greatest country in America." --
  • 3 star rating Did Shane battier really say where the greatest country in America... COME ON MAN --
  • 3 star rating He is one of my favorite, if not my favorite, NBA players. Humility wins championships. --
  • 3 star rating So I'm pretty sure Shane Battier just said that America is the greatest country in America --

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