Never be ashamed of having a crush on Shane Battier I'm a crusher
American basketball player
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Shane Battier is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Shane Battier
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Rated by - "Pressure is trying to feed your family, make the mortgage. We play a game." - Shane Battier -- Daniel Labriola
- just as we've had Danny green and Shane battier finals games, I'm expecting and so excited for a dion waiters finals game -- James Franco
- So we finally know how Kobe was hitting these shots over Shane Battier. view -- Drew Garrison
- Shane Battier 98% of the game, I spent not touching the ball but contributing so fully in the intangible LeBron could do his thing -- TPCole/GenVoices.org
- "Champions are made when no one is looking" Shane Battier - only at view -- Dr. Michael Crooke
- This Mike Miller cosplay in Cleveland is in really poor taste. It's enough to make Shane Battier turn in his grave. -- Ben Brown
- Only player I really truly HATED was Shane Battier and hell no I would never take him on my team. -- Marques McCoy
- Everything will get better when he is head of the Fed. -- J. D. Hatings
- What is Shane Battier's strangest meal he EVER ate??? Please answer. -- iDarkHumanii
- Shane battier is at my job -- Tamy Moyano ♡
- Shane Battier's immediate reaction to almost every circumstance is to fall down. The Duke way. -- Stefan Bondy
- Oh your favorite player is shane battier? no, it's not -- Daniel Woodgrayne
- Ran into Shane Battier at The Daily. Had a bit of a limp walking. He also had a turkey sandwich. That is all. -- Isaac Mizrahi
- Why do you think shane battier is one of best defenders in the NBA! He could easily shut down the most athletic player in the league -- antwan duncan
- My pops is madd amped he gettin a signed basketball from shane battier lmaooo all he knows is he comes off the bench -- Ready Rugga
- Lol I ain't never seen so many charged called in a nba game since Shane battier was on the grizzlies -- K.U.S.H™
- THESE NIGGAS WANNA BE SHANE BATTIER SO BAD -- Erik
- If Thunder face the Heat, he is gonna have a field day drawing charges in the lane on Westbrookagroo -- Nickels
- So David West can muster 27 pts against NeNe/Gooden....but looks like shit when he goes against Shane Battier -- Sappy
- Melvin Ejim says he is ready to be a glue guy like DeMarre Carrol, Shane Battier, etc. Defensive chops, rebounding, high IQ. -- Ryan Wolstat
- He is 100 times better than LeBron James at guarding Kevin Durant. -- Alex Kral
- "I don't complain about playing time. My job is to play so well the coach can't sit me"-Shane Battier -- Eric Kinney
- Manu Ginobli, Shane Battier, Lebron James, and James Harden are professionals at flopping. They do it very well and never get caught. -- Benjamin Franklin
- He is such a humble person -- May 24
- He is Nicolas Batum's father. -- Dominique Jackson
- Hope people understand that the heat team is nothing without shane battier and ray allen. Ray allen time and time again with big shots -- King pushhh
- He is not getting any tick this year. Everybody remembers Ray Allen's shot in game 6 but Battier was 3-4 from deep. -- Ben Weston
- Also FUCK Shane Battier, that dude is a narc --
- I know this is random but I really don't like Shane Battier -- Chaz Haymond
- Shane battier looks so salty -- Cheeeda Bob
- Shane Battier better be coming into the game. I know Brooklyn is about to go for a three to win the game. Nothing to lose. -- Bennett Joshua.
- I hate the heat. I love Shane Battier. My heart is torn. -- Emily Waggener
- He isn't even looking to shoot the damn ball -- Martin Childs
- SHANE BATTIER IS SO BAD -- Andrew Robeson
- I respect Shane battier but why is he in the game -- Jrussell
- He is the worst. -- Sugar K
- He is a detriment to our race. Get him the hell outta there. -- 5th Member of Jodeci
- Shane Battier defense is unreal. -- R.I.P. LA Capone
- I don't understand why Rashard Lewis plays more than Shane Battier. Battier is better in all phases right now and he can guard JJ better. -- Brad Eickemeyer
- Shane Battier defense and set 3 is A1 when we need him -- Art Dealer Chic
- Did I really just hear Shane Battier say "We live in America, the greatest country in America"? He really is a dumb motherfucker... -- Dustin ollaG
- Shane Battier said, "America is the greatest country in America." -- Kody Fuller
- Shane Battier said america is the greatest country in america... are you serious? -- Pat
- He's being a dick to shane battier even how dare you -- dananana
- Everyone brushed it off like Shane Battier didn't say "This is America, best country in America" during his interview. -- Cody Bernheisel
- Shane battier dumb ass just said that America is the greatest country in America?? -- Vincent Martins
- Shane Battier really just said "This is America. the greatest country in America." -- TrひstNone
- Did Shane battier really say where the greatest country in America... COME ON MAN -- Giancarlo Reda
- He is one of my favorite, if not my favorite, NBA players. Humility wins championships. -- •
- So I'm pretty sure Shane Battier just said that America is the greatest country in America -- Bobby Trill
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