Senor Wences

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Spanish ventriloquist
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3 star rating
Rated by 48 man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Isn't that how Senor Wences was born? --
  • 3 star rating If u cant handle me at my Shari Lewis, u dont deserve me at my Señor Wences --
  • 1 star rating I didn't discourage. Although I'd rather watch, say, the Senor Wences episode. Or Paul Simon. Or about a hundred others. --
  • 3 star rating Your Gabby-voice sounds just enough like your Señor Wences-voice to make me INSANELY HAPPY! (Si!) --
  • 3 star rating I think in future Roger Goodell should send all player appeals to Senor Wences. --
  • 1 star rating Just discovered if you comment something that references Señor Wences, a SeñorWencesbot will comment you a reply (eventually). --
  • 5 star rating Does Senor Wences still have a fanbase? --
  • 1 star rating Geez Louise, comment autocorrects searches for "Señor Wences" to "Señor Winces". Bigrams are people too, my friend! --
  • 1 star rating Today's Deathiversaries: Deanna Durbin (2013), Robert Armstrong (1973), Benny Hill (1992), Cantinflas (1993), Senor Wences (1999) --
  • 5 star rating I talk with my hands - Señor Wences. --
  • 4 star rating on 1896 Señor Wences, Spanish-American ventriloquist (d. 1999) --
  • 5 star rating Apropos of nothing, does anyone have a short clip of Señor Wences 'S'Alright' schtick? Dunno why it's in my head. I blame the shower --
  • 5 star rating Bishop sheen or señor wences? Go --
  • 3 star rating 1896 Señor Wences, Spanish-American ventriloquist (d. 1999). Happy 119th! --
  • 5 star rating Senor Wences . who he is and why this is funny. --
  • 4 star rating My Señor Wences gag killed with the triplets tonight. --
  • 2 star rating I wish the first person to have found Gideon's head was Senor Wences, this would be a better movie. --
  • 3 star rating Angie says "S'alright" - phrase made famous by Senor Wences. How many of you are old enough...? --
  • 4 star rating Listening to - Senor Wences ~~ Deefeecult For You, Easy For Me --
  • 5 star rating Señor Wences --
  • 1 star rating Season 4 s breaking point & nadir: Pierce s Blackface Señor Wences bit. It s terrible even for the gas leak year. --
  • 2 star rating I just accidentally typed "El Sullivan", but of course that just what Senor Wences used to call him. --
  • 2 star rating BOOM 4/17 BIRTHDAYS Señor Wences, Thornton Wilder, Don Kirshner & Harry Reasoner were born on April 17th --
  • 5 star rating Senor Wences, salvaging the head, put it in a box. At first, those who booked the act resisted; who would relate to a head in a box? --
  • 4 star rating Anyway. And then I taught her the Señor Wences voice --
  • 4 star rating I wonder if Señor Wences ever said "talk to the hand" --
  • 3 star rating How come there is a verified account for Señor Wences? I don't want all those fake accounts --
  • 3 star rating Upon further review, it appears da Bears suffered from the curse of Senor Wences --
  • 5 star rating Trump: Deport Señor Wences! --
  • 5 star rating The immortal ghost of Senor Wences. --
  • 5 star rating Where's Señor Wences when you need him? --
  • 4 star rating I always confuse Good King Wenceslas with Señor Wences. --
  • 1 star rating Fingers crossed that Trump reads the President Zelensky lines of the transcript with a hand puppet and a Señor Wences voice. --
  • 3 star rating What ought to be a national holiday ... Tamale Tuesday ... collides with Senor Wences Wednesday. --
  • 5 star rating Mark my words, my wacky references to Senor Wences, Gene Krupa, and Hudson Terraplanes will eventually attract the hip youth market --
  • 5 star rating Oh man señor wences is screwed --
  • 3 star rating And now a big Rose Garden hand for Señor Wences and Johnny! Come on out here! --
  • 3 star rating It's a blessing that Señor Wences didn't live to see this paranoia about hands and faces --
  • 4 star rating Fun fact: Señor Wences lived to be 103 years old. --
  • 5 star rating Señor Wences! --
  • 3 star rating Modern ASMR content creators are the closest thing our generation has to Señor Wences. --
  • 4 star rating Current faves: 1. Señor Wences 2. Mary Todd Lincoln --
  • 5 star rating "Senor Wences and Evita, out on the town!" --
  • 3 star rating she bought tickets to see Señor Wences do a solo performance of the Vagina Monoloques. --
  • 5 star rating I had to explain Señor Wences to my partner --
  • 4 star rating Smoking a cig on the Muppet show call me señor wences --
  • 4 star rating X-rated Señor Wences...I can see where this is going... --
  • 1 star rating And suddenly spoiler alert Connie Francis bursts into song. Surely there is some place in this saga for Señor Wences. --

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