Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ron White I'm a crusher
American comedian
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Ron White is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Ron White
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Based on how we clean up after our dogs they must think their shit is incredibly valuable. -- Ron White
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TODAY's 12 Days of Christmas giveaway Q: What is the SUCCESS magazine email newsletter called? Today's prize: Ron White's Memory in a Month -- Motivational Quotes
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Im on season 4b of TWD and i just realized the ron white looking motherfucker is jacob hale -- Paige
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Just saw a woman so big she was wearing a moo moo moo. Two moos weren't enough. (Ron White) -- unknowncomic
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Ron white is my idol -- BIG RICH
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Ron white is fucking hilarious -- ☾sydney ॐ
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Tim Beck proves he is right. -- Kent Plummer
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Really hoping i can see Ron White on Nov 13 -- Chadd Livezey
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"My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth." --Ron White -- Judy Teel
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"The sweetest sound to a person's ear is their own name" - Ron White -- Texas SHRM GlobalHR
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Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears." That is an example of ear rape. -- horse_ebookz
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He is HILARIOUS -- Brett Rooney
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" Bad tattoos are really just permanent stupidity bruises." -- Levi Sopeland
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" It used to be acceptable to make fun of fat people, and now, we're all fat. I hear karma fat is the hardest to lose." -- Real Mans Man
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Periscopes with and are so good they should be on pay-per-view...we're all sittin' here going, "is this...free??" -- Tim Chessman
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"Which is what you say if somebody says 'you wanna come party on the yacht?' you go 'Fuck yeah!' " - Ron White -- Kevin St. Clair
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" Bad tattoos are really just permanent stupidity bruises. -so true -- Yannie
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party. ~Ron White -- tony leigh ۩۞۩
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" The reason you are not seeing me in any of these leaked naked celebrity photos is that I took most of them." -- Chevy
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He is the fucking man! -- photius
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You went too far Ron. So the comedy mafia has called a sit down. I wouldn't take it too seriously. -- Bryan Hoover
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I guess it's out of respect for potato salad that I don't tell you what I really think of you...:) -- Hymie Cheeseman
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Your "I got thrown out of a bar in New York City" is like the opening line of a favorite song. Just rewatched it on CMT. -- Kathy Jacobs
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It used to be acceptable to make fun of fat people, and now, we're all fat. I hear karma fat is the hardest to lose. Really! -- Siery
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I get the sponsor thing so I get the background but personally I think you should have one of those cheesy Olin Mills backdrops -- Rod Stickler
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Take it from this fat hairy bastard; that, sir, is a funny fat joke. Bravo! -- Carl W Baggett Jr
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He is hilarious. -- Jimbo Slice
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My computer is like ron white getting drunk its always fucked up -- Killah Kline BSM
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If you're saving up for a rainy day, why not just move to the desert and splurge? ~~Ron White So I did! -- Lisa Wolfe Team
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Since yoi follow 5 people ??? WTF is with that? So I added you to my Metal as Fuck List! -- ☆MadMan Of Metal ☆
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"Just saw a woman so big she was wearing a moo moo moo. Two moos weren't enough." Told her to haul ass, she had to make 3 trips. -- Bill Cunningham
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Didn't know how funny he is until Mike showed him to me, now it's 2am and I'm addicted -- Bill Li Amaker
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He is a great comedian -- Alex Dixon
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He is so frickin funny -- Kennn.
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Ron white is the man -- Richie Cook
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" Just saw a woman so big she was wearing a moo moo moo. Two moos weren't enough." -- Bax Man
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Had a woman on my bus so ugly even the tide wouldnt take her out! -- tim worthen
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DJ^BlackHeart is playing Ron White - They Call Me Tater Salad -- RisqueRadio
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Just saw a woman so big she was wearing a moo moo moo. Two moos weren't enough. -- jibberjabber
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He is my spirit animal -- Ashley Paulus
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Ron white is absolutely hysterical! -- Fat Punter Saga
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Watching a Ron White special dat old coot is funny -- call me daddy
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party - Ron White -- Inspirational Quotes
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You are so right You can't fix stupid!! -- REBECCA SAWYER
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He is coming to town and we have your tickets! 888 WIND FM 2 Call the show, ! -- Hunter And Michaels
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Unless he or she is YOUR lawyer. -- Boyd Campbell
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"Everybody is entitled to their own opinions..
Just please understand when you're wrong .."
-Ron White -- ⚡️Chad™⚡️
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He is coming to Edinboro i'm there -- molly eiler
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Ron white is a funny ass white man -- #freewop
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It's made from fish oil (which is why it's stinky)... -- ☠Kai
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