Roland Emmerich

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• he is one of the best Directors -- Ugly Casanova
• he ist auch so ein Phänomen. -- Schnurrbartbrille
• For all the flak he gets, he is a master of the long, slow build while getting to know the characters before mayhem breaks out. -- Zack Stentz
• Roland Emmerich's Candy Crush, coming July 4 -- David Greenwald
• 2 water mains breaking on Sunset in 2 months is coincidentally the beginning of Roland Emmerich's next movie -- Nicholas Manganiello
• Wie clever ich Ebert und Siskel verarsche! HAHAHAHAHA! ICH BIN ROLAND EMMERICH! ICH BIN SO KLUK! K-L-U-K! -- -Frank Drebin-
• he is in SO MUCH TROUBLE. -- Iain Lambert
• Why is that 3d model of a skeleton copulating with a 3d model of matoi ryuuko from the hit Roland Emmerich film kill la kill -- Unit
• All flash all the time is just noise. Like a Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich movie. -- The Mug
• Anonymous by he is amazing! -- Ian
• Roland Emmerich's ANONYMOUS is not good but its last shot is King James's literal ruby slippers as he lisps 'I do so love the theatre' so A+ -- Anthony Oliveira
• I think he is related to Micheal Bay. -- Patrick Therrien
• Ein typischer Roland Emmerich: "Die Welt so wie wir sie kennen, wird es nicht mehr geben." -- Kain Aerger
• This is random and has nothing to due with my current state of rage, but anybody who hates on the Roland Emmerich Godzilla can suck a dick. -- nobody
• The roland emmerich godzilla is on. :\ -- NotANinja
• It s amazing how ill-equipped Los Angeles is to handle consecutive days of 90-degree+ heat. Sounds like a Roland Emmerich movie out there. -- Ted Smith
• The director of 2012 (2009), Roland Emmerich, is a fan of rapper 50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, -- Ignace Moline
• Roland Emmerich: "my favorite Sci fi movie of all times is Close Encounters of The Third Kind" -- Shaked Berenson
• Wait, Roland Emmerich directed Stargate? Kurt Russell is in Stargate? ...I just realized I don't know *anything* about Stargate. -- Phil Phantom
• If Roland Emmerich and Michael Bay fuse together, cinema is destroyed! -- TUNE NOM MII 4 LIFE
• I'm feeling mixed about the Stargate reboot. Like it's a reboot, hate them. BUT he is directing with 20 year advancement in cgi -- Miss Chanandler Bong
• It's like Godzilla's classic film series being compared with Roland Emmerich's 1998 version of Godzilla. IT DOESN'T WORK. -- Wizardmon Jon
• 'The truth is the greatest tragedy of all' Tagline from the movie: 'Anonymous' (2011). Director: Roland Emmerich. -- Clark Renney
• There's no doubt the weather in Sydney is better than the weather in Melbourne - until you walk outside & you're in a Roland Emmerich movie -- Luke Buckmaster
• I'm hoping the impressive storm we are having is the result of a cold front rolling in and not the start of a Roland Emmerich movie. -- Mr. Maxwell
• Must be awful being Roland Emmerich, having this film as a constant reminder that his end of the world prophecy was wrong. -- Brentton Gaydon
• So, jetzt aber! Ben, Jerry und Roland Emmerich! -- Zanni
• TIL Evil Within is just another Roland Emmerich's disaster movie. -- Łukasz Brzozowski
• Level 1 The Evil Within is a tonal clusterfuck Starts as a crime drama Turns into body horror Then becomes a Roland Emmerich disaster movie -- ZachSCARY
• Pitbull is the Roland Emmerich of music. -- Elizabeth Eromosele
• ...Who is the boring version of Roland Emmerich? -- Icky Zombaldson
• God damn Roland Emmerich's Godzilla is stupid why am I watching this shit -- Vincent Price
• Anonymous asks whether Shakespeare really wrote his plays, which prompts the question: Did Roland Emmerich really direct Anonymous? -- Tony Tea
• So I'm about to start the Millennium series of Godzilla movies. Question is do I rewatch the Roland Emmerich movie first? -- David Neary
• Why do jets fly so slow in roland emmerich movies? -- Mychal Mallen
• Wow. Peter Jackson is more murderous than Tarantino, James Cameron and Roland Emmerich combined. Who knew. -- Laura Westgarth
• This Michael Bay Benghazi movie is a dumb idea. Pretty excited for the Roland Emmerich 'War On Christmas' movie though. -- Perry Ryan
• What if Roland Emmerich had made United 93 -- Clown in Congress
• I had a dream today probably directed by Roland Emmerich. And I'm mad at myself for dreaming with such disregard for proper physics. -- Roberto Amorim
• Hijole, que churrazo esa de La Caída de la Casa Blanca de Roland Emmerich. -- Andrés Olascoaga
• GODZILLA (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo. Dir: Roland Emmerich. AMC 5:00 PM PT. -- NextOnHDTGM
• Certe allerte meteo che sembrano gestite da Roland Emmerich. -- Luilla
• "Hijo, te he traído este pack de películas de Roland Emmerich, que me han dicho que es muy bueno y... ¿Hijo? ¡?HIJO?!¡NO ESTÁ EN SU CUARTO!" -- Capitán Fichero
• Porque la gente solo quiere ver películas básicas por quéeeeeee. Odio!, todo es culpa de Michael Bay o de Roland Emmerich -- Mr. Riveros
• Citing a Roland Emmerich movie on an academic essay - that's a real acheivement. -- Joe
• Listening to 'The Patriot' by 'Roland Emmerich' Genre: War -- Daymon Jones
• A se lo perdono todo. Incluso que se sienta primo lejano de Roland Emmerich por un rato... (Vease S4e9) -- Harry Callahan
• Spoiler alert for a book that's almost 20 years old and admittedly took its inspiration from a Roland/Emmerich film: A computer virus. -- J.J. Lee
• I can forgive this example of Roland Emmerich like monument destruction porn in this case. It actually served a tactical purpose for once. -- Matt Derosier
• I ACCIDENTLY WATCHED "INTO THE STORM" BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROLAND EMMERICH MOVIE -- MEGATRON

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