Never be ashamed of having a crush on Roberto Luongo I'm a crusher
Canadian ice hockey goaltender
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Roberto Luongo is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Roberto Luongo
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If Jakob Markstrom is claimed, the Canucks essentially traded Roberto Luongo for Shawn Mathias. Oof. -- Christian Roatis
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If Markstrom is claimed on waivers, the will have essentially traded Shawn Matthias for Roberto Luongo -- Brett Markowitz
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So... the Canucks traded Roberto Luongo and a substantial part of his salary for Shawn Matthias? Ew. -- Liam McGuire
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My cousin is making the claim that Roberto luongo's son goes to her kids school. Honey.........,,,,, -- WHITE RICE
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He is in the QAM booth, -- Eric Lauzin
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Roberto Luongo has not been good in shootouts at all this season, so this extra point may just stay right here. We ll see. -- George Richards
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Is Roberto Luongo tending both nets in the Boro/Pool penalty kicks? -- Adrian™
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*The current edition of Muhammad Ali* is just a polite euphemism for *Roberto Luongo shitting his pants*. -- CAH Randy
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Roberto Luongo's upper-body injury is reportedly not serious. -- Sapere Aude
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I feel Roberto Luongo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic would get along really well -- Chris
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Quinton Howden has scored some beauties against Roberto Luongo this morning ... Kid is looking motivated. -- Jameson Cooper Olive
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THN is conducting a fan Q-&-A session with Roberto Luongo! Have a question? Email editorial or comment it using -- The Hockey News
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Roberto luongo is naked after Kyle undressing him -- Matt Evans
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The idea of Roberto Luongo photoshopping himself onto a partially-nude photo of Kim Kardashian is endlessly hilarious to me. -- Daniel E.
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Roberto Luongo on teammate Aleksander Barkov: "He reminds me a lot of Pavel Datsyuk...I don't think he knows how good he is sti -- Karan Thakur
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He is the GOAT. -- Phil Andrade
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He is confirmed starting goalie against the Hurricanes for 11/26/2014 -- SideLeague
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he is Confirmed in goal for the tonight -- Tim Shields
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He is 5-1-2 record in his last 8 starts with a 1.31 GAA and a 0.943 save percentage. -- TSN_Stats
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Anyone that doesn't agree that he is an absolute hero, is a fud -- Яobb Himself
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He is the greatest human being of all time. -- Josh Schlegel
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Eddie Lack and Roberto Luongo are so loveably weird. -- Cam Davie
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He is definitely in the top 5 athlete commenters. Stud! -- Amoreena
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He is the best. -- Momin Sheikh
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He is my pride and joy -- Brooke Melino
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He is a clown -- Bruins 10-8-0
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What in the unholy abyss is wrong with Roberto Luongo. oh my god. -- Angelica
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He isn't just the best NHL player on comment. He may be the best person period on here. -- finally november dan
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he is a gift -- His name is Steve
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Roberto Luongo's last comment is hilarious. I can't recomment it though. -- Ben Baxter
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Tuukka Rask is the most overrated goalie in the NHL. he is a better playoff goalie. -- Alex H
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The Panthers get 4 goals, and he is sharp in the net, as the Panthers take care of San Jose 4-1. -- Miami Sports Network
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Good to see Cory Schneider is still applying the lessons he learned in Vancouver from Roberto Luongo. -- WildlyBiased
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Somewhere in Florida, he is laughing. -- Eric Kwun
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If the Canucks win tonight against the Kings, can we say that Ryan Miller is better than Roberto Luongo? -- Duncan Leung
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Florida G Roberto Luongo (upper body) is out tonight versus Ottawa. G Al Monttoya will start in net. -- Fantasy 911
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Florida sends Al Montoya in to replace Roberto Luongo due to unspecified (for now) injury. Montoya is a alum from ECHL days -- Mike Solarte
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Sorry just worlds Roberto Luongo fan. Cause I only dreamed of being a goalie all my life. -- Red Horse
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I suddenly really miss Roberto Luongo. :c -- Becca
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Scrivens is starting to remind me of the picture of Roberto Luongo and the beach ball -- Richard D. Cloutier
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Elias: FLA G he is one shootout away from tying Martin Brodeur's single-season shootout appearance record of 16, set in 2006-07 -- Steve Kournianos
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He is fucking amazing. -- Escobar
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I once did an airbrush mural of Roberto Luongo being fed to a nest of baby Pterodactyls by a giant bat creature acting as a surrogate mom. -- Ken Disaster
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He is good at goaltending. -- Frank Rekas
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Roberto Luongo's mask is fantastic. Simple but stylish. -- Corey Heaward
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Shahrukh Khan and Roberto Luongo are playing Crazy Climber. Nora Ephron is pumping a bowel movement in Las Vegas. -- Matt After Dinner
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Roberto Luongo praises Aleksander Barkov 'He reminds me a lot of Pavel Datsyuk...I don't think he knows how good he is still' -- NHL EXPERT PICKS
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Roberto Luongo on Barkov: Barkov, he reminds me a lot of Pavel Datsyuk, the way he handles the puck. I don't think he knows how good he is. -- Paige Lewis
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He is the best goalie of the last 15 years, not Martin Brodeur. This is the hill I will die on. -- Cara
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This is Roberto Luongo's first game since the debacle against the Leafs here on March 3. Curious to see how he looks. Game is underway. -- Mike Ashmore
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