Robbie Coltrane

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Actor (Famous from Hagrid on Harry Potter, Cracker)
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3 star rating
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  • 4 star rating about a minute. Krull is Robbie Coltrane's finest role. Enjoy! --
  • 3 star rating Harry Potter marathon & all I can think is: Draco Hair Gel, Giant Robbie Coltrane and --
  • 3 star rating Dying because he is from Glasgow, Scotland and I was 2 minutes from his house. --
  • 1 star rating Not seen that one myself. But I can vouch for Cracker with Robbie Coltrane being phenomenally written & enjoyable --
  • 5 star rating So the Scottish King is going to be Sean Connery right? Will also accept Billy Connolly or Robbie Coltrane. Tilda Swinton as queen. --
  • 3 star rating Are we sure that he isn't standing in for Poroshenko? The resemblance is uncanny. --
  • 3 star rating If you are a fan of Brit. TV is like a more slender version of Cracker (Robbie Coltrane) --
  • 3 star rating Robbie Coltrane's a fine choice, but if you need a female option, Lindsay Duncan is awesome. --
  • 4 star rating I keep forgetting that he is the President of Ukraine. --
  • 5 star rating is that a relative of Robbie Coltrane? --
  • 4 star rating Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hgrid( ) --
  • 5 star rating Robbie coltrane came into the shop today and said he loved my hair and then we cracked some solid bantah --
  • 5 star rating Sly & Robbie Coltrane --
  • 5 star rating The Robbie Coltrane Quartet --
  • 1 star rating KRULL factoid: Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane both play bandits, but the latter had his voice dubbed over by Michael Elphick. --
  • 5 star rating I love Robbie Coltrane --
  • 4 star rating Got lectured by Robbie Coltrane's lookalike today :) --
  • 4 star rating There's a fat kid on my bus that looks like Robbie Coltrane --
  • 1 star rating "Follow us again. I chop your arms off. OKAY!" - The Triads to Robbie Coltrane It's been years since I last saw this. On VHS. --
  • 2 star rating Watching Cracker again. Robbie Coltrane at his best. I usually hate crime dramas but this is top notch! --
  • 3 star rating Today I learned how they made Robbie Coltrane look so tall in the Harry Potter films. --
  • 5 star rating Watching The World Is Not Enough. Dreadful. Robbie Coltrane and Bob Carlyle competing for who can do the worst Russian/Scots accent. --
  • 5 star rating He is the 90s equivalent of the redneck sheriff. --
  • 5 star rating Fact of the day coming up. Robbie Coltrane has the worst Russian accent - ever - in 'The world is not enough'. Sounds like Steve McLaren... --
  • 5 star rating The Pope Must Die stars Robbie Coltrane as a low ranking priest who is mistakenly elected Pope, then has to avoid being assassinated by the --
  • 2 star rating Robbie Coltrane, who plays Hagrid, once got a fruit bat stuck in his beard during a scene in Hagrid s hut. --
  • 4 star rating Or emoticons. :) Still, I always think of Robbie Coltrane anyway. --
  • 5 star rating Watching the 1st Harry Potter movie. Still incapable of resisting doing my best/worst Robbie Coltrane impression: Yer a wizard, arry. --
  • 4 star rating Robbie Coltrane looks nothing like what I'd expected. --
  • 4 star rating Robbie Coltrane and Phil Jupitus are the same person --
  • 2 star rating Reading book 1 and my Robbie Coltrane reallllllllly needs work, but the girls are enjoying it anyway. --
  • 1 star rating That scene in Ocean's Twelve in which George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Robbie Coltrane just fuck with Matt Damon :D --
  • 5 star rating ...Matthew Lewis, Robbie Coltrane, Rupert Grint, Tom Felton, Josh Herdman e Warwick Davis são os atores que estão em todos os oito filmes. --
  • 5 star rating Robbie coltrane est quand même merveilleux là --
  • 1 star rating Now in that intsensely comfortable frame of mind where I start to sound like Robbie Coltrane's Dr Johnson in Blackadder III. --
  • 1 star rating Watching Krull on digital 32 Brit fantasy film with robbie Coltrane sporting the gayest moustache in cinematic history --
  • 2 star rating Nasa Effie Gray three of my favs lol. Dakota fanning, robbie coltrane and julie walters. Trailer pa lanag --
  • 4 star rating A waste of Richard E. Grant's and Robbie Coltrane's talents. --
  • 4 star rating Robbie Coltrane's face after killing a slayer is perfect. --
  • 1 star rating Does anyone remember a BBC doc from late '90s on engineering narrated by (IIRC) Robbie Coltrane? Is it viewable anywhere? --
  • 1 star rating You only realise how good Ripper Street is when you've seen From Hell. Not even Robbie Coltrane can save it from oblivion. --
  • 5 star rating Robbie Coltrane's no deid, is he? --
  • 5 star rating Really wanna meet Robbie Coltrane --
  • 5 star rating Robbie Coltrane!! The legend that is! --
  • 5 star rating He is so good in this film too. --
  • 5 star rating He is bae --
  • 5 star rating Jon Favreau is the Robbie Coltrane of Tinsel Town --
  • 2 star rating If I had to compare tonight to a 90's tv show feat Robbie Coltrane, I would have to say it was a Cracker... --
  • 4 star rating Forgot Minnie Driver played Robbie Coltrane s mistress in goldeneye. --
  • 2 star rating The casting director of golden eye wanted his hearing and sight tested. Robbie Coltrane can not do Russian --

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