Roy Chubby Brown

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Roy "Chubby" Brown (born Royston Vasey, 3 February 1945) is an English stand-up comedian, famous for his sarcastic blue humour. The controversial nature of his act means he rarely appears on major...
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Roy 'Chubby' Brown is being lined up to replace Louis Walsh as a judge on X-Factor --
  • 2 star rating He was so thick he couldn't tell which way a lift was going if he got two guesses! - Roy Chubby Brown. --
  • 5 star rating The Dapper Laughs TV show on ITV2 is the worst thing I've ever watched. Roy Chubby Brown, Keith Lemon and Robin Thicke in one shit form. --
  • 2 star rating what!, even funnier than roy 'chubby' brown?.i always thought they were very similar to each other --
  • 4 star rating Is that a quote from Roy Chubby Brown? After all we are all wankers. --
  • 3 star rating so the tickets for roy chubby brown on blackpool pier are not gonna be a good shout then?? --
  • 1 star rating Roy Chubby Brown whose brand of comedy has been cancerous to women & ethnic minorities is now battling cancer. --
  • 4 star rating Interesting fact: Royston Vasey is the real name of Roy Chubby Brown --
  • 3 star rating Radio Meltdown: DJ`He||s_Be||e is Roy 'Chubby' Brown - Hey Santa Claus --
  • 3 star rating I find Roy 'Chubby' Brown's show's really rather racist. But still terribly hilarious. --
  • 1 star rating "i miss the days when Roy Chubby Brown could say whatever he damn well liked. this is a politician i can trust" --
  • 3 star rating College at Xmas is belter am getting paid too watch Roy chubby brown --
  • 3 star rating Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown is caught on camera reading the paper while driving --
  • 5 star rating Is watching Roy chubby brown don't get fit get fat live awsome love it --
  • 1 star rating I had to trade the sofa, watching 'Silence of the Lambs' for a really uncomfortable seat and Roy Chubby Brown .o. --
  • 1 star rating So my mum accidentally bought me pj's for Christmas that are XXL. Who does she think I am, Roy Chubby Brown??? --
  • 4 star rating First experience of Roy Chubby Brown tonight! The guy is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating Father in law is introducing me to the delights of Roy Chubby Brown tonight. Could be interesting! --
  • 2 star rating Cnt wait tomoz could be fun First show at theatre of 2015 ad it is Roy chubby Brown so should be funny. --
  • 1 star rating ChrisRobinsonTV: match chucked out and rammed. What sounds like a Roy Chubby Brown gig is currently being heard behi --
  • 2 star rating match chucked out and rammed. What sounds like a Roy Chubby Brown gig is currently being heard behind me. --
  • 2 star rating Waiting for a cover of Roy Chubby Brown's "who the fuck is Alice?" And my evening will be complete. --
  • 1 star rating 'Jihadi John' is a horrible cunt but whoever came up with the term 'Jihadi John' is definitely a fan of Roy Chubby Brown --
  • 1 star rating Dugdale is having about as much joy as Roy Chubby Brown making a guest appearance at the Women's Guild Christmas dinner. --
  • 5 star rating Paul Chowdhry what's happening white people is the best stand up I have seen, besides all the Roy Chubby Brown ones, Roy is the king. --
  • 2 star rating The Roy 'Chubby' Brown Wikipedia article was just edited anonymously from a UK government computer: --
  • 5 star rating DVD rack of a Clarkson petition signer; A row of Top Gear. A row of Steven Seagal. A row of Roy Chubby Brown. A row of Shock-O-Rama Porn. --
  • 1 star rating BBC have Roy 'Chubby' Brown on stand-by to replace Clarkson as lead presenter on Top Gear. You heard it here first folks... --
  • 4 star rating Why don't they get Roy Chubby Brown to replace Clarkson? --
  • 3 star rating To my surprise, Roy Chubby Brown busts Rolf Harris before the Sun (5m40s) --
  • 1 star rating Listening to Roy Chubby Brown on the way to the airport, the man's genius has been overlooked by me for far far too long. --
  • 3 star rating Quiet one aka chucked out off Roy Chubby Brown and all your pals get lifted --
  • 4 star rating Haha we're talking about the Roy Chubby Brown version, right? --
  • 3 star rating Roy Chubby Brown was great tonight at the assembly hall theatre tunbridge wells --
  • 4 star rating Nigel Farage is just Roy Chubby Brown with better jokes. --
  • 1 star rating The only offensive thing about those Trevor Noah jokes is how unfunny they are. Roy Chubby Brown used some of 'em 20 years ago. --
  • 3 star rating Roy Chubby Brown it is. Could watch him all day long. He does not give a fuck. --
  • 5 star rating Is that Roy 'Chubby' Brown on the right?! --
  • 2 star rating Teesside comedian he is launching a charity song today to raise money for local baby hospice Zoes Place. --
  • 2 star rating She deserves as much media attention as Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown, and Nick Griffin. Get in a bin. --
  • 5 star rating Roy Chubby Brown's - I'm A Wanker. --
  • 5 star rating Poirot but with Roy 'Chubby' Brown. --
  • 2 star rating Roy 'Chubby' Brown is playing Fairfield Halls tonight. Do with that info what you will. *plans anything else* --
  • 3 star rating Roy 'Chubby' Brown gets a parking ticket at a hospital as he hands over a charity cheque --
  • 5 star rating ROY CHUBBY BROWN --
  • 5 star rating People who aren't into fighting games are into Mortal Kombat, in the same way that people who aren't into stand-up are into Roy Chubby Brown --
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  • 5 star rating Roy chubby brown makes my stomach churn!!! --
  • 5 star rating In other news, I was reminded today that I once sang All Right Now backed by Roy Chubby Brown's brother on guitar in a pub in Norwich --
  • 2 star rating go to the Circus Tavern and watch Roy Chubby Brown along with the funny man in tonight's leaders debate. --

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