Never be ashamed of having a crush on Sam Simmons I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Sam Simmons
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Sam Simmons ( now runs it in from 2 yards out for the score. XP is blocked, but St. Mary's leads Block 13-0 (11:54, 2nd). -- LaMar Gafford
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Eighth-grade fullback Sam Simmons plows in for a 2-yard TD. The PAT is blocked and St. Mary's leads 13-0. -- Bret H. McCormick
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so funny! must find more Sam Simmons conversations -- Karen Louise
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SAM SIMMONS IS SO UNDERRATED IT AGGRAVATES ME -- ciara !
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Just been to see Sam Simmons in Clapham Junction. Jesus. Haven't laughed as hard in a very long time. Tears. Literal tears. -- Katy Super-Moon
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Doesn't sound anything like him of course. Sam Simmons being completely bonkers. -- DanBIllin
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Hey hey hey he is back in London and I can't wait to see that Aussie babe do comedy. -- Jennifer Juniper
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Weird seeing Sam Simmons at school. All I remember of him is him threatening to get his mum to sue me for calling him a bastard -- Dave Brown
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he is so blunt about everything. I love it. -- Susan Wood
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"...I was hand-drawing myself some pornography" (Sam Simmons). See kids, this is what we had to do before the internet. -- KD
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Thank you Sam Simmons for being brilliantly awkward on tonight! -- Shana Morgan
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He is chewing the scenery as he does in everything I've seen him in. -- Nathan Hall
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Sorry - the only thing less believable than a transgender Tasma Walton is Sam Simmons as a remotely sympathetic character. -- Clovis the Apostate
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Argh there is a Sam Simmons in my feed, make it stop, make it stop -- Frightbat Rebecca
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he is equally brilliant -- MaraLinda
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Sam simmons is fucking hilarious -- sh(le)a(h)rk
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I ve been struggling with my faith lately and it really sucks :/ -- samantha simmons
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Sam simmons is a danger. not to society, but to himself. and lettuces. -- Spakfilla Vole
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is haunted by the ghost of a bored Sam Simmons -- Dean Fletcher
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I think Sam Simmons moustache is on Cara's forehead -- Bloated Sacs
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OK, I'm just going to say it: Nish Kumar, Sam Simmons or James Acaster for the big Edinburgh Comedy Gong thing. Or someone else entirely -- Brian Donaldson
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The drummer looks like Sam Simmons! -- zd
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Sam Simmons on the drums...? -- Michael BaTTy
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Sam Simmons was so good guys, fucking hell -- Harry
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Still not sure what to make of Sam Simmons' Spaghetti for Breakfast. Engaging style but some real low points. Must have stuck out at Fringe -- Jack Vogler
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(comments brought to you by there being a 14 year old boy with his older mates at the front for Sam Simmons' excellent Soho show yesterday.) -- Comedy Club 4 Kids
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Completed I am rating them 3, 1, 4, 2 (baled). Just Sam Simmons to go tonight now -- Sarah Jones
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"Sassy Salmon" made to order by renowned Chef Sam Simmons, on Atlanta's Southside. -- Deborah Champagne
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My long weekend started with Sam Simmons show last night - great way to blast away the week1 blues with a face-achingly funny hour -- J D Dunlop
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Sam Simmons' show made me laugh until I ached. I want to give him a kiss and a medal. -- Hannah Duncombe
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Today is the 4th year of living without my amazing oldest son, LCpl Sam Simmons. My is broken, pls tell your fam how much u love them. -- DeplorableHannah™
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To see Exeter perform how they did was very pleasing. Sam Simmons still creating waves... -- Dan Evans
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28 | Conversion from he is perfect. 12-6 and CYMS in trouble with Cubby-Shipp carrying a leg injury. Huge turnaround -- Nick Guthrie
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Sam Simmons being kreepy -- 🌈C★🏴
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Donny Benet is just Sam Simmons in the 80s -- my name GHOUL jeff
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Glad to see he is still as unfunny as ever... -- ⓈⓄⓅⒽⒾⒺ ⭐️
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"I'm okay with being old, especially an old black man. We don't get to be old black men very often." - Sam Simmons -- syrup
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Sam Simmons ... just not funny at all -- semi-dormant account
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Also reminds me of that Sam Simmons TV show, which they should make more of -- Joachim (Joachim)
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Sam Simmons y'all won? Kill it my doggggggs!!! S.A.K IN BOSTON YA DIGGGGGGG GET EM SQUAD KREW -- Paul Jillz
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Thanks to my clean living ways sam simmons has aged out of being my celebrity lookalike -- ben
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He is a good Sam -- Matty Rendell 🐇
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Almost got run over by noted comedian Sam Simmons (my fault) -- Rick Morton
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I wanna be friends with the guy in the pink hat that looks like Sam Simmons -- Greta Garbo
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No le pudimos traer a Sam simmons de exceter? -- DECANO TV #67877
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Randomly saw Sam Simmons when I went to get lunch today, and that has made all the difference. -- Meghan
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My next tattoo is a portrait of Sam Simmons -- Troy Bradford
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Sam Simmons, Jonny Hill and LCD all need to start for England -- Harry Lancaster
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The Committee will now hear from Mr. Sam Simmons on intergenerational and community trauma in the African American community. -- Minnesota House DFL
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Sam Simmons showing Eddie why he s wrong... hopefully Nathan Hughes does the same tonight, been the best 2 English 8s this year -- Diggers_jacko
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