Rolf Harris

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Rolf Harris is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I've always been attracted to older men and I think he was the one who started it! --
  • 4 star rating I wonder how he is getting on with his new bum chums? --
  • 5 star rating I see is trending, is Rolf Harris out? --
  • 3 star rating Found out the best way to wind up my Psychology teacher is by asking her about Rolf Harris. --
  • 4 star rating Forget William Hague. he is the greatest living Yorkshireman. --
  • 5 star rating Why is there a Rolf Harris fancy dress costume --
  • 5 star rating Lol I've heard he is dyslexic. Rofl. --
  • 4 star rating My lecturer looks like Rolf Harris so I hope I'm not his type --
  • 2 star rating Wait... Victoria Pendleton is a Tory? Ah man that's as disappointing as finding out Rolf Harris was a paedo --
  • 5 star rating Why do old men with white hair still have goatee's, they just resemble Rolf Harris... Looking like a Paedophile is not a good look --
  • 3 star rating Why is Sauron always watching? Rolf Harris went to jail for that kind of thing... --
  • 5 star rating Breaking news Rolf Harris turns to Islam the promise of being able to be a nonce and get away with was to much for him to say no too --
  • 1 star rating Banning Craig Whyte from being a director is the exact same as banning Rolf Harris from presenting the Teen Choice Awards --
  • 5 star rating Hahahah just remembered he is gonny die in jail --
  • 3 star rating Is that Elvis Costello I see doing a Rolf Harris song on a Frasier repeat? --
  • 4 star rating Play is delayed cause Rolf Harris just got his didgeridoo oot --
  • 5 star rating Tories are determined to take us back to 18th century ways of doing things - so will they be transporting Rolf Harris to Botany Bay? --
  • 1 star rating Listening to the Just So Stories read by Johnny Morris. Now he was a good man. Not like that Rolf Harris fellow. --
  • 3 star rating This beer is going down faster than Rolf Harris's babysitting business ! --
  • 3 star rating Rolf Harris may have raped kids but his cover of Stairway is way worse of a travesty --
  • 5 star rating Harmful quotes frm Malone: 'But DLT isnt Jimmy Savile. Nor is he Rolf Harris or Max Clifford. He s a bloke who groped a woman 19 years ago.' --
  • 2 star rating Ma favourite Batman character is the Riddler, Rolf harris is a kiddy fiddler. Can you tell what it is yet? --
  • 3 star rating Sometimes I spoonerise Rolf Harris's name just so I can say it in a dogs voice. --
  • 1 star rating So what's Heritier going to say to the Melbourne players at the first time trial who dressed up as Rolf Harris --
  • 5 star rating H set to be a Demon? Didn t 2 of their players dress up as Rolf Harris & a little girl for Mad Monday? But that s ok H? Yeah? Really? --
  • 4 star rating Louis Walsh is next after jimmy saville and rolf Harris --
  • 1 star rating How long until Louie Walsh is in the same category as Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris?? 'Sleepover at mine little boys' --
  • 5 star rating Why is my mum listening to rolf harris --
  • 3 star rating Radio Meltdown: DJ`He||s_Be||e is Rolf Harris - Court Of King Caractacus --
  • 1 star rating FYI, Idols doing shitty sexual assault/rape/pedophilia is nothing new. See Ian Watkins, Jimmy Saville & rolf harris --
  • 1 star rating The best man at this wedding after party is brilliant, just whipped out a Rolf Harris paedo joke on the mic hahahaha --
  • 4 star rating That Italian lads dad is the image of Rolf Harris --
  • 5 star rating He is in Radyr I swear!! --
  • 4 star rating Sounds like he is playing constant didgereedoo at Anfield --
  • 1 star rating The conviction of entertainer Rolf Harris for 12 sexual offences is the story which dominates Tuesdays newspaper front pages. --
  • 3 star rating I'm going to get so fucking double, saucy 'get your rat out for the Rolf Harris' naughty tonight --
  • 2 star rating So who does the AFL have lined up for next year's grand final entertainment now that he is unavailable? --
  • 5 star rating Is that Rolf Harris singing "Up there Cazaly"? --
  • 5 star rating Isn't this a Rolf Harris song? --
  • 3 star rating That Sam Pepper 'prank' is eerily similar to Rolf Harris's Jake The Peg routine, isn't it? --
  • 5 star rating This postman is about as elusive as the not guilty verdict Rolf Harris was after. Is it my areas turn for afternoon post or something ffs. --
  • 2 star rating Why is Dr Harry on better homes and gardens with his arm around a woman AS USUAL? Creepy. Like Rolf Harris. --
  • 3 star rating I'm the master dragon, the temple is dooming free Rolf Harris he's a boyo init --
  • 3 star rating A woman tells a court he is a "dirty old man" who assaulted her "out of nowhere". --
  • 5 star rating Someone is commenting that Rolf Harris, jailed for sexually abiding 4 girls one aged 7/8 got a harsh sentence. He got 5 years! He got off easy --
  • 3 star rating If you believe he is a better human being and Australian then Prime Minister Tony Abbott --
  • 3 star rating Listening to Blair's advice on Iraq is like listening to Rolf Harris advising on babysitters --
  • 5 star rating Wonder what he is up to today. --
  • 1 star rating Rolf Harris rapes kids for 50 years and is in good health, Bradley Lowery passes aged 6, how the fuck is that fair --
  • 4 star rating This is almost as sad as the day I found out Rolf Harris was a peado --

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