Sammy Sosa

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I have looonngg days, I be so busy! Having somebody to look forward when my days are over would be cool! -- ig:: samantha90210
• Simple defensive breakdowns really blow me lol -- ⚾️
• Trying to love someone who don't love you is like trying to love something you're allergic to. It's impossible!.. -- Samantha Spears
• He got married and had two kids and built a mansion next to Sammy Sosa's home in the Dominican Republic. Today the mansion is empty. -- Mayra Mejia MS
• I forgot Sammy sosa bleached his skin :// he wanted to be light skinned so bad now he just looks like a mutant -- nina
• All I ate today was fruit wtf is my problem -- samantha dietrich
• When it comes to these hoes mane I'm Sammy Sosa...all I fuck is quarters, all I hit is homers. -- Rickey Porter
• Lmao I call my boss Sammy Sosa cuz he's names is sam so.. it's only right ! -- MΔX
• Sammy Sosa's show on Y is garbage!!! And she plays her own song on the show which is even more garbage... but do you girl :"D -- Cj
• Why I do believe that? Cause all it took for everyone boycotting baseball to come back is Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire's HR chase... -- Kanard A. Williams
• I use to fight with all the boys at daycare about wanting to be Sammy Sosa when playing baseball. Who is that anyway? -- Cadence Murray
• It s just time. I m happy, excited. The game was very, very good to me. Chauncey channelling his inner Sammy Sosa -- Steven Kravitz
• This kid in my class said that David Ortiz and Sammy Sosa are on the same classiness level of Ken Griffey Jr..is that a real statement? -- MichelangeloForgione
• Face sammy sosa, neck wesley snipes. -- LoyaltyB4Royalty︻╦╤─
• He is such a creep -- Chanel.
• Like Sammy Sosa I see what chief so be talking bout -- GLO MAN ✨✨✨#6
• Major crush on Sammy Sosa, NoMoozlie, LootLove, Tumi Voster and Zakeeya Petel (sp) (x) -- #21SEPT
• The amount of things I fuck up is honestly incredible. -- Sam Geraci ⚾
• Owww. I just pulled a Sammy Sosa. No not using PEDs, just sneezed so hard I threw out my back. -- Joshua Allen
• Much love, fam! Thank you.. MacFreshPrince: Yo sam_lehoko Sammy Sosa, you're so comely hey...wow! **,) -- #LoveInTheSummer
• I just found out my weed man is a trump supporter well he just lost a customer -- Samantha
• Hit it out da park Sammy Sosa,.... Even tho dat bitch look so so! -- #ItsTeeZyHoe14!
• It's kind of odd that a lot of people don't know who he is. -- Daniel Sosa
• If you ain't talking Sammy Sosa then I ain't listening. Dude is innocent. They planted that corked bat. -- Nick Murphy
• Has anybody seen Sammy Sosa?! that fool is white now -- LYDA Bruzzo
• I just think sammy sosa is an insanely cool name. -- wolf
• Or I should be Sammy Sosa for Halloween and bleach myself so I can be light skinned -- Dannylon™
• Once thought Sammy Sosa's sneezing back story was BS. Then I turned into a 60 year old man and realized sneezing w/a bad back is torture. -- Whizz
• I really miss watching Barry bonds, Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa just tee off all season long -- Alex
• But he is Fine AF. Can somebody give me her handle, yes , no , maybe ? -- #BOSSZONKE
• Internet made fun of Lark Voorhies and Sammy Sosa for looking different, Zellweger is on a whole other level -- Adam McGinnis
• Jj wyatt really a black dude..he on that sammy sosa -- Cashmere Brown
• Am sammy sosa..my swag is broken -- paul chakalamba
• Hr king bARRY BONDS SAMMY SOSA mARK MCQUIRE BUT IS ALEX THE TEXAS SLUGGER AGAIN!!! -- Dennis Bourne
• He is pretty yong. -- #11/2.5
• He is pretty hey -- Duxtchovski
• Is sammy sosa even 3 hunna? -- Charles Rogers
• Who remember the skit on bang 2 when the nigga was like "Sammy Sosa was white, Chief Keef is Black" -- Gl☀️ Gang Za
• Ii love you Sammy Sosa _ my celebrity crush !! -- ✗▾†I p e l e n g†▾✗™
• I've always been thinking that he is a dish instead of a person... She can get it it **,) -- KG Malaka Storm
• So happy because I found Chipper Jones, Sammy Sosa, and Cal Ripken baseball cards -- Tayden⚽️
• Guys, he is taking over!! -- Themba
• He is underratedly beautiful. -- Khayalethu Mpila
• My first paycheck is going towards a Sammy Sosa Cubs shirt, which I will stitch the number "300" on the back of, and a Cam'Ron ebola mask -- President Ancona
• My coworker really thinks we can't tell she used bleaching cream. Somewhere between Vybz Kartel and Sammy Sosa. -- Rylan Chase
• He is my fave. -- Sivuyile
• 2k14 sammy sosa is low-key scary to look at -- Darian Williams
• He is 46 today! Need a gift idea? You can't go wrong with a juicer. -- P.K.
• look sammy sosa ive lived there longer than youve worked there phamm so im not friedddd youre frieeeeeddddd to the max bruhhh -- Hayes.
• Is Sammy Sosa still white? -- A Boy Named Sue

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