Scott Aukerman

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American, Comic (Famous from portrayed Theo Brixton, model for Taint Magazine, created and hosts Comedy Death-Ray)
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  • 4 star rating My controversial Scott Aukerman opinion: he is hot. That is all --
  • 5 star rating He is just fascinated by Hot Tub Time Machine 2. --
  • 1 star rating An hour and a half of Scott Aukerman and Cameron Esposito talking to PFT about fanboat repair and southern vigilanteism --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 2 star rating Highlight of nycc: scott aukerman reading a doge meme off of someone's shirt and having no idea what it is --
  • 1 star rating I also got a picture with Scott Aukerman, but my phone is dead so I can't upload it yet. But soon! Soon, my friends! --
  • 3 star rating "Marmaduke was still just semen in his father's balls" - Words of wisdom from Scott Aukerman --
  • 5 star rating Last night's CBB: Scott Aukerman just described Ellie Kemper as "so cute she makes a baby deer look like a pile of shit." Funny and true. --
  • 5 star rating "She's so adorable she makes a baby deer look like a pile of shit" Scott Aukerman about Ellie Kemper Huzzah for Comedy Bang! Bang! --
  • 4 star rating Scott Aukerman & Reggie Watts are Those Niggas. --
  • 5 star rating Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt from Zach Galifianakis, Brad Pitt, Scott Aukerman, Funny Or Die, Between Two Ferns,... --
  • 5 star rating Fuck you, Scott Aukerman. --
  • 5 star rating I love you Scott Aukerman. --
  • 1 star rating I keep laughing thinking about Scott Aukerman making Adam Scott listen to Karmin in the latest U Talkin U2 To Me. --
  • 4 star rating I want to find Scott Aukerman funny but I just don't --
  • 1 star rating I need a supercut of every time Scott Aukerman says "Nasiiim Pedraaad!" in Don Pardo's voice on Comedy Bang Bang --
  • 5 star rating Scott Aukerman's ringtone is him and PFT singing the cantina theme?????? that is the most charming tidbit of information I've ever heard???? --
  • 5 star rating I love how the Bobby Shmurda "about a week ago" meme is conceptually identical to Scott Aukerman's "it's been..." / "been a while" gags --
  • 3 star rating I've never seem Scott Aukerman break character and laugh. That segment was hilarious. --
  • 1 star rating I don't know what the kids are commenting about nowadays. [scott aukerman voice] migos, makonnen, more like mama mia!!! --
  • 5 star rating So Bono was nearly sucked out of a plane and then fell off a bike?? I hope he sends Adam Scott Aukerman those t-shirts before it's too late. --
  • 4 star rating Is Nick Stauskas the younger brother of Scott Aukerman? --
  • 5 star rating I LOVE SCOTT AUKERMAN SO MUCH --
  • 3 star rating Bono needs Adam Scott Aukerman more than ever. He's torn his T-shirt. Podcast for the cure. --
  • 3 star rating Are the Lakers 'Hollywood Nights' jerseys sponsored by Scott Aukerman? --
  • 1 star rating Protip: search comment before commenting your Bono/Final Destination joke and/or alerting Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott. --
  • 3 star rating Am I misremembering or was the taint model from Mr. Show played by Scott Aukerman? --
  • 4 star rating scott aukerman makes everyone uncomfortable the television show --
  • 5 star rating You made me do this, Scott Aukerman! --
  • 5 star rating A CB!B! episode where Scott Aukerman interviews 80's era Bob from Sesame Street except he can't because they're the same person/highlander --
  • 5 star rating And your host Scott Aukerman --
  • 4 star rating Happy thanksgiving! Scott aukerman is a fucking ass hole! --
  • 1 star rating Like everything from the Eric Andre type stuff to the Scott aukerman type stuff. They all started on Mr Show. An HBO series. --
  • 4 star rating God murders us all, when you think about it. - Scott Aukerman --
  • 3 star rating Pretty sure Scott Aukerman the TV talk show host is some kind of normcore vampire --
  • 5 star rating "Do They Know Its Christmas?" covered by various LA comedians like Paul F. Tompkins, Scott Aukerman, Tig Notaro, featuring Weird Al and E... --
  • 1 star rating Scott Aukerman/Tears for Fears/Reggie Watts/Cakeboss(P.F.Tompkins) = the RADDEST Comedy Bang Bang podcast. Thank u Jebus --
  • 3 star rating Tears for Fears picking on Scott Aukerman's rhythmic memory. Fan-freakin-tastic. --
  • 2 star rating Boy do I hope Tears for Fears play along with Scott Aukerman's goofiness on the latest Comedy Bang Bang. --
  • 5 star rating I'm pretty sure this is God's way of telling Adam Scott Aukerman to do another ep --
  • 3 star rating Scott aukerman is terrifying to me. get your unhandsome face off my tv --
  • 2 star rating What is that thing scott aukerman had in his hand? it looked like he was vaping but he lit a thing on fire?? --
  • 3 star rating When the sight of Scott Aukerman makes you feel sad, what even is living --
  • 3 star rating "Super Bass is an anagram for Superb Ass." -Scott Aukerman podcast 325 --
  • 5 star rating I love scott aukerman's podcasts because this best of list has taken 30 goddamn minutes to get to the first entry on the list --
  • 5 star rating This is a Scott Aukerman parody account, right? --
  • 4 star rating Scott Aukerman making fun of The Doors is my Christmas present --
  • 1 star rating Congrats to scott aukerman and paul f. tompkins for their sound effects record being nominated for all the grammys --
  • 5 star rating I'm pretty sure this is God's way of telling Adam Scott Aukerman to do another ep --
  • 4 star rating So cool that you were able to get Scott Aukerman for this season! --

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