Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ron Mael I'm a crusher
American musician
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50+ man-crushers
Rated by - He is a beautiful man. On first glance his brother is the cute one but Ron is the more attractive one now that I know their music better. -- Anonymous
- I know Ron Mael from my dreams. Been in love with him for a while to be honest -- Ashley
- ron mael my beautiful beloved! whether he's in a wedding dress or in drag doing a strip tease <3 -- simp
- mr ron mael from sparks has a very nice face, i wish very intensely to look like him when he wore a dress those times, he should still do that a lot of people are interested in peepaw ron -- jonathan
- ron is so hot i love his gross mustaches my favorite ron 'stache is the late 80s-early 90s stache. i wish he still crossdressed. -- jimmy
- I prefer Ron over Russ. Ron is the sexiest man I have ever laid my eyes on... Okay maybe not the *sexiest* - 1979 Tiny Tim would be the sexiest. But anyways he is soo attractive. I wish to suck his crusty sausage someday. -- tompettyspubes59
- nah, just grow a Hitler/Chaplin/Ron Mael (of Sparks) mustache. You'll be the talk of the office. -- GeoGreg303
- that Ron Mael? -- spoiltvictorianchild
- Dinner guests? Mine (9) Elvis Freddie Mercury Jesus Ilan Pappe Ron Mael Russell Mael Michael Collins Richey Manic Brigitte Bardot -- Karen Lees
- In the mood for some synth pop with really creepy lyrics? Try My Other Voice by Sparks. You're a weirdo, Ron Mael! -- Sick FEARley
- Which one did you want to be Ron Mael or Russell Mael of Sparks I wish I could have been in a great band with my little brotherStatis... -- hipinion
- I like that strangeness that David Byrne has about him. Like Ron Mael and Hitler. -- TallulahMiggins
- When I was a little kid I got Ron Mael of Sparks mixed up with Hitler. Like the guy I'd seen shouting in black and white was now a pop star. -- John Fidler
- So the FFS album is still all I'm listening to. so good. he is nearly 70 and still writing better contemporary pop songs than most -- Evan O'Leary
- Het is overigens veel meer een Sparks-plaat, alleen al door het kenmerkende keyboardspel van Ron Mael. -- sander grootendorst
- Sparks and Franz Ferdinand were a galloping heap o' fun in Glasgow tonight. Ron Mael's commitment to being he is truly inspiring. -- Paul Whitelaw
- I feel like he is chasing me with an ax. -- DwDunphy
- Anyone know who was last night's gimp was at the Faith No More gig at The Roundhouse? Ron Mael? Taylor Swift? Ha ha ha =0D -- Stephen B
- I was doing the custom graffiti in it and drawing Thom Yorke with his blonde 1992 hair and Ron Mael from Sparks like as bombing style tag -- w/e
- Es un buen disco, aunque en cuanto a letras cualquier disco de Sparks es superior: en ellos TODAS las letras son de Ron Mael. -- Jesús Bengoechea
- I legit have icons of ron mael to use for some reason -- sparks in the dark
- I have this theory that Ron Mael writes love songs the way that someone who has never been in love would write love songs. -- BB B Badd
- La moustache douteuse de Ron Mael >>>> -- Kollaps
- He is Andy Warhol reinvigo. -- Lauren Letson
- Considering writing an essay on the comparisons in humor with Always Sunny and Ron Mael's writing. Always taking that nerd shit up a notch -- Moon
- He is living theatre. -- The Orchid Show
- So i forgot for a moment how much i love ron mael. i'm going through my sparks folder. Be Still My Heart. -- andy | RIP Anton
- That scientist is the spitting image of Ron Mael from Sparks. -- Victor Perfecto!
- Ron mael is slenderman -- Lil' Bad Wolf
- Got on a Sparks jag now. Ron Mael's genius overwhelms me. -- Frank Portman
- I had a dream that I went to a sparks show and after Ron Mael says "pretend like nothing is happening" and tickled me. Russell looked good -- PIZZAAHHHH
- O esporte predileto do Sparks enquanto banda feitora de videoclipes é colocar o Ron Mael fazendo uma cara sinistra em todos os vídeos -- lucas.
- Wait, I didn't make a Ron Mael joke. I need to go back. -- Mecha Angela
- Million $ idea: Super Sparks Brothers It's a fighting game where the only two characters are Ron Mael and Russell Mael from the band Sparks. -- Nonte, Stephen
- Benedict Cumberbatch as Ron Mael in a Sparks biopic -- Michael U/Jet Jaguar
- Sparks - What The Hell Is It This Time? (Happy 72nd birthday Ron Mael) -- The Thin White Duke
- I'm trying to think who Frankenstein reminds me of, but all I'm getting is Ron Mael. -- Mechaangela
- He is 72! -- Woody©
- Ron Mael is possibly my favourite musician of all time. -- Enough Of That
- Imagine being 10 and seeing Ron Mael for the 1st time? I was both terrified & fascinated -- CarolD
- Ron Mael deserves his own statue. Well, he kind of IS his own statue. But you get the point. -- Jasper Willems
- My spirit animal is Ron Mael. -- David Nagler
- Beck is beginning to look like Russell/Ron Mael from Sparks. -- Julian Thorley
- Marvelous Marvin reviews the Hitlerian not-so-subtleties of Ron Mael and Sparks. Brilliant! -- Lionel
- Sorry to rt myself but I wanted that comment on my main thingy cos it's so true. he is an absolute fashion icon -- Hol
- All i want is for ron mael to make eye contact with me again -- Leirin
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- I married myself. I'm very happy together - Ron Mael -- Dennis Carlin
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- I'm just minding my own biz and suddenly I hear from my radio "Hi this is Ron Mael..." "And this is Russell Mael..." OMG my heart stopped -- Moon 🌚
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