Robert Schimmel

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American comedian (Famous from Stand-up who survived cancer, and left his wife for his daughters friend)
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3 star rating
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  • 3 star rating I thought about Robert Schimmel this morning. so funny, his timing was impeccable. view --
  • 3 star rating I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.' -Robert Schimmel --
  • 5 star rating Robert Schimmel, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy --
  • 4 star rating Here are two ... Robert Schimmel & Mitch Hedberg --
  • 5 star rating Robert Schimmel one of the best ever.. --
  • 1 star rating "... your seat back doubles as a floatation device. Until the sharks come. Then it's a bobber." - Robert Schimmel --
  • 5 star rating honorable mention to Robert Schimmel --
  • 3 star rating Toasting The Town remembers born comic Robert Schimmel who passed this day in 2010 --
  • 4 star rating Died 2010 - Robert Schimmel, American stand-up comedian (b. 1950) --
  • 5 star rating I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it. - Robert Schimmel, who died 3 Sep 2010 --
  • 1 star rating Dear God, next Tuesday when I go under...I am so cool to meet you at the gate. Pls have Robert Schimmel next to you xo --
  • 5 star rating I would love to go to their show:Jimmy Carr, Gabriel Iglesias, Dane Cook, Kevin James, Robert Schimmel, Russel Peters, George Lopez, Aziz.. --
  • 5 star rating "Introduction" - Robert Schimmel --
  • 5 star rating Dangerfield introducing Robert Schimmel on one of his HBO specials. "alright... here's a guy. I don't know where he's from and I don't care" --
  • 1 star rating Robert Schimmel: My dentist said, 'You're going to feel a little prick in your mouth.' I said, 'Hey, I'm not that fucked up yet.' --
  • 5 star rating He is off the chain --
  • 3 star rating My Top 3 Artists: Josh Ritter (21), Robert Schimmel (11) Hiss Golden Messenger (10) --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious. Shame he died. Rip --
  • 2 star rating Robert Schimmel's timing was unbelievable. His expressions gave you all that you need and he is truly missed. --
  • 5 star rating "My dentist said, 'You're going to feel a little prick in your mouth.' I said, 'Hey, I'm not that fucked up yet.'" ~Robert Schimmel --
  • 5 star rating Il Lido Pola propone i migliori lavori del Cabarettista Robert Schimmel Questa sera un appuntamento per divertisri e riflettere... --
  • 3 star rating "I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'" Robert Schimmel wb 66 today --
  • 3 star rating Robert Schimmel would have been 65 today and I'm sad we never got to see him as a dirty old man. --
  • 5 star rating Meanwhile, over on Facebook, people aren't stopping to think before wishing the late Robert Schimmel "Happy Birthday!" on his FB wall today. --
  • 3 star rating My Top 3 Artists Josh Ritter (21), Robert Schimmel (11) Hiss Golden Messenger (10) --
  • 3 star rating Robert Schimmel the great comedian had a joke about the advice to punch a shark if he attacks you + --
  • 5 star rating I miss Robert Schimmel. --
  • 5 star rating Robert Schimmel was like a smoother George Carlin --
  • 2 star rating Wow-thanks for all the Robert Schimmel videos. Best comedian ever. My head hurts from laughing so hard. --
  • 2 star rating People make a living donating to sperm banks. Last year I let $500 slip through my fingers. -Robert Schimmel --
  • 3 star rating Listening to A Hunk-A Hunk-A Burning Sex Talk by Robert Schimmel, on my Echo! --
  • 5 star rating He is the goat. --
  • 5 star rating If you buy my cd// Robert Schimmel --
  • 2 star rating Today would've been comedian Robert Schimmel's birthday. Check this guy out. He had some really funny stuff. --
  • 5 star rating IMDb. January 16th. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Robert Schimmel, Sacario, Melinda McDowell, Pedro Mari Sanchez, Leslie H. Martinson, Karl Freund. --
  • 1 star rating Tune into The Art Scene program, Sat 1:06pm on KOWL 1490am Lake Tahoe, to hear Robert Schimmel interview Anu Yadav! --
  • 5 star rating Er komen weer heel wat mooie Toyota 's binnen bij Van Schaik Krimpen. Interview met Robert Schimmel. Over de midi-suv net onder de RAV4 . --
  • 3 star rating Robert Schimmel - The Gym (Spoken Word) from If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car --
  • 1 star rating For the first time EVER I laughed watching Robert Schimmel if you're listening (not likely since you're dead), thanks man. --
  • 5 star rating I miss Robert Schimmel. He was brilliant. --
  • 1 star rating Jesus, can we just say a collective NO to Melissa McCarthy movies? Have any of you even heard of Robert Schimmel? Wtf? --
  • 2 star rating Because when you re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy. Robert Schimmel --
  • 5 star rating One of the many reasons that I wish Robert Schimmel was still alive is so he could star in "Taping a Psycho's Ankles: The Gary Vitti Story" --
  • 1 star rating From some reason I all of a sudden miss my two favorite comedians. Robert Schimmel and George Carlin, both gone too soon. --
  • 3 star rating I just heard about the passing of Robert Schimmel. Thanks for the laughs since '99, Robert. --
  • 5 star rating Robert Schimmel: Trap Unprotected --
  • 4 star rating This is the worst Robert Schimmel set I've ever seen. --
  • 3 star rating I mean this in no mean way...but does anyone else see a g-rated Robert Schimmel in --
  • 1 star rating Robert Schimmel died 9 years ago today. What a genius and legend he was. Gonna watch some of his standup tonight. --
  • 5 star rating Aww Richard Jeni, RIP Robert Schimmel RIP --

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