Rupert Holmes

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English, Soundtrack (Famous from The Piña Colada Song)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating It seems odd that Rupert Holmes loves pina coladas so much, yet decides to meet at a bar called O'Malley's. --
  • 3 star rating Should of been a wedding singer, my unique style of fred durst and rupert Holmes is a killer combo --
  • 5 star rating Love the Rupert Holmes comments. Did one myself a few months back, have since forgotten. This is ace. --
  • 1 star rating It rained at the beach, so we thought of a song. "If you like piña coladas.... and getting caught in the rain, Rupert Holmes! --
  • 3 star rating Escape (the piña colada song) // rupert holmes is my fav song rn idek --
  • 1 star rating Your a bad influence on poor MD but the video is awesome. Rupert Holmes will be in my head whenever i see Blackwall --
  • 5 star rating Escape by Rupert Holmes IS THE SONG --
  • 1 star rating From now on my only answer to every question ever is the entire chorus to Escape by Rupert Holmes sung at the top of my lungs --
  • 1 star rating I can't get Rupert Holmes out of my head. My life is now exclusively pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. --
  • 5 star rating he is taking a petition door to door --
  • 3 star rating Stirring Your Memories Is RUPEHOLMES - Morning Man On The Retro Attic Of Oldies --
  • 3 star rating In my car with the windows down listening to escape by Rupert Holmes. This song is fucked up. --
  • 5 star rating Andrew Gold. Rupert Holmes. The two pillars of cheese that hold up the front porch of the temple of mediocrity that is my musical taste. --
  • 5 star rating He is a genius for The piña Colada song --
  • 3 star rating We live in a world where Rupert Holmes has won a Tony Award. Anything is possible. --
  • 3 star rating I want a RUPEHOLMES biopic that explains how THAT dude was getting so much action --
  • 4 star rating Me: Escape by he is a REALLY hold song. Anish: like from the 1700s? --
  • 1 star rating Which is the original and best 'if you like Pina Coladas' song Rupert Holmes or Jimmy Buffet? I'm aware of google. --
  • 4 star rating Escape - Rupert Holmes. This feels so damn right at the moment :) --
  • 5 star rating I'm bored. Don't think so? Fucking listen to Escape by Rupert Holmes and play Tetris and tell me how your fucking soul feels after. --
  • 4 star rating He is driving this bus again hahahaha defo written in the stars xx --
  • 4 star rating Djzyta is playing Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song) --
  • 4 star rating Escape by rupert holmes is the most fucked up adorable song --
  • 3 star rating So Kate Bush s Babooshka is the arty version of Rupert Holmes Piña Colada song, right? --
  • 5 star rating RUPEHOLMES - ESCAPE (The Piña Colada Song) there is jus supm about this song it just makes u wanna take your partner hand & dance --
  • 5 star rating Seriously, Rupert Holmes, how do you marry someone without even knowing that they like pina coladas and making love at midnight? --
  • 3 star rating Is "Rupert Holmes" an alias for O. Henry? That "Pina Colada (Escape)" song is a real corker. --
  • 4 star rating Why is Escape by Rupert Holmes the greatest song ever --
  • 5 star rating If you don't think escape by he is the best love song in existence then blow yourself up --
  • 5 star rating RUPEHOLMES - ESCAPE (The Piña Colada Song) there is jus supm about this song it just makes u wanna take your partner hand & dance --
  • 5 star rating Rupert Holmes has so much --
  • 3 star rating If u think he is way more into singing "Me, Me, MEEEE" than "Him, Him, HIMMMM" --
  • 5 star rating Escape by he is my jam --
  • 4 star rating "escape" by rupert holmes is actually a really great song?? --
  • 5 star rating I don't know how "obscure" this song is: "Nearsighted" by Rupert Holmes--same guy behind "Terminal" and "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)." --
  • 3 star rating On this weeks agenda was talk of what a "top chune" Him by he is looooool --
  • 4 star rating That Drake/Rupert Holmes "Pina Colada" flip is genius. --
  • 5 star rating Just sang "If you like bagels and bacon," to the tune of Rupert Holmes' Escape, to a teammate. This is the implication of working with me. --
  • 1 star rating Listening to Escape by Rupert Holmes while on the bus is probably the best way to put yourself in a good mood before school --
  • 3 star rating Whoever near me is whistling the Piña Colada Song by he is getting a punch --
  • 5 star rating He is a straight savage. --
  • 1 star rating What was the name of the bar where the couple met in Rupert Holmes' Escape (The Piña Colada Song)? What is your guess? --
  • 3 star rating Today is THE perfect day to play "Escape" by Rupert Holmes, so fricken do it --
  • 1 star rating Today's one of those days where the weather is piss, so I'm going to listen to The Beach Boys, Django Django, and Rupert Holmes. --
  • 2 star rating Cause all I'm doing at 1 in the morning is listening to Escape by Rupert Holmes. This is chill as fuck. --
  • 5 star rating I think I'm going to try out Curtains? Hard to go wrong with Kander & Ebb + a book by Rupert Holmes (after Drood, so much trust). --
  • 3 star rating To be frank, there is no song that puts me in a better mood than Rupert Holmes // Escape. --
  • 4 star rating Listening to Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Piña Colada Song) is my --
  • 2 star rating "Escape" by he is greater than the original because it's remastered. As great as a 12 inch version --
  • 5 star rating Escape (The Pina Colada) - he is the best song --

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