Ryan Theriot

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Which one of these teams is ryan theriot on now -- jimmie foxx
• He is a legend " Do you have interesting things to say about TOOTBLAN? -- Matt Clapp
• I love how is widely used now. Truly the entire lasting legacy of Ryan Theriot. -- Zeke Newton
• Anthony Rendon is the first player with 4+ H & 1+ SB in a postseason game since Ryan Theriot & Albert Pujols on October 4, 2011. -- Ace of MLB Stats
• I guess what I m trying to say is that he isn t very good. -- Greg
• The ishikawa move is so indefensible that by comparison starting ryan theriot at DH in the WS looks brilliant -- Real Thing
• Unless he is involved. -- Jim Morrell
• Two-time World Series champion Ryan Theriot, that is. -- Christine Coleman
• Honestly the only celebrity i've met who came off like a real asshole is Ryan Theriot, which is very unsurprising. -- Robert O'Neill
• Ryan Theriot trolling the Cubs is certainly a thing that is happening. -- Black Catt Marpenter
• All of a sudden he isn't chirping as much now. -- Chai Viengkham
• Is Brendan Donovan a left handed Ryan Theriot? -- Ryan
• I see he is at it again... -- Smashley
• I WANNA SEE WHAT RYAN THERIOT IS GONNA WEAR TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!! -- ♡ marissa gonzales ♡
• He is happy. -- Ivy Envy
• Ryan Theriot peaked about 6 years too early and missed cashing in on a jackpot of "ooh kill em" jokes that could have extended his career -- SoulFooder
• KELBY GOT A RYAN THERIOT COMP -- Zach B 📎
• Guys guys guys.... It's obvious we need Ryan Theriot back in our lives to remind us how things are done "the right way" -- David Campbell
• S/o to the person at this BAstation wearing a Cubs Ryan Theriot shirsey -- Jen Mac Ramos
• Watching Ankiel throw out he is fun -- Stuff Tweeterer
• I just saw that ryan theriot rooted against the cubs last year so delete him from this list and put pavel datsyuk in his place -- jaime
• I bet a lot of the dudes arguing that Addison Russell has a shitty arm are also proud owners of a Ryan Theriot shirsey. -- Local Milk Person
• "Huge Cubs fan. And I'm not a bandwagon. I've been a fan since Ryan Theriot" never thought I'd hear that ever -- Barmelo Xanthony
• Fuck Ryan Theriot, though. -- Young Visionary
• This team used Ryan Theriot at DH. Nothing they do surprises me. -- Lars
• May 13, 2009 Ryan Theriot hits 2 HR's and Alfonso Soriano's leadoff HR ties NL record with Craig Biggio ( 53) -- Mark @ Cubs History
• Know why I'm okay with Bartman getting a ring? Because Ryan Theriot's WAR in 2012 was -0.4, and he got a ring. That's how fairness works. -- Nick Nelson
• Just saw a dude in a Ryan Theriot Cubs jersey walking around. Theriot last played for the Cubs in 2010. That's a great look. -- Zach Schaefer
• We need something like the Ryan Theriot blooper reel, but make it an anthology of 2017 Crads breakdown of fundamentals. -- Kid Presentable
• Saw a middle aged man wearing a Ryan Theriot Cubs jersey tonight. Humans are interesting creatures. -- Mike
• And yes this is a Ryan Theriot reference -- The Elote Man
• I have this weird feeling that somehow, he is going to be the starting shortstop for the 2018 Marlins. -- Dan Szymborski
• Bring back rich harden and Ryan theriot -- bailey
• "Cubs fans" that like Schwarber are the same Fans that still wear Ryan Theriot jerseys at Wrigley Field -- dJ KraZy
• Ryan Theriot wouldn t have made an error on that play -- Michael Austin
• Somewhere Ryan Theriot just sat up and blurted out "Now THAT'S a TOOTBLAN!" -- Theo Von Booenheim
• Jason heyward channeling his inner ryan theriot never channel your inner ryan theriot -- katie dzwierzynski
• Ryan Theriot watching Jacksonville Jaguars vs Pittsburgh Steelers -- Dexter_QBkilla_67
• My money is on ryan theriot fwiw -- clouton
• Tomorrow s show includes... Game 6 tix Les Miles Ryan Theriot Weekend Picks -- Josh Innes
• 10. It's frankly amazing that a team with Mike Fontenot, Ryan Theriot, and late career Jim Edmonds won 97 games. -- Ryan Witry
• Ryan Theriot arguing with Josh Donaldson over hitting is proof people will try to argue anything on the Internet. -- Chad Moriyama
• Went ahead and blocked Ryan Theriot because there is no instance in which I care what he says or care to dunk on him. -- Super Manuio Odyssey
• Why is Literally Ryan Theriot criticizing hitters -- Andrew Mearns
• Well, the game might not be exciting, but I've got Josh Donaldson telling Ryan Theriot he's an idiot on comment, so I'm winning. -- Greg Wisniewski
• Somehow Ryan Theriot and Josh Donaldson arguing about Bellinger on comment is only the eighth most exciting thing to happen in this game -- ((( Danny )))
• Ryan Theriot does watching this series make you miss being out there playing brother? -- Steel Bill
• He is the better LSU SS -- MoIsAwesome
• I want my own place just so I can have an army of kittens named Nighttrain, Jeremy Affeldt, & Ryan Theriot. Maybe a Bummer in there too. -- Nicole Anne
• Derrek Lee still looks like he could go 3-5 with two doubles while picking a bunch of Ryan Theriot dying quail throws out of the dirt -- Randall J. Sanders

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