Sam Kinison

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American comedian (Famous from Louder Than Hell)
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3 star rating
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  • 4 star rating is trending. This generation couldn't handle SAM Kinison (RIP) --
  • 5 star rating How do I tell the big bosses that 16 !s at the end of a sentence is the written equivalent of having Sam Kinison scream in your face? --
  • 3 star rating DJchantilly is playing Sam Kinison - Wild Thing [The Troggs Cover...Kinda] --
  • 1 star rating Too much time spent w/ coworker Me: "...he thinks 'guy that yells' is funny." CK: "Sam Kinison?" Me: "Yes" <smh> --
  • 1 star rating "Jesus is the only person who crawled out of a grave and didn't scare the fuck out of everybody." ~Sam Kinison | --
  • 3 star rating My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Sam Kinison --
  • 3 star rating Sam kinison is a true legend of comedy. Go check his stuff out on youtube. --
  • 1 star rating It's haunting to hear Sam Kinison poke fun at drinking and driving and know he was killed by a drunk driver. Hindsight is 20/20 --
  • 4 star rating Sam Kinison: The part where I'm yelling is called a punchline --
  • 3 star rating "Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it"-Sam Kinison --
  • 3 star rating "Couldn't focus on studying so listening to Sam Kinison instead. Sounds like a good trade off." --
  • 1 star rating I bet when you get to Hell the first thing that happens is you have to watch Sam Kinison sing the National Anthem --
  • 4 star rating I feel like Sam Kinison would have been really good at comment --
  • 5 star rating Bro Sam Kinison on In Living Color has me dead --
  • 3 star rating Seeing Sam Kinison on In Living Color right now is kinda making me sad. --
  • 2 star rating It was negative 15 three x last winter here in the NEMO. Praying not so again. (insert Sam Kinison yell) --
  • 3 star rating I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. - Sam Kinison --
  • 3 star rating Which is totally weird b/c if you mate a St. Bernard with a chihuahua you get Sam Kinison --
  • 5 star rating From the write up, could be me: 1 guy was so intense, he would've given the late Sam Kinison a run for his money. A force of nature, he was. --
  • 2 star rating I'm so annoyed right now that I'm about to start screaming like Sam Kinison. I'm all out of patience. --
  • 4 star rating I only believe in guardian angels if mine is Sam Kinison. --
  • 2 star rating My neighbor gets into fits of screaming so often that I'm sure I live next door to Sam Kinison reincarnated --
  • 3 star rating Of course Sam Kinison's Wild Thing is possibly the most offensive music video in history. --
  • 5 star rating The ghost of he is sitting next to me --
  • 3 star rating I'm either having a really bad morning, or I've just been possessed by Sam Kinison. --
  • 3 star rating I got a "share a coke with Sam" bottle and all I can think of is cocaine + Sam Kinison, ha --
  • 1 star rating Comedian he is buried in Tulsa, OK. The teenage drunk driver who killed him only served one year probation & 300hrs commserve --
  • 5 star rating That is the side of my family that has a history with Rock Church the giant super-right wing evangelical charismatic church of Sam Kinison --
  • 3 star rating I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. - Sam Kinison --
  • 5 star rating Putin w a live mic is reliably part Sam Kinison w Tourettes, calculating manipulator, national leader but always a compulsive narcissist. --
  • 2 star rating My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches?" Miss it! - Sam Kinison --
  • 5 star rating Today's comedians are trash sorry. Kevin Hart is not funny at all. Sam Kinison, Paul Mooney, George Carlin, Richard Pryor were funny. --
  • 1 star rating 5 minutes into Nerdist's interview with Keanu Reeves, he busts out a Sam Kinison impression. The man is a god. --
  • 1 star rating How is it Sam Kinison, George Carlin and Chris Farley are gone but we still have Bieber and all the Kardashians. --
  • 1 star rating One more week until Halloween! Theme is - someone I want to meet alive or dead -- hope I can make Sam Kinison proud. --
  • 4 star rating Its finally Cold so I get 2 wear my Sam Kinison knit hat 24/7 --
  • 2 star rating Am I the only one hearing the Scott Adams comments in Sam Kinison's 'move where the fucking food is' voice? --
  • 5 star rating Is it safe to admit I never liked Sam Kinison? --
  • 3 star rating "My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches?" - Sam Kinison --
  • 3 star rating If you're starving, why not move to WHERE THE FOOD IS (channeling Sam Kinison) --
  • 4 star rating I only believe in guardian angels if mine is Sam Kinison. --
  • 4 star rating The song Wild Thing by Sam Kinison really made my day today --
  • 2 star rating Being a woman & talking to Chris Brown, Bill Cosby, Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison in a parked car --
  • 4 star rating Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" really makes me miss the 80's --
  • 5 star rating Is Eminem the Sam Kinison of rappers? --
  • 3 star rating Imagine a female Sam Kinison arguing with Sam Kinison. This is the sound of my neighbors. --
  • 3 star rating dude,I'm going to see Sam Kinison at Dangerfield's.he is fucking hilarious! Hahaha!!!! --
  • 3 star rating I swear this kid is Sam Kinison reborn. Ooooh oooooooh oooooooooooooooh! --
  • 4 star rating Sam Kinison had so much raw energy, wow, louder than hell is amazing. --
  • 3 star rating Can you imagine if Sam Kinison was still alive so he could be a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice? --

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