Scatman John

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating My real big regret in life is i'll never be able to fuck joan rivers or scatman john --
  • 5 star rating I really dont know .........but i did just listen to Scatman John songs for 2 hours straight... and i thought every single song was g... --
  • 5 star rating New favorite artist is definitely scatman john --
  • 5 star rating He is my hero. --
  • 5 star rating Everything is scatman john --
  • 5 star rating Scatman john is my inspiration --
  • 5 star rating He is a legend. --
  • 5 star rating Scatman john is the goat..... --
  • 5 star rating He is the best --
  • 5 star rating He is for 90's kids ONLY!!! --
  • 4 star rating It is 2014 and there is time for Scatman John jokes --
  • 4 star rating "I want to be a human being, not a human doing." - Scatman John --
  • 2 star rating Is there a more annoying stag medley of 'scatman john, rhythm of the night and no limits by 2 unlimited'? --
  • 4 star rating I met that Scatman John, his breath really stinks. --
  • 5 star rating You know, there's all this 90s nostalgia right now, but we seem to have forgotten that this is the same decade that bred Scatman John. --
  • 4 star rating Scatman john is the illest motherfucker in the game. --
  • 3 star rating He is some lyricist despite his name, some of his lyrics are suprisingly powerful --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 3 star rating First song as I head to work is Scatman John. Something tells me today will be a good day. --
  • 5 star rating He is for 90's kids ONLY!!! --
  • 3 star rating Lunchtime with workmates. Found out Scatman John actually had a stutter, and is also proper dead. --
  • 3 star rating He is awesome. If you want "real" music, if you want "the best" music. --
  • 5 star rating He is a musical genius --
  • 1 star rating "Everybody's talking something very shocking just to keep on blocking what they're feeling inside" - scatman john --
  • 4 star rating So Les Mills music has hit a new low, Playing Scatman John. --
  • 5 star rating He is mah hero --
  • 5 star rating Sat in a really fancy cocktail bar in New York explaining why the only 'jazz' I like is Scatman John. You can take the girl out of Beeston.. --
  • 5 star rating That Nestle jingle undeniably sounds like Love Is All Around Us. That Royal jingle sounds like a song from Scatman John. Ano ba. --
  • 3 star rating Serious question: who's taken over for Scatman John? This is a niche we must fill. --
  • 4 star rating Is loving the fact that my 7 year old son likes Scatman John --
  • 5 star rating "he is dead." Googled it - yes, he's dead. --
  • 5 star rating SCATMAN JOHN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL --
  • 1 star rating Scatman John and Shooby Taylor walk into a bar, the bar is in hell, they are in hell, skeebadeebadoogadogabreefradadoobadee --
  • 5 star rating He is god --
  • 1 star rating Whenever my door is open in college I'm going to be sure only one direction, "white dude", or scatman john is playing. --
  • 5 star rating I love scatman john so much im having a moment --
  • 1 star rating So far all she can say is "BBBBBBeeeeeeyaddayaggga", making me believe she might be the fabled heir to Scatman John. --
  • 5 star rating He is inspiring --
  • 3 star rating If anyone is looking for new music he is probably what you are looking for. --
  • 5 star rating He is god --
  • 1 star rating Now my character is confused and killed a question mark while singing Scatman John songs. I question nothing anymore. --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 5 star rating He's no Scatman John, is he? --
  • 5 star rating Fato musical do dia: Scatman do Scatman John fala sobre sua gagueira, e como todos podem superar isto. "if scatman can do it, so can you" --
  • 1 star rating Eu vivia em um tempo simples onde a gente só jogava bolinha de gude e no fim da tarde tocava scatman john na radio --
  • 2 star rating If Batman was inspired by bats and Spider-Man was bitten by a spider, what is Scatman John inspired by? --
  • 5 star rating SCATMAN JOHN IS DEAD --
  • 4 star rating "i want to be a human being not a human doing" -Scatman John --
  • 5 star rating Just heard he is dead! --
  • 4 star rating Scatman John so dank my spotify keeps crashin' --

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