Ron Mael

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American musician
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating He is a beautiful man. On first glance his brother is the cute one but Ron is the more attractive one now that I know their music better. --
  • 5 star rating I know Ron Mael from my dreams. Been in love with him for a while to be honest --
  • 5 star rating ron mael my beautiful beloved! whether he's in a wedding dress or in drag doing a strip tease <3 --
  • 5 star rating mr ron mael from sparks has a very nice face, i wish very intensely to look like him when he wore a dress those times, he should still do that a lot of people are interested in peepaw ron --
  • 5 star rating ron is so hot i love his gross mustaches my favorite ron 'stache is the late 80s-early 90s stache. i wish he still crossdressed. --
  • 5 star rating I prefer Ron over Russ. Ron is the sexiest man I have ever laid my eyes on... Okay maybe not the *sexiest* - 1979 Tiny Tim would be the sexiest. But anyways he is soo attractive. I wish to suck his crusty sausage someday. --
  • 3 star rating nah, just grow a Hitler/Chaplin/Ron Mael (of Sparks) mustache. You'll be the talk of the office. --
  • 5 star rating that Ron Mael? --
  • 5 star rating Dinner guests? Mine (9) Elvis Freddie Mercury Jesus Ilan Pappe Ron Mael Russell Mael Michael Collins Richey Manic Brigitte Bardot --
  • 1 star rating In the mood for some synth pop with really creepy lyrics? Try My Other Voice by Sparks. You're a weirdo, Ron Mael! --
  • 5 star rating Which one did you want to be Ron Mael or Russell Mael of Sparks I wish I could have been in a great band with my little brotherStatis... --
  • 3 star rating I like that strangeness that David Byrne has about him. Like Ron Mael and Hitler. --
  • 5 star rating When I was a little kid I got Ron Mael of Sparks mixed up with Hitler. Like the guy I'd seen shouting in black and white was now a pop star. --
  • 5 star rating So the FFS album is still all I'm listening to. so good. he is nearly 70 and still writing better contemporary pop songs than most --
  • 2 star rating Het is overigens veel meer een Sparks-plaat, alleen al door het kenmerkende keyboardspel van Ron Mael. --
  • 1 star rating Sparks and Franz Ferdinand were a galloping heap o' fun in Glasgow tonight. Ron Mael's commitment to being he is truly inspiring. --
  • 5 star rating I feel like he is chasing me with an ax. --
  • 1 star rating Anyone know who was last night's gimp was at the Faith No More gig at The Roundhouse? Ron Mael? Taylor Swift? Ha ha ha =0D --
  • 5 star rating I was doing the custom graffiti in it and drawing Thom Yorke with his blonde 1992 hair and Ron Mael from Sparks like as bombing style tag --
  • 1 star rating Es un buen disco, aunque en cuanto a letras cualquier disco de Sparks es superior: en ellos TODAS las letras son de Ron Mael. --
  • 4 star rating I legit have icons of ron mael to use for some reason --
  • 5 star rating I have this theory that Ron Mael writes love songs the way that someone who has never been in love would write love songs. --
  • 4 star rating La moustache douteuse de Ron Mael >>>> --
  • 5 star rating He is Andy Warhol reinvigo. --
  • 5 star rating Considering writing an essay on the comparisons in humor with Always Sunny and Ron Mael's writing. Always taking that nerd shit up a notch --
  • 5 star rating He is living theatre. --
  • 5 star rating So i forgot for a moment how much i love ron mael. i'm going through my sparks folder. Be Still My Heart. --
  • 4 star rating That scientist is the spitting image of Ron Mael from Sparks. --
  • 5 star rating Ron mael is slenderman --
  • 4 star rating Got on a Sparks jag now. Ron Mael's genius overwhelms me. --
  • 5 star rating I had a dream that I went to a sparks show and after Ron Mael says "pretend like nothing is happening" and tickled me. Russell looked good --
  • 5 star rating O esporte predileto do Sparks enquanto banda feitora de videoclipes é colocar o Ron Mael fazendo uma cara sinistra em todos os vídeos --
  • 4 star rating Wait, I didn't make a Ron Mael joke. I need to go back. --
  • 5 star rating Million $ idea: Super Sparks Brothers It's a fighting game where the only two characters are Ron Mael and Russell Mael from the band Sparks. --
  • 4 star rating Benedict Cumberbatch as Ron Mael in a Sparks biopic --
  • 3 star rating Sparks - What The Hell Is It This Time? (Happy 72nd birthday Ron Mael) --
  • 3 star rating I'm trying to think who Frankenstein reminds me of, but all I'm getting is Ron Mael. --
  • 5 star rating He is 72! --
  • 4 star rating Ron Mael is possibly my favourite musician of all time. --
  • 3 star rating Imagine being 10 and seeing Ron Mael for the 1st time? I was both terrified & fascinated --
  • 3 star rating Ron Mael deserves his own statue. Well, he kind of IS his own statue. But you get the point. --
  • 5 star rating My spirit animal is Ron Mael. --
  • 4 star rating Beck is beginning to look like Russell/Ron Mael from Sparks. --
  • 3 star rating Marvelous Marvin reviews the Hitlerian not-so-subtleties of Ron Mael and Sparks. Brilliant! --
  • 1 star rating Sorry to rt myself but I wanted that comment on my main thingy cos it's so true. he is an absolute fashion icon --
  • 4 star rating All i want is for ron mael to make eye contact with me again --
  • 5 star rating Ron Mael PA 3 30 11 Gene Loves Jezebel 33 --
  • 4 star rating I married myself. I'm very happy together - Ron Mael --
  • 1 star rating Kokoonpano Dinky Diamond rummut Ron Mael kosketinsoittimet Russell Mael laulu Martin Gordon basso Adrian Fisher kitara --
  • 5 star rating I'm just minding my own biz and suddenly I hear from my radio "Hi this is Ron Mael..." "And this is Russell Mael..." OMG my heart stopped --

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