Rube Goldberg

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating If Leah Remini is there, I have to assume Mike Rinder is in one of the other groups and this is gonna get WEIRD --
  • 1 star rating Whoa ok I was just thinking about it & this Rube Goldberg project is looking more like a 3+ hr thing ... Maybe 5+ omg! --
  • 3 star rating Using the F-22 against ISIS is like using a rube goldberg machine to kill a fly with super powers --
  • 3 star rating Impressed that my 13 year old knows precisely what a Rube Goldberg machine is. --
  • 2 star rating Oh god what. The Incredible Machine was really something. Rube Goldberg Machine simulator, get on it. --
  • 5 star rating We were promised Rube Goldberg devices that would spring is out of bed and automatically dress and feed us. Where are those? Also, jet packs --
  • 5 star rating My plan is so convoluted even I don't understand it. Maybe I should throw in a Rube Goldberg machine to make even more complicated. --
  • 1 star rating Renewable energy is all around us. Look at Rube Goldberg mechanisms. A function to be accomplished by an initial action. --
  • 3 star rating My dream man is someone who will make a Rube Goldberg machine with me. I'm not asking a lot. --
  • 1 star rating "I have moved the Rube Goldberg project back a week so you have more time to work on it." Backens....you the real MVP --
  • 5 star rating Build a rube-goldberg machine that starts w/ a rolling marble+a domino and ends with me being decapitated with a tomahawk so I know its real --
  • 1 star rating Icing one's Achilles tendon is harder than it sounds. Feel like I've engaged a Rube Goldberg machine to keep it on there. --
  • 3 star rating I see is going with the Rube Goldberg method of getting the needed software. --
  • 1 star rating College is rad. Building a rube Goldberg machine with the laser cutter and 3D printer. Rad. Making cardboard prototypes. Rad --
  • 4 star rating The universe is just one big Rube Goldberg machine. --
  • 3 star rating Q4: What is getting 2nd graders able to Design Rube Goldberg machines? --
  • 3 star rating The Sync protocol is like a Rube Goldberg Machine. But I got most of it implemented in now. --
  • 4 star rating A Lychnis is a placation: Rube Goldberg, yet parseable --
  • 4 star rating Honestly this Rube Goldberg project is the biggest pain in the ass --
  • 3 star rating Selecting runabout rack rent varsity is not an rube goldberg contraption posting: SfoBLQNn --
  • 4 star rating Is balance administration rube goldberg contraption?: optYsLp --
  • 3 star rating So much of this game has seemed like an inevitable Rube Goldberg machine. Causal. Odd. --
  • 5 star rating It a kinda Rube Goldberg device fer long-distance transmission of electric power,an',oh,mah mentors wud be so pleased!Yu asx,"Wut iz its --
  • 4 star rating The Rube Goldberg spots aren't coming off very well in this one. --
  • 3 star rating Sometimes code is not like a Rube Goldberg machine. It's more like an Aristocrats joke. --
  • 1 star rating (2) The terrorist plot is plausible, but also a kind of Rube Goldberg machine. It plays better aesthetically than practically. --
  • 1 star rating I know it is just a movie but why use a complex Rube Goldberg machine for mini-golf obstacles when simple PVC pipes would work? --
  • 1 star rating My ADHD is like having one of those OKGo videos with all of those Rube Goldberg machines playing in my mind at all times. --
  • 4 star rating Our Rube Goldberg machine is probably better than yours --
  • 5 star rating My coffee is cold and I can't get up to reheat it. Time to construct a Rube Goldberg Machine...from... Tissues and a plate, I guess. --
  • 5 star rating This guy on tv who builds rube-goldberg machines calls himself a "kinetic artist" & ive never heard anything so pretentious in my whole life --
  • 3 star rating My body is a delicate rube goldberg machine that works surprisingly often. --
  • 5 star rating Today I used a laser pointer and a very energetic cat to turn off a light switch. Probably the cutest Rube Goldberg machine ever made. --
  • 4 star rating Rube Goldberg more like Rude Goldberg. This project is so hard --
  • 3 star rating LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so carol out here on some Rube Goldberg final destination shit --
  • 2 star rating If you want you're spouse to be a patient person marry someone who is into dominos/Rube Goldberg machines. --
  • 3 star rating After 5 hours of trial-and-error, I believe the Rube Goldberg project is complete. --
  • 2 star rating Surgical rube goldberg contraption is composition an leg-pull this 2012 in defiance of pad issues: YmWJu --
  • 5 star rating Hunter Pence is a Rube Goldberg Machine. --
  • 3 star rating *spends 45 mins trying to remember what a rube goldberg machine is called* --
  • 1 star rating So last night my fever dream, a frightening, intense experience, was about having to rebuild my rube goldberg machine --
  • 4 star rating Like an entire city transport system IS A RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE --
  • 5 star rating Ms. Benzi, 7th grade math class current project is to build a Rube Goldberg Machine containing a minimum of three energy exchanges. --
  • 5 star rating My daughter is working on her homework about making a Rube Goldberg machine and she spelled it Rude. There should be Rude Goldburg machines. --
  • 1 star rating I just spent an hour watching Rube Goldberg videos and the only thing I've learned from them is that I hate physics --
  • 5 star rating I loved helping with my daughter's Rube Goldberg project in 8th grade. So much fun! --
  • 2 star rating I was so pleased to see so many girls excited about participating in this year's Rube Goldberg challenge. --
  • 3 star rating Watching SAW 2. Jigsaw is like the Marquis de Sade by way of Rube Goldberg. --
  • 4 star rating Life is just an elaborate Rube Goldberg Machine for making ghosts. --
  • 1 star rating THE RUBE GOLDBERG STRAW. This is the 17 piece construction set for the playful modernist who sees room for improvement. . . (1) --

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